Things I Learned on the Revolutionary Road

Rating: 8/10 (30 January 2018)

1. Avoid scrambled eggs before getting an abortion
2. Snails, Frogs and Monkeys are some common Parisian attractions
3. An American coupling with a European will work as well as a ship with an iceberg
4. Kate Winslet can suck it all out in mere seconds, while she is fully clothed
5. Schedule to station troops abroad on their birthdays so that they will return with fond memories of their deployment
6. IBM computers are harmful to an unborn child