Alice in Zombieland 3: Uncharacteristically average.

Rating: 6/10 (17 October 2007)

This third outing was disappointing because after two successful outings (above average releases) Resident Evil had become for me a sort of "brand name" you could trust. My problem with this third installment is that no real care was given to quality of story, characters, and special effects. I wish, for instance, that it had a more suspense and some more surprises; more interesting supporting characters (none of them had any personality folks); and was more visually imaginative.
Basically our heroine is now aimlessly wandering the dusty plains on a dusty motorcycle in a dusty coat (reminding me of some heroic western tough guy if you substitute the motorcycle for a horse). The story begins with her waking up naked reminiscent of the previous Resident Evil but she's covered by a white sheet and we don't get to see anything (Damn it to hell!!). Somehow managing to score some rugged, bad-ass girl duds, a motorcycle, and various weaponry, she eventually hooks up with a bus load and truck load of survivors (unzombified) who are looking for other survivors and the promised land, or something. In the mean time some mad scientist who has been trying to find a way to control the zombies discovers that our heroine, the original Alice, is still out there somewhere with the precious T-virus antidote in her blood. So he sets out to snare her so he can bring her back to his lab and have his way with her (Can you blame him?).
Finally: This -in my opinion- is an "average" flick unlike it's 2 predecessors. I recommend it if you have nothing better to do right now and in need of some mild (standard) zombie entertainment. Before I went to see this movie, I didn't read or listen to any reviews; I just grabbed my wallet and crammed as many nieces and nephews in my car as I could and sped off like a jack rabbit on crack (I do so love kick-ass women, folks). Well I won't be doing that again. I must have blown 80 bucks on that mad, impetuous day (I'm like a 5 yr old when I get excited). -Don't get me wrong, I'm not sorry I saw it. I'm just sorry I rushed when I could have leisurely waited for an invite from someone who was going (and paying) or who rented it or bought the DVD later on. Listen, you might think better of this 3rd Resident Evil than I do. I saw, for instance, that another IMDb reviewer gave it a whopping "9 stars". What the F**K!!! -My eyes almost flew out of my head. But he or she saw what they saw and I have to respect that. I'm just one opinion in a sea of them. Love, Boloxxxi.