Ummm...OK?

Rating: 2/10 (24 October 2007)

Seriously, as a person who very rarely watches horror movies, especially ones from the Sultan of Shlock, Paul WS Anderson, and a occasional player of the Resident Evil games, I must say.... what? What the living hell (see the pun?) is this suppose to be. Thanks to my better judgement I waited 3 months to rent the film rather than waste a fiver to see it at the cinema. Again, I'm not a big Paul WS Anderson fan (shock horror) but I must say he has never made such a terrible movie, this film makes Alien Vs Predator look like Alien: Resurrection, it's not good but hell of a lot better. Also why steal possibly my favourite George A. Romero scene where they try to humanise the zombies, by helping them remember how they use to live, but Mister Anderson (could he be the ever boring Neo ?) has chosen to ruin this scene by hiring the most retarded looking zombie there is, and some how clones him repeatedly (which is never explained, like how he keeps getting work.) Also, Oded Fehr who I believe had the only DECENT role in the film, has barely anything to do in this, he kills about 5 zombies and constantly craves for a cigarette until he blows up....um...wow...an explosion. Also what happened to Claire and the aptly named K-mart, (cheap prices comes with cheap acting.) Finally, and foremost to summarise this movie in a few words... It plainly just sucks.
F.Nich