WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Rating: 3/10 (10 September 2004)

My basic thoughts on the film are as follows: As a zombie/action movie, it's decent and entertaining; however, it still lacks severely when compared to the awesome Dawn of the Dead remake. As a movie based on a pre-fabricated story and set of characters, it is utterly and horrifyingly terrible. If you like the Resident Evil games, please try and forget that, since it will only make you hurt. Severely. Characters are completely changed. Why even keep the names? Subtracting the name form the equation, the characters are, again, in possession of room-temperature IQ's. "We need more ammo," Jill gripes. Then she kills at least twenty heavily-armed commandos and doesn't even glance at their devastating and superior hardware. Ugh.
I sincerely hope that my thoughts will not be dismissed as rabid fandom. true, I like the games. I admit, it's a decent, perhaps even above-average zombie/action movie. But please, please, take off the Resident Evil name. Then I will go away.
Thank you. "Staaarrssssss..." (translation: seriously, this is the best you could do?)~ Nemesis