REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD

Rating: Null/10 (10 September 2004)

Bad clichés, Bad acting, Bad fight scenes; completely predictable, this movie is simply TERRIBLE. I actually feel dumber for watching it. Two hours I'll never get back. This movie makes "Tango and Cash" almost good. There is nothing new here. Present are all the typical movie clichés have been used in every "B" movie since 1970. The fight scenes are HORRIBLE; lots of camera motion, blurry pan shots and not much ability to actually follow the fight choreography. Filled with ridiculous stunts and implausible outcomes, the story has way too many unexplained holes that it makes it difficult to keep your attention. Plus, I've seen better acting in "C" grade adult movies.
At least some of the Previews were entertaining.
Save your money and your time.