What the Hell was this piece of crap ????

Rating: Null/10 (4 December 2004)

This movie need some adult supervision in its production, script writing and editing. This "movie", and i use that term in the most liberal sense possible, looks like a bunch of 8th graders (Sorry if I offend any 8th graders out there) were given complete reign over this movie from start to finish.
if it weren't for the fact that you had extremely loud explosions and gun fights from time to time ... OK most of the movie... I would have fell asleep in the theater. This movie was boring, badly edited, poorly directed, badly acted, plot less, pointless, worthless.
if you are just looking for plot less, shot em up movies then this is the movie for you. But then you might even be disappointed with this movie still. I can not believe that any studio really allowed this movie to go past the script stage. I personally would have wrote on the front page of the script, "This is total garbage, please look for another job, you are wasting our time." , even if it was only the first 20 pages were even looked at.
The ONLY good thing out of this movie is that this gives hope to ANYONE that is attempting to make it to Hollywood, that they have a solid chance in making it. I don't ever have the greatest sense on script writing, but I believe I could have scripted this movie in a couple days being completely drunk a lot better then this piece of garbage.
On the Snooze Scale from one Z to ten Z's this was a solid ZZZZZZZZ(8)