It hurts, and always will...

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2006)

I've always loved the Resident Evil games, and consider myself a true RE-fan. After watching the first one, which became a complete disaster, I didn't know what to expect of this next installment, so I kept my expectations low - and yet, I was utterly disappointed. This film was laughable, dumb, badly written, horribly acted, and the effects were lame. The whole film reminded me of an unpleasant visit at my dentist, after him having a few drinks; I suppose you get the picture. But all in all - just to keep myself short - this film traumatized me, and almost ruined my view upon Resident Evil; luckily, with the games at hand, I found salvation. Well, to say it as it is - this film (and the first one as well), made me hurt, mentally and physically, so I'd recommend people with brains to stay away from it. I learned my lesson; if you play with fire, you get burned.
So, the next time I'll expose myself to true torment, I think I'll just stab myself in the eyeball - It will be less painful than ever watching this complete piece of trash, which name is - dare I say it - Resident Evil Apocalypse.