Swiss cheese

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2005)

More holes in this one than swiss cheese. The game was better and it blew pretty darn hard in it's own right. The twig-like chicks couldn't kick their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone fend off a sack of zombies. And what's with the attempt to make smoking cool? shameful. No suspense as it was all too formulaic and predictable. This wasn't even worth the 5$ for the DVD rental. I mean, come on, some of the 'action' scenes were so bad - one in particular where our main lady was supposed to be running like the wind and dodging gunfire, she looked like a paraplegic who hadn't yet realised the horrible truth... I haven't seen anything this bad since harry potter. Special effects weren't. Plot wasn't. Characters didn't. Wish I hadn't. Avoid unless you're four years old, blind drunk, intellectually challenged and perhaps, all three...