This Is a T.U.C. Movie. Total Unadulterrated Crap.

Rating: 1/10 (30 December 2004)

This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. I loved the video game, but this movie sucks more than Hoover and Electrolux combined. Eureka! About 30-45 minutes in I realized what I have been watching didn't even have a point or a plot. Then when a weak plot finally did develop as the movie reached it's abysmal attempted climax I totally predicted what would happen and how. Pretty freaking weak.
This movie was a waste of the rental fee I spent to see it. I should have added a couple more bucks to it bought a twelve pack and got totally fucked up. At least I would have accomplished something in the end.