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Rating: Null/10 (14 September 2007)

I would have felt like a douche if I had paid for this movie; hell, I felt stupid for wasting the time it took to watch it. I almost quit watching during the scene in which Jill begins shooting people in the police station. (Don't get me wrong, she was hot, but you can see hot chicks anytime you want. Just Google Rosie O'Donnell.)
A few questions... Where does Jill hide her cigarette pack? It sure isn't in her pocket.
Why does Alice choose a tank-top covered by a net when she knows she is about to face zombies which will infect you with a single bite? The same goes for Jill, whose tube-top and miniskirt don't offer a high degree of protection. Personally, I would go with the suit of armor, welder's attire, rattlesnake-wrangler's gear, or buy the Halloween make-up kit and pretend to be part of the 'undead' crowd.
Why is the action overdone to such a great extent? I like sugar, but I don't eat it straight out of the bag.
Was there any action cliché that was not incorporated into this movie?
Was this movie a comedy on purpose?