So sad it hurts

Rating: Null/10 (4 December 2004)

(Excuse me if my English's at bit rusty)
I saw "the Grand opening" of Resident Evil :Apocalypse. There wasn't much Grand about it...
I'm a fan of the videogames, actually me and my friends loved the first game so much that we almost cried every time we had too turn it of. I also enjoyed the first movie. Most of it was true too the games and the story wasn't that bad. It's the best video game-based movie ever made at least. With this in mind I went too RE:Apocalypse with hope in my heart. This was gonna be a good movie I said to my self. And I saw it...I saw it and refused too admit that the movie was bad. Actually it was terrible but I just couldn't admit it to my self. Until the next morning. This movie REALLY stinks!! The story's a mess, the characters unpersonal, the zombiescnes too few and the irritating onliners too many. What really bugs me of is Nemesis. Nemesis should not have computersight a lá Terminator, he shouldn't let anyone who's in his way survive and he should not I repeat NOT ally with ANYBODY AT ANY TIME! Nemesis should be a senseless killingmachine, nothing more nothing less.
Now, the movie may have some fun parts and some eye candy action scenes(most of them filmed as if the cameraman had a epilepsy attack while jumping on a trampoline) so if you're never have played the game you might enjoy it. The special effects has improved a bit too but still they aren't anything extraordinary. But if you're a Resident Evil thinking that this movie may be OK because it's based on the game...abandon that thought now.
Too sum things up. If you see Resident Evil: Apocalypse as a braindead actionmovie, you might enjoy it and see it again. If you see Reasident Evil:Apocalypse as a fan of the games, bring a bucket and tissues. You're gonna barf and cry so much it hurts. I did.