Action. Chicks. Guns. What more is there?

Rating: 10/10 (16 January 2005)

If you've found yourself obeying the critics and twiddling your thumbs through such movies as 'Lost in Translation' and 'The Hours' (yah, OK, so they had "character development" and "plots"..hmmm, maybe that's why they were so boring...), then treat your mind to some kick-ass action sequences (and NO character development! I promise!) in 'Resident Evil: Apocalypse.'
No "profound" suicides over sweeping scores, no "bold" performances, no "life-altering" themes. (Thank god). Just pure, heart-pounding sci-fi action. Here's to Resident Evil 3. Bring it on.
****/****