HORRIBLE even by Resident Evil standards

Rating: 1/10 (11 September 2010)

Okay, I am usually very forgiving when it comes to zombie movies, and Resident Evil movies. I know it is a computer game, I love computer game based movies. I love zombie movies. I really liked the last three resident evil movies (the third not quite as much, but you get my drift).
I actually wanted to leave this movie after the first 10 minutes, and I NEVER want to leave movies - I am serious, and I have seen a lot of movies. This wasn't even funny-bad, this was horrible bad. I should have waited to download this and laugh AT it while drunk with friends.
Critiques (some spoilers) - The half-ass ed matrix-wannabe fight scenes with "crap bullet time" effects - The bad guy who looks like a thick version of Carlisle from Twilight (not a good thing) - The million Alices and Alice's 'super powers' are neutralized within the first 10 minutes - The first 10 minutes with tons of Alices is just f*ing ridiculous - All the characters after it are boring, not memorable, die off really quick anyway - All the bad guys, super zombies, special powers etc have absolutely no explanation - not even a single line like "Umbrella was experimenting and came up with this freak that kind of reeks of Pyramid Head + Scarecrow." - The other movies, while good in general, deserve Oscars compared to this movie - The effects are not good, they're the crappy semi-blurred CG - The cliff hanger isn't good, and leaves off with a pseudo-"The Island" everyone in white jumpsuits is freeeee cheesiness. - A lot of the zombies have that split-mouth open effect made popular by Blade 2 and Blade 3 - total rip off, and not well done in this movie.
I should not have wasted an hour and a half of my life on this movie. Or the money. Do yourselves a favor and wait for it on Netflix, or borrow it.