Only enjoyable if you're mentally handicapped or lobotomized

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2010)

..or just six years old. This movie is so full of *beep* i don't even know where to begin with. The opening scene, starring a bunch of cloned ninja-sword wielding bitches. The helicopter crash.. seriously.. WTF? The permanent Matrix-style slow-mo scenes. The ultimately lame "story" or the god awful and annoying music. The 3D effects were the only good thing in this movie, but still couldn't save it from being utter trash.
The only reason to watch this movie would have been a naked Milla Jovowitch. Unfortunately, there is no naked Milla in it.
This movie get's a solid one from me. You're better off playing the video game, or watching your neighbors dog licking it's ass.