Okey film...not more - Spoilers

Rating: Null/10 (22 September 2004)

As all of us i just love the RE games!but when i heard of this film i thinked...hope its someone god directing this!but when i heard Paul who has directed Mortal Kombat i almost began crying!I can tell by far that anyone could do a better film than those 2 television destroyers!not even recommended to your worst nightmare!The next thought was:has there ever been a good game to film movie?Super mario,tomb raider,street fighter,mortal kombat...all of those are really crap!!!And when i heard it wasent really based on the game(i wanted wesker!!!) and that the main character name was Alice i begun to wonder if i was ever going to see it but i became curious and i bought the film...the film starts out pretty mystic.I saw that Mila Jovovich was the main character and because of that Mila has really no acting talent and neither do the rest of the guys int RE.Luckily they almost all gets killed of that laser!Sad that Mila survives...the film goes on with all zombies,pretty boring because there could have been more different monsters except the dogs who kicks ass!and that hologram girl just sucks big time!after a lot of zombie shooting they have to catch the train back to the mansion where the film started.I haven't said the story but they got a certain amount of time before Umbrellas death factory closes.Here it all comes to glory!The Licker makes its appearance!It has done it one time before but it was not some fight he just killed a bad guy!now hes here and kills another of the bad cast guys!now its just 2 of em left!YES!!!Anyway i wanted a big tasty last fight scene....i didn't get anyone!The Licker is just to much of a pussy and dies almost right away but at least it dies originally!!!When they arrive at the mansion guys in labsuits comes and take away Mila and the other guy!The male they set in the 'Nemesis program and thats a much better way to get rid of him than just kill him so Nemesis comes in the sequel.Mila wakes up with a bunch o cabels and stuff on her,shows her snatch(!) and breaks up a card key lock with a nail...takes an ugly cout and notices its chaos outside...then she grabs the shotgun and tries to look tuff!she fails...But this film isent that crap as i thought at least!it deserves 6/10 i haven't seen the sequel yet but i think that one is greater than this,am hoping for an REAL super fight with old Nemesis!