Just a second...

Rating: 10/10 (8 September 2002)

This movie is an hour and a half long and costs approximately a third as much as the game. The visuals and score are better than the game, but the plot, dialogue, composition, lighting and camerawork are worse.
It's just occurred to me that a couple of generations of console or PC down the line, when game visuals reach cinematic realism and we can have proper virtual hotties, then there will be absolutely no reason why game developers should put in any more work than filmmakers.
Enjoy your quality 20+ hour games while you can, because the line between game and film is getting narrower. When they reach 1:1 comparison, games will last (pro rata) approximately 4.5 hours, or they'll be sold as 1.5 hour "episodes" for the same price as a DVD.
Shudder. I mean, Mila and Michelle are supremely hot, but I do like a *little* dialogue and imagination in my entertainment.