COOLIES

Rating: 10/10 (19 March 2002)

*Some Spoilers* :) This movie was coolies! It got lots of baaad reviews, because I guess people wanted it to be less like, well other movies. Who cares??!! Michelle Rodriquez is awesome as Rain, the member of a team of commandos sent to find out what caused the death of all those poor lil peoples who were living and working underground at the Hive. It seems the Umbrella Corporation is up to no good and bad stuff happened to unsuspecting people leading to some lurking nasties you only see in your nightmares. Anyways, Alice (played by the lovely Milla Jovovich) is a woman suffering from amnesia who is pulled underground with all the commandos. You begin to see her fit into the whole movie as she remembers who she really was. The others are, uhh, ok. Just your regular tough commando boys running around with big guns. Okay forget the plot and just sit back and relax as you watch people getting chopped up, sliced and diced, served to some very hungry zombies, chased by dead dobermans and a thing with a long tongue (get this, its called a licker!) Lots of action, scares, chills and thrills baby! Milla, you could break my neck between your thighs any day. And Michelle, well you can bite me anytime you'd like. Hehe! Ciao!