When will they learn?

Rating: 3/10 (28 March 2002)

Okay, pay no attention to the 7.0 rating. If you have any good taste and think good movies have to have actual plots, actual characters, and some decent dialogue, do not see this movie, because it's horrible.
The main actors in this movie have done much better work (Milla: 5th element, Michele: girlfight), and everyone else in the movie was pretty much just there to be killed or take up space. There weren't exactly charcters. I didn't even catch any of their names. There was hardly any dialogue except for the usual "What is that?!" or the pathetic comedic one liners from Michele. We learn absolutely nothing about the characters themself, because, once again they weren't characters.
OK OK I know that's alot to expect from a video game adaption (is it though?). I mean, going into see this movie I was at least hoping for some decent zombie stuff to happen. But there was nothing! The zombies looked like people picked up off the street, covered in flour and ketchup and told to scream at milla jovovich. Even the computer generated thing that got out from it's cage, whatever it was, was pretty bad looking, not a memorable creature at all.
So basically it all adds up to this: Pretty much everything in this movie has been done before AND better:
Zombies: "Dead Alive", "Evil Dead"; Butch Pretty Girl Heriones: "Alien", "Terminater 2";
The Laser Sequence: "Cube"; CGI Monsters: "The Relic", "The Mummy", "Lord of the Rings";
Boring Characters (if you could call them that), Dull Plot, Bad Acting, Bad Editing, Bad Visual FX, Bad Dialogue... etc etc etc.
HOWEVER I did like the dog sequence. The dogs were OK looking, and the whole slow motion kick was done pretty well I think. Only if they had more of that and better characters and zombies.
4/10