Pure, unfettered, sh*t

Rating: 1/10 (4 March 2005)

This movie was terrible by any standards. As a stand alone film it just lacks any dramatic tension or suspense. As a film of the game it doesn't work on practically any level. It has a completely different atmosphere, cast of characters and plot to the game. With most computer games you might think that this is acceptable, but resident evil was so great because it actually had a good plot and atmosphere, it was a pastiche of zombie horror movies such as dawn of the dead and evil dead (old mansion out in the woods). This movie has none of the values of the original games or movies, its a true popcorn movie, by the end you feel like you have eaten so much rubbish that your burps smell funny and you feel like you are going to be sick. Anderson destroyed it.