OK everybody....can I get a show of hands to outlaw Zombie movies forever?

Rating: 1/10 (16 December 2002)

I like Milla, I like the Zombiedogs, they don't like her. Milla turns into Carrie-Anne Moss, runs around a wall, and kicks a dog in the head. If you saw this in the trailer, then you have already seen the highlight of this flick. Come to think of it, maybe Carrie-Anne should give some thought to scrapping the latex in favor of a slinky designer cocktail dress for Matrix 4, 5, and 6.
Timeout for a public service request. HELLO....ASPCA, where are you? This movie is an affront to all genetically altered killer zombie dobermans and their owners everywhere.
I can't imagine this thing generating enough attention to justify a sequel. One of the worst I've ever seen. But, if you just can't get enough of zombie movies, and you thought Blade II was cool, and you asked your mommie for an X-Box for Christmas, then you'll probably like this thing. 1 Moooltiepass, to get me as far away as possible.