Where is my Jill sandwich?

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2010)

Paul WS Anderson, creator of such classics as Soldier, and Mortal Kombat.....brings us a new entry in the Matrix franchise. This time Neo is undercover as a female agent in a mansion, probably infested with agents. Umbrella corporation is some sort of super duper pharmacy group that controls half of the world. Are you a bad enough dude to endure this awful mess of a movie?
Oh wait, that's not Neo, is that hot chick from the Fifth Element. Who told her to get a lead role? In an action movie? Wait wait, action movie? Sorry once more, seems that somebody gave some nerd with zero creativity a bunch of money to shoot a matrix fan film, in a lab under a mansion with zombies. Why? I have no idea, but the results aren't pretty.
So, how do you mess up something as simple as making a fun zombie movie? Follow the RE guideline:
-Add a bunch of gimmicky, annoying and irritating camera angles, matrix-esquire slow mo and other pointless stuff that never ever looks "cool" at all. -Write a bunch of napkin-one-dimensional characters, all of them interchangeable, and just kill like half of them before the first act concludes. -Write stuff that doesn't make sense, and is not fun to follow, or interesting at all -Yeah dood totally use slipknot in the soundtrack! That's a great idea....if you're 15 and wanting to make your parents angry.
There you go, the result is this insipid disaster, who is now on the 4th film. There is a market for this needless to say, but then again, there is a market for people with a fetish for seeing women on the internet stomping over eggs. At least the stomping is not in SLOOOOOOW MOTION over and over....not that i know.