quite guilty pleasuresque

Rating: 9/10 (25 March 2002)

If you want to see splatter, watch Ichi the Killer. If you want to see tasty bits and pieces of Milla Jojovich, you've chosen the right movie. Never mind that the zombies are only a little scarier than feudal Japanese married women. Never mind you are aware that it's the loud high-pitched score that scares you and not the movie. This is a nice collection of cliche, but well-done scenes using a tasty color palette.