Is this some kind of joke?

Rating: 2/10 (6 January 2003)

SPOILERS How could they even release this product into the cinemas? What a waste of time and space! This junk has got to be the worst thing ever made since Death Race 2000, only Death Race 2000 is fun to watch because of its crappiness, this movie is not fun to watch because it is just so horribly, horribly bad!
Ok, in the beginning they show a scene where some people get trapped in an elevator and a virus is released in an underground research facility. So far so could, this could lead to some pop corn action. Then we jump to a scene in a house out of nowhere where a naked lady lies in a bathtub. She gets up, gets dressed and walks around this empty house without saying a word for a few minutes. Hmm... interesting. Suddenly a cop comes along and yells get down before... hey.. a cop? out in the middle of nowhere? With absolutely no signs of danger at all? Oh well, anyway just after he and the chick "get down" a bunch of swat-like guys jump in through the window. Why the heck did they do that whe they could have just walked through the door and taken the unarmed girl without a problem?
Apparently there is some sort of underground train beneath the house that the swat dudes need entrance too, and they take the girl and cop with them... apparently the girl works for them, but she doesn't know it. or something...
On the train they find yet another dizzy character. Apparently he works for them too. And he is the chicks boyfriend... and he doesn't remember anything... or something...
They step off at the research center and after a very long and boring house scene which makes absolutly no sense you finally get the feeling that something is about to happen. Well yeah, about half of the dudes die to a laser. Ok, cool... Then they have to disarm some kind of mainframe, because they got a feeling she is crazy. But in doing so, they release the virus into all halls of the research facility. Nice going guys! You just released a virus that turns all dead bodies into zombies! Better get out of there quick!! (or just restart the mainframe).
However they find out to late, and zome (get it? zome?) zombie action occurs. Bite, screams, blood, gore. Probably the most entertaining scene in the movie, altough it isn't entertaining at all.
Finally they decide to restart the mainframe in order to escape, and the mainframe leads them through some tunnels and airshafts through some really stupid and funny (unintentionally) scenes. Sometimes I thought it was supposed to be funny, because of the really, really excessive music and then suddenly... silence... Well, its wierd, and bad. And it goes on and on after that... you have to see it to understand how incredibly crappy it is. But instead spend your time on something else.
For a very bad script, some very bad editing and directing, some very bad characters and acting (most of them anyway) and some zombie action I sum it all up to a 2... It almost deserves it.