Resident Evil? More like Resident Crappy

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2002)

I know resident crappy isn't even the slightest bit clever but I'm too mad to be clever...This movie is absolutely terrible. What bothers me even more is so many people seem to love it. The subject matter has so much potential which is evident in the games. This could have easily been rated PG-13 if there was one less "f**k" and if the producers didn't want you to think the movie had to be good cuz it was rated R. The most fun had with this movie was when me and my friends were watching it and making fun of all the crappy acting and story. Michelle Rodruguaeauss or however you spell her name..(I'm too lazy to check) always has a scowl on her face like she just smelled something really bad...maybe it would make sense if there were some damn corpses there but there is hardly any gore. And when she says "When I get outta her I gotta get laid"(or something like that I was laughing to hard to remember.). Well good luck with a scowl like that...ewwwww. Or maybe she was scowling cuz she knew how bad this movie would be and that her carear would be in limbo..doomed to be in awful movies like blue crush crush for the rest of her life. bad bad movie