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Rating: 5/10 (23 March 2002)

There hasn't been a commercial zombie movie in quite a while thus I was quite excited to watch this one. So I joyfully trotted to the cinema, paid for my ticket and took a seat. It all started quite nicely with people ruining around and having their heads chopped off by berserker elevators. Then I smiled when Mila Jovovich courteously showed a nipple because you simply can't have a good zombie movie without gratuitous nudity. But the further I got into the film, I mean the movie, the more disappointed I became. This movie is so tame! I wanted to see zombie brains splatter on walls. I wanted to see people being decapitated in graphic detail. I wanted to see Mila shoot a double barreled plasma powered bazooka twice her size at that tongued creature and to make it blow up in tiny little chunks of bloody goo. This is a zombie movie guys, where is all the gore?