The funniest commentary I have ever heard!

Rating: Null/10 (2 September 2002)

Well, first off, the movie was ... well, yawn. I actually was fighting sleep watching this one late at night with my little brother, even though it is supposed to be an action film. Some call it horror (wrong), sci-fi (um, maybe). I can't believe how uninvolved I was in the movie; plus, the plot was incoherent -- if there was one really.
That being said, one of the coolest ways to die: being cut into bits by a killer laser run by a computer which is set on High Defense with an evil child alter ego. Now, that's the way I'd like to go. It's just too outstanding and sinister to not comment on this.
The commentary by the creators and actors: by far, one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. Basically, it's these two quite dry British guys (director and producer) trying to make some noteworthy comments on the making of the film, with the two girls (Milla and Michelle) making fun of them, laughing uproarously, and telling fart jokes. Milla was the silliest of all, but totally hilarious. From the beginning, she starts off doing impersonations and voices, then brushes aside one of the first comments on the grading of the colors in the flashbacks by the director by saying, basically: Who cares about that? No one is going to care about the grading... Did everyone just see my nipple shot?! Haha! Also, I should note (maybe it will help them make more money and sell more DVDs), the girls mention several times throughout the commentary how hot they think each other are. Both of them have a laughter and demeanor that is so infectious you can't help (sometimes despite yourself) but laugh right along with them and just have a great time. Highly recommended commentary.
Just average movie: 5/10.