I'm confused.

Rating: 8/10 (1 August 2001)

I f*ckin' don't f*ckin' know what the f*ckin' f*ck to f*ckin' think.
Reservoir Dogs is maybe the first movie to get two completely different opinions out of me. I loved it, and I hated it. Here's why I hated it...
1. Too much violence. And I like violent movies. But this one went too far. I mean really. When did cutting a guy's ear off become cool? The reaction to this from IMDB visitors disturbs me. There was absolutely no reason to include that torture scene. 2. Blood. I don't mind blood...blood doesn't scare me...but I mean really, come on, is it POSSIBLE to tone it down a bit? 3. Quentin Tarantino. I HATE Quentin Tarantino. What the f*ck is that guy's deal? I wonder if his goal in making movies is to desensitize us to EVERYTHING? Why is every character in all of his movies a racist? This is completely unnecessary. It's one thing to put it in one movie, but to have racist terms just blurted out nonstop in more than one of your movies, that AREN'T even about racism...is idiotic.
Now why I liked it.
1. This movie was one of the first to tell a story the way it did. The Usual Suspects is still a million times better than this movie, but I think that Christopher McQuarrie probably was influenced by this film. 2. The convincing enough acting. I thought Tim Roth was great. But I didn't think anyone else was great. Just good enough. (Q: And when did Michael Madsen become a great actor? A: He didn't.)
That's it. I have two separate opinions. Sorry for wasting your time, that you could--and should--be spending masturbating.