And They All Lived Happily Ever After

Rating: Null/10 (28 February 1999)

Dogs is my all time favorite movie. A wonderful cast combined with a well told story that is gripping. The characters are great, I love Micheal Madeson's portrayal of the psycho Mr. Blonde, and the music works very well. The opening of the movie, if you don't know what it's about, is just a bunch of men at a resturant talking. Then you get Mr. White driving a car covered in blood with a screaming Mr. Orange in trhe background. From this scene on I was totally captivated by it. Probably the best scene, to me, is the torture scene. Seeing it for the first time, watching Micheal doing his dance and just, enjoying what he was going to do, this plays very well with "Stuck in the Middle With You". The only thing that I thought wasn't very good was the dialogue. Hearing the word F**k 3 times every second got to be a bit of a joke after a while.
One of the most amasing things about this movie is that it was made on nothing. You can tell that it was a very, very low budget film, seeing as the entire movie basically takes place on one set. I heard that James Woods was supposed to play Mr. Orange, but don't think that he would have done as good a job because he looks old, in just about all of his movies (Mr. Orange is often refured to as a kid by Mr. White).
Even though it is very coarse the dialogue is great, giving us fanatics quite a few monologues to learn.
A perfect 10/10.