Holy Jesus This is the Best M.F. Movie ever!!!

Rating: 10/10 (12 June 2005)

I loved this movie beyond reason! This is a wonderful movie but not for those who can't stand some gore. It is unbelievable how happy this film made me. Okay so it is the story of five criminals all with alias' of colors (Mr. Pink, Mr. White, etc.) who are trying to pull off the perfect jewel heist. They are ambushed by cops at the jewelry store where the heist was going to go down. The only people who know their plan are amongst them. Everyone is trying to find out "Who done it" and the only person they are sure about are themselves. Is it the psychopathic murderer, Mr. Blonde? Is it the looking out for himself only, Mr. Pink? Or is it the mysterious Mr. Blue who only has one line and disappears for the rest of the film. The answer will really surprise you. Oh and after viewing this you won't want to tip your waitresses either after listening to a fantastic speech on how you don't get tips elsewhere. Your thoughts on Madonna will change as will your feelings whenever hearing the song "Stuck in the Middle With You". Happy viewings!