I'm as mad as I've ever been.

Rating: 1/10 (13 January 2007)

Normally even if I don't like a film i'll explain the plot and trash it eloquently, but not with this heaping-pile of diseased walrus dung.
This film is what happens a bad hallmark card vomits and mixes with Disney. When this abomination was complete it let off a stench so foul and heinous it actually started global warming. This should have been one of those garbage straight to video Disney films with unknown actors. That would have been to easy they had to go get the great Denzel Washington, veteran of films like Glory, Philadelphia, Training Day, etc, and drag him down. Worse even then Denzel, they dare to sully the glorious name of Football. How dare these vermin try to castrate America's true National Pastime. I wish I could line up one of those stuffed shirt, studio, prancing, pre-madonna's that green lighted this, and go flying into them helmet first. If anyone's ever played football, or just enjoys the game, they'll realize this film has nothing to do with football. The higher ups involved had better hope there is no God or surely there judgment will be great, prehaps they'll even be forced to watch this film.
If you come upon some individual whether it be a friend or neighbor, co-worker or boss, relative or stranger, big or small, black or white, and in the course of your discussions this film comes up and by some reason they should bring up this film and mention something the least bit positive about it berate them immediately and forcefully, show absolutely no mercy as they deserve none. Remember at this point we may not even be dealing with actual humans that have souls. Let them know they are lowering the bar on humanity, tell them they should not be allowed to procreate and your opinion of them has changed to a degree that it might never be saved. If they start to argue remain calm and go straight to the evidence. Show them the film, I know this opens up an ethical dilemma as to paying money to see it but that's another discussion, and point out the garbage frame by frame and line by line if necessary. If they see the light and error of their ways openly embrace them and tell them everyday will now be better then the last. If however they still like the filth tell them to leave and never bother you again, so that you and your family might live in peace separated from such dastardly swine.