Once again the eponymous Warner Bros. provide a timely warning to all True Americans . . .

Rating: 9/10 (6 April 2018)

. . . about the bleak future lying in wait for the USA unless we seize the proverbial Easter Egg BEFORE the Fat Cat Corrupt Corporate One Per Centers lock it away for all time in their enormous money vaults. READY PLAYER ONE is carefully crafted to outline the sort of secretive plotting that will be necessary for we True Blue Loyal Patriotic Progressive Union Label Citizens to Carpe Diem. Most of the action of READY PLAYER ONE is set in Columbus, Ohio. This so-called "Buckeye State" was moved over to the Red Column by the Red Commie KGB Chief to put He Who Cannot Be Named over the top, of course. America's immediate Past, Present, and Future Political Wars are all mapped out in excruciating detail during READY PLAYER ONE, just waiting for viewers with Eyes That Can See.