A jumbled mess of scatter shot images, bad ideas and horrible directing

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2018)

Keeping this review simple:
1. Almost all of the scenes in the Oasis look AWFUL. Either cartoony or incoherent. There may be a million "cameos" but I could barely pick out more then 3. Every thing is dark, colorless and blurry. Action scenes are impossible to follow.
2. The acting is terrible and wooden all around. Forced jokes (literally no one in my theater laughed once) with bad delivery.
3. It's like it was written and directed by someone who talked to someone who sorta read the book like 10 years ago. Maybe 10% of the book is in there. If you have a favorite part of the book, it ain't in this movie. None of the details that made the story cool or make sense at all appear in this film.
4. The story and dialogue seem like they written by a 12 year old. Boy meets girl, 10 seconds later boy loves girl. Girl pushes him away, 10 seconds later girl loves boy. Boy says lines like : "Fanboys know haters!"
This movie was a genuine P.O.S. from writing, to acting, to directing to effects. I hate to say, but it did not have a single redeeming quality. And FYI - the Iron Giant is in like 3 minutes of the movie (2 minutes of which already appear in the commercials).