How's this for an 80's reference, Spillburke?

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2018)

If the day came when Spielberg could communicate an actual emotion, I'd get such a such shock I'd throw him in the ocean.
Smug, inane, and patronising: all the Spielberg trademarks are here. Anything he touches turns to styrofoam.
One star because the system won't allow me to give a negative score.