An Eight!?

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2008)

An 8.3! Are you serious? Rat's do not cook! Rat's get into your kitchen and chew holes through all of your food, they spread diseases, they make scritchy scratchy noises up and down your walls, they rip up your laundry and make a nest behind your heater and in your air conditioner, but they don't cook! Yes I hate rats too; right up there with mice, penguins, carpenter bees, and poodles. Rats are disgusting, they bite and have fleas. More irritating is the attempt to make this movie funny, the French are not funny, not in any way. And besides if they were really french people they would have screamed like little girls until it snapped itself in a trap, then they would have chopped it up and cooked it into the soup. Don't see this movie in other words.