Boring and Offensive

Rating: 1/10 (15 March 2011)

If this is the kind of junk that nickelodeon puts out I will never see another movie of theirs again. This is not a movie for kids. The language was very crude and inappropriate and completely added nothing to the story. Way too much cursing! I wish I would have read reviews before taking my kids to see this. We should have walked out after the first 45 minutes but I kept hoping it would get better. Interesting that this movie actually uses religious symbols to mock Christianity. The turtle holds up a cross while the towns people chant "Hallelujah" and refer to water as "our salvation" over and over again through out the movie. In one instance the characters are in jail and the water busts through the roof in the climax one character says "What's that?" and instead of saying something like 'that's our ticket outa here' he says "It's our salvation". Definitely an attempt throughout this movie for Nickelodeon to use meaningful Christian words in a non-respectful way.