Nickleodeon are great aren't they?

Rating: Null/10 (5 March 2011)

When you see the turtle in his wheelchair on top of a tall wooden podium with only steep steps up to it you think - this is just a film, why would descriptive things be important, the story doesn't matter on the reality of it. Right. Then you see them all go in a tunnel and explore past something with a big eye, what is it? What's that got to do with the story? Nothing. Ha ha. Then they come out of the tunnel and then get on their 'horses', which weren't in the tunnel with them. But what has that got to do with the story? Nothing. It starts of on a freeway, and the chameleon is 'freed' - only to become part of a gang which is being ripped off and supplying water to a human city, even though they are 'animals' - which has got nothing to do with the story so why am I whining on about it? This sort of nonsense happens a lot in this film, the writing is appalling - 'everyone needs to believe in something' - well, I 'believe' this movie is a massive piece of actual crap. Hurray for rubbish! Pixars UP! a fantastic animated film, the story is amazing, this one? Pfffttt!