The worst movie I've seen in at least 3 hours.

Rating: 3/10 (13 September 2005)

It should've been called "Coach Jones and His Pet Retard" because they thought they could make a great movie by having a washed-up actor play a retarded man doing odd things for two hours. As everyone in Hollywood knows, the quickest way to get acclaim as an actor is to play a retarded guy. Unless, of course, you're Cuba Gooding Jr., whose best role ever was in Jerry Maguire, and hasn't done anything even remotely commendable since (except maybe "Snow Dogs" or "Boat Trip" - God, does this guy even READ the scripts before he agrees to a movie?).
Ed Harris plays Coach Jones, a football coach who really wants his team to win but has a soft spot for retarded people because he knew one who was caged under a porch when he delivered papers as a boy (I'm not making that up, that's really the explanation).
Cuba Gooding Jr. plays Radio, a retarded guy who really likes, get this, radios. They have lots of adventures coaching football and eating pie.
Lots of emotional, heart-touching, gripping, sappy stupid over-the-top stuff happens in this movie.
One thing I can say about this movie: it was definitely retarded.
(I don't mean to sound insensitive about retarded people, I just hate when Hollywood makes a movie sensationalizing it so that the rednecks in the theatre can say things like, "Gee, them 'tards sure is funny!")