OMG Go Back to Running Kites!

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2008)

I was like, wow another Bond film with that hottie Daniel Craig! I grabbed some of the girls and we were like, soooo psyched! Then it started and my friend puked after two minutes. The stupid directed like took a film slicer and cut and cut and cut and then pasted it all together in this jumbled jumpy pukey action sequence that totally sucked. I checked it out and this director dude had like no idea how to even do action scenes! "Yeah, I was like totally freaked out at the beginning," Forster admits. "I thought, like, how am I going to do this? And then, like, I realized, it's choreography. If I like block a dramatic scene with the beats, it's totally like, very similar with an action sequence." So in short he just winged it and like, totally made what could have been a steamy movie with really super lines like, "I can't find the stationary" and super cool scenes with hot babes dead and covered in oil into a steaming pile of solace.