Quantum of crap

Rating: 3/10 (1 November 2008)

What an empty,disappointing film! Bond has lost his identity. This film has none of the charm, fun, excitement and sheer sexiness of earlier Bond films. The action sequences are really badly cut. I reckon Connery would still make a better Bond than Daniel Craig. Heck, even Connery on a Zimmer frame would do it better. Mathieu Amalric is about as menacing as the Dalai Lama and Olga Kurylenko (Camille) just cannot act. I was totally unconvinced by Daniel Craig's portrayal of a man bent on revenge for the murder of his beloved Vesper (Yawn). A cynical,moneymaking exercise that will no doubt pack cinemas and keep the kids occupied on a wet day but ultimately it's all just so much p*ss and wind.