i am Blond, James Blond

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2010)

O.K. all Bond fans are aware of that the Q-made gadgets do not exist in reality, that the MI6 has no alpha male 00X agents and that the gargantuan terror weapons of the Bond villains could not exist in physical reality etc. etc. BUT...this is all Bond is about!
If you want to see 'realistic' or closer-to-the-reality action and violence, probably every kid on this planet knows, this not Bonds business, go and watch something else like Jason Burne in action!
We do not need a modernized more realistic Bond, we do not want a grounded average secret agent every pencil pusher could identify with. There was no need at all, to show all Bond fans that a real agent is not like James Bond. We already knew it, Dadgummit!
Bond is and must be larger than live! The super macho with super gadgets like super cars and super chicks and a laser shooting wristwatch, and not-so-subtle product placements in every Bond flick.
That is what i want to see, and not that crap we have seen in the last two 'Bond' movies.