New Bonds license to kill should be revoked permanently.

Rating: 1/10 (1 February 2009)

New Bond is so horrible you will go for the evil geniuses to kill him. Unfortunately here there are no evil engineer geniuses, only rich snobs buying the world. Why drop Connerys "no matter what happens I will always hit on every girl in the room" and "check out my gadgetry" playboy appeal and change it with the new Batman "no charisma, no soul, only vengeance"? Who are the creators kidding? He is a frigid workaholic obsessed on revenge. I don't even remember what was so special about the dead girl anyway. Other Bonds would have just found a new girl like they always do, but not this moron.
Like the new Batman, the first movie was a shocker, the second has failed to shock and we saw junk.
The fact that in the first 10 minutes you get 2 chase scenes between an introduction song is enough to tell you this movie is... em technically here any bad word will do. The entire move is like Bond is the ONLY agent MI6 has.
Obviously doomed police officers. Overboard computers with big flashy screens, incapable of passing firewalls. Rich cars on poor streets. Stupidest tailing I ever saw. Reckless boat riding and much, much more. All this is mixed with 5 minute characters, leaving you asking "Who are these people?" All who I can recognize are Bond, the girl, Green (environmentalist? oh come on!) and M. And all Bond does is run, ride and fight.
The worst is that scenes change every 3-4 seconds (sometimes from 2 to 10 seconds). Just count, you will never get to 20. This is confusing because we have to figure out where we are and what is happening. Confusing and gives a headache. Because of this I never could concentrate on the dialogs and info. The movie is full of pointless scenes and talking, without witch things might have smoothed out.
Some things are just out of place. The girl covered in oil is a cheap rip-off from Goldfinger. Unoriginal, same position, same shoot angle. Felix is completely a background character. I failed to notice him in the first movie at all. And why do modern villains have modern abstract art and monotone rooms with much free space? Can't afford wallpaper, pot plants and a bookshelf with books or DVDs? You can't work, recline or even live in such environment.
You can't let kids watch this violence and dating to this is like harassment. I miss SPECTRE. Bond and Batman had a nice century, but with these remakes they are as good as dead.