What the h*** is this Bond film even about?!

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2012)

Yeah the previous Bond film didn't impress me that much to be very honest. In fact, this is probably the bottom 5 of my least favorite Bond films. It's something that you will notice throughout just about the whole movie, and what is it? The story, and the plot. I'm a huge James Bond fan, and every other James Bond film I have ever watched has always had a clear plot, and an on going story line that I could perfectly understand. To say the least, this has got to be the first Bond film that doesn't have that. When I first saw this Bond in the theaters a few years ago in 2008, I didn't know what the hell was going on in the story NOT even half way through the film. The only thing that kept my head in the movie were these random little thrilling moments and these out of nowhere action scenes. It's like the movie was telling me, ''okay person watching this movie, I know this Bond film has no clear story about what is going on, but we will just throw in some random action scenes to make sure it's not losing your attention!'' I mean it's good that the movie had plenty-enough action scenes, that is essential to every James Bond film. It goes without saying though, that in order to have these actions scenes, it has to go along with the story, and since there was NO clear story to me, I didn't understand what was going on with all the Bond-action stuff. I mean let me recap on a few random moments, 1. Bond gets picked up by the Bond girl off a street in Haiti in some old rusty car, they are talking when all of a sudden, she pulls a gun on Bond and almost blows his head off. Bond jumps out of the car and she speeds off. 2. Bond knocks out a guy on a dirt bike who was tailing the car Bond was in with the Bond girl AFTER he jumps out of it. Like, what the hell? 3. The movie is going forward when Bond suddenly fights that guy in the rundown motel room in Haiti. After he kills the thug in the motel room, he picks up some brief case, and that's were the randomness of the movie begins. 4. Bond is talking to Felix (from the previous Bond film) in a bar. They are talking about something so fast you won't be able to understand what it is unless you watch it over and over again a couple times. All of a sudden, a SWAT team raids the bar and Bond flees. Like, what???!!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?! And it's also revealed that Bond is trying to save Bolivia from some water drought from the bad guy. Like are you kidding me? So much for world domination. I thought this was James Bond saves the world, NOT James Bond saves the environment. Either way, this has got to be one of the most random Bond film I have ever seen. Skyfall has just come out, and I'm hoping that will be a huge bounce back from this one, because this one provided no clear plot or story on what the HELL was going on!