Spoiler? What is there to spoil?

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2009)

I find it amusing we are warned that if we write a spoiler without warning readers we will be added to a blacklist and our future comments will be discarded. How can you write a spoiler about a movie that moves so fast and is edited so quickly that you can't comprehend what is really happening? But that's the point isn't it? We're not supposed to look too deep because frankly, there isn't anything there. This is like an MTV video that goes on way too long. Half way through the film I had a very vague idea of what the so called story was but I didn't really care so if I didn't understand anything after the first half, it made no difference to me. There are maybe 2 scenes in which the actors sit and talk about something but it just skims over the surface and amounts to very little. Quick editing, faced paced in your face action, exotic locale and big, big yawn!