A steaming pile of cow-dung

Rating: 3/10 (28 June 2009)

First, a couple of notes: (1) I saw this movie on an airplane (2) I have no idea how the airplane did not crash in mid-flight (3) I have no idea how the movie didn't crash in mid filming (4) I have no idea what the heck was going on for the entire movie (5) I read MADDOX's review of the movie before watching and was amazed at how right he was (6) I demanded my money back from the airline after the flight because I think the movie gave me a brain tumor. (7) The airline said "no."
I can't say that I want my 2 hours of my life back because I watched it on a plane and wasn't going to be doing much anyway, although I probably could have taken a nap and had a dream that would have made more sense than this movie. Did you know that the most important / powerful / influential organization in the world is headed by complete nobodies who have stupid motivations and no actual skills / ambitions? I hate myself for watching this movie. I hope everyone involved in its making feels equally as bad. Shame on them. They are bad people and must be stopped.
The only good parts involved semi-attractive women and a couple cool chase scenes.
3/10