Shite Masquerading As A Bond Movie.

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2009)

Come back Roger Moore. PLEASE!!!!!! Here, we have some serious blond guy pouting and looking like a builder who's stolen a suit. This film could be any old thriller. Absolute desecration of the Bond franchise. This 'Bond in a new direction' bollox really annoys me. There isn't even a gun barrel at the start. Why have they removed the things we love? Lunatics. They have removed any ounce of humour and we are left with DULL. Who is this character? Sidney Bond? Dennis Bond? It's certainly not James Bond. And don't give me that 'it's more like the Bond in the books' crap. Those are books. These are films. Escapism. Daniel should have been tackling idiotic giants like 'Jaws' or swinging on vines imitating Tarzan. These are the things that Bond is all about. Silly, good time fun.
This is as much fun as having your testicles pickled.