Captain Koons, My Hero

Rating: Null/10 (11 March 2002)

Everyone knows that this is one of the most innovative films of the last several decades. Everyone knows that the dialogue is great, and that the non-linear narrative structure is unique and ground-breaking. And as much attention as Travolta and Samuel L. get, which is deserved, I must say that Christopher Walken's scene in the movie is my favorite. I would go so far as to say that I think it is the best monologue in history. Sorry Shakespeare, not even "to be or not to be" could ever be as perfect as Captain Koons' story of the Gold Watch. Anyone who doesn't agree should be shaved and sterilized. Is that Edward Towers?