Boooring

Rating: 3/10 (9 September 2005)

Three things I hated about this movie:
1) The pointless and irritating dialogues - "in France they call it Royal". Yes, so McDonald's has different names for the quarter pounder in different countries. Great. Am I as a viewer supposed to find this fact surprising? or witty? or "cool"? or what? In fact, the whole conversation about McDonald's was just dead boring. As were the conversations about drugs. "Whos's motorbike is this? - It's not a motorbike, it's a scooter" just made me want to punch that pedantic cretin.
2) The gimp. Quentin Tarantino's prejudices aren't doing any favours to reputation the BDSM and gay communities. Most people who are into bondage aren't sickos, and I think propagating myths about BDSM is irresponsible. Oh, and of course, black people aren't into fetish. Ever. Everyone knows that, right?
3) The dance. Not making any effort and just not generally giving a toss won't earn you a prize in real life.