This movie sucks the big one!

Rating: Null/10 (30 November 1998)

Best movie of the 90s my crotch! How hard is it to show someone getting their brains blown out of their butts 50 times per second and write dialogue based solely on one word four letters long beginning with the letter F. That combined with repeated use of the "n" word? Come on, you people should be outraged at such a racist film. That alone should be enough.
Now, I've only seen the clippings, and not the entire film from start to finish, I'll admit. And I know that a lot of you are saying, "Emperor, how do you know that you hate this movie if you haven't seen the whole thing?" Well, I've never been drawn and quartered, either. You see, I thought clippings were supposed to make you WANT to see a movie. And the ones I saw for this movie turned me off to it.
Mr. Tarantino, you don't NEED to find new and creative ways to kill someone, or use the "f" word every three seconds to make a great film. In fact, the ones that keep that stuff to a minimum are usually the ones that do the best at the box office. No, I'm not saying that you should make everything all happy and perfect and "Leave it to Beaver-"esque, because things should be believable on film. However, what is real is NOT always a depressing drag. Why don't you just TRY this idea and see if I'm not right?
Also, if you're in doubt as to what will work for a particular scene, project, etc., just check your W.W.E.D. (What Would Emperor Do?) bracelet.
As far as rating goes, on a scale of 0 to 10, with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best, I give this movie a -5. Happy trails, and remember what I said, Mr. Tarantino!