Worst film of 2009 - Should be on IMDb's bottom 250

Rating: 2/10 (15 October 2009)

Well I don't often come on here to write reviews unless a film disappoints me as much as this one has. It is truly horrible. Where to begin? The whole thing looks phony, cheap direction and photography. At times it looks like a low budget British or Canadian independent film. The camera work is amateur. But thats just the beginning because there is not much of a story here either. The whole film screams 'Hollywood', and does not come off as very believable. It's trying too hard and missing horribly. I expected more from Mr Depp, his films are usually interesting, at least. This one is bland and just goes on and on. We never get to learn much about the main character, he's too busy trying to look cool. It's all style and no substance. Two thumbs down for this flick - I'd like my money back please.