Incredibly boring, student-shot looking film

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2010)

This is the most boring Johnny Depp film I've ever seen.
I was so bored half way through I started messing around with my new TV's menu via remote control.
The whole film looks like its shot by a film student, it's like it doesn't know whether to look like a doco or a movie, and both 'styles' seem to clash, the way its shot is horrible.
Christian Bale is pathetic in this. His accent is rubbish and he looks really, really bored.
I didn't even watch to the end, I was so bloody bored. I didn't care what was happening after a while...YAWN.
Give it a miss, you won't be missing anything worth of interest.