This was not worth my time

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2009)

I could have been doing things that were ten times better than wasting three hours of my life watching this crap. It has NOTHING on Goodfellas, the Godfather or any of that. Johnny Depp played Johnny Depp, sure sure, everybody loves him. Okay, go do that. But he plays Jack Sparrow constantly. It was long boring, and a big time waster. I usually like Marion Cotillard, but I was going to gouge my eyeballs watching her. The acting sucked, the cinematography was annoying, and the directing and script sucked. I'd rather chew on glass than watch that again. Save yourself unless you are in love with Johnny Depp and can watch three hours of him smirking.