Film is a bit confusing - summary included

Rating: 4/10 (14 December 2009)

Film starts, Jonnie depp (JD) enters a prison, everyone has guns, he has handcuffs, they come off, he escapes, fat man1 makes a mistake, depp kills him. JD robs some banks, he is nice and lets some customers keep their money. He ties some people to a tree. Bail starts a crime unit. They are mostly incompetent. Women gives Bail JD's coat. The FBI enter a hotel for some reason. There is a mad man in the room. Bail leaves one of his men, he is stupid and dies. Bail is angry that his man dies. Mad man escapes. Depp meets a women, they have sex. Bail requests some super cops. They arrive. They catch depp somehow. Depp goes to a prison, bail says hi, they move him to another prison. This prison is in a place where all the people like depp. They take photos. The prison is run by an incompetent woman. Depp goes to court, they are in court for 30 seconds, incompetent woman decides depp should stay in her useless jail. Depp escapes from the jail, incompetent woman is nowhere to be seen. He drives past the army, they don't see him, he has mystical skills to not be seen (1st time this happens). Moustache men own a phone business, depp is not impressed, they make more money than him. He robs some banks with mad man, mad man kill lots of people. Depp is shot and goes to a hotel. The FBI find them some how. Depps men die. Mad man is shot a lot. Depp is chased by super cops. One does a cartwheel and then hides. They get his friend - not sure who he is. Bail loses more men, he is more annoyed. Depp meets up with his girl who he had sex with. They go somewhere, the FBI are waiting (no super cops). She is captured, he uses his mystical powers to not be spotted. He escapes. She is beaten by stupid fat cop. She sends fat cop to an empty room, he returns and is angry, hits her with a phone book. Bail returns, is angry with fat man, as is the super cop. For some reason being hit with a phone book in the head means she can't walk. Bail carries her to the toilet. She recovers. Romanian woman who I have not seen before is in a bar with a man I have not seen before, she somehow lives with depp. She betrays depp. Other woman who I have not seen before from the house goes to the police, depp goes with her. He wonders around the police station, his only disguise is a moustache and glasses. The incompetent Special team, don't spot him (mystical skills use 3), shame the super cops are not there. Moustache brothers with a phone company are annoyed with a law change affecting their coast to coast calls. Romanian woman goes to a cinema with depp. The FBI surround him. Fat cop chases him, doesn't shoot him when depp sees him, super cop shoots him in the head. Depp dies. Film should end. It doesn't. Super cop goes to woman depp had sex with, and tells her some gibberish about a blackbird saying goodbye. Stupid film ends.