I want my money back...

Rating: 1/10 (5 September 2009)

Saying I left the theater truly disgusted is really saying the least. I enjoyed Depp's movies so far and i strongly hope his next ones are enjoyable again.
Within the first half an hour the movie bored the living crap out of me. Now don't get me wrong. I don't mind movies with a lot of talking, if there is a good story to support that. But there is none.
I actually had the strong urge to get up and leave..for a cigarette break or simply to go home. I left the movie with two basic conclusions: 1. I fell asleep right towards the end and I have no intension of finding out how it ended if it is in any form costing me money or time (like renting it). 2. Seeing that this was actually the most expensive movie I ever went to see, I have the strong desire to make someone give me my money back.