The reviews are too confusing to make up my mind

Rating: Null/10 (28 December 2012)

HOW CAN A MOVIE RATED SO HIGHLY WITH AN AVERAGE OF OVER 7 STARS have so many hateful reviews? How? Because you are giving it LOTS of stars while HATING IT! Seriously, one person gave it EIGHT FREAKING STARS followed by a review of how much they couldn't stand the movie.
WHAT???????? I don't know if I want to see it or don't want to see it. YOU ALL SPEND TOO MUCH TIME TYPING LOTS OF WORDS NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO READ (I mean, really, do I CARE if when and where and with whom you saw a movie? Does your exposure to a sundance festival impress me? NO!) and you don't spend enough time paying attention to the CORRECT WAY TO STAR A MOVIE.
Argh.