another quick buck

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2012)

No need to worry about plot spoilers with this one as there was no plot to spoil. But if you like mindless,plot less,atmosphereless big graphic wastes of time you may enjoy it. It was more like part of the AVP franchise than anything else and may even be worse. I think Guy piece was supposed to be an old man or something its hard to tell...he was like a piece of wood(I normally like GP). I did'nt notice any characters in the film apart from the cyborg who seems to have been switched on random mode. The whole film is mostly just quick cliché surprises that are mainly about graphics and nothing else with some cocky/stupid remarks added just to make it more silly. Also the biologist seems to be missing that gene that we all have that alerts us to things that are unknown/dangerous.
Instead of any sort of slight communication or even a word from the weird pumped up wrestler alien he/it just clunks everyone in the face and moves on about his business-great.
This film is full of stupidity, and mistakes as to it relating to the first Alien film-it may as well be not related, it has the same alien ship in it but thats it.