Nothing.makes.any.sense.at.all

Rating: 1/10 (10 June 2012)

Some company finances a trillion $ mission to solve an ancient miracle, given to us by our prehistoric forefathers. The only evidence or motivation for this epic mission: In several cave paintings, a big guy is pointing to a group of stars. Some "scientists" then figured out "somehow" that there is a planet out there on which mankind will find "answers". This actually is the most profound "science" you will experience in the whole f* movie. The super-spaceship Prometheus has the super advanced technical feature of artificial gravity on board. Even in the pilot's glass cabin, there is an earth like gravity field. Q: Why a glass cabin for a 2.5 year interplanetary space flight?? A: Because at the arrival some idiots can "see" the target planet and than point to a landing zone which has some interesting "lines". The whole set design looks like a mixture of Space 1999 and 2001. There are red blinking alarm bars and pleather pads everywhere, oh and HAL, of course. Inside the ship are huge spaces just for the purpose to talk to the crew sitting on camp-chairs. Everyone of the crew would easily fit into a Goonies scheme, mostly mentally unstable and infantile. (like J.J.Abrams would mimic Spielberg). The equipment of the crew doesn't use any gravity tools at all, except some flying scanner "balls". Maybe they should have put some gravity generators in vehicles too, instead of driving them without any exploration or consistence test through an totally unknown rough terrain no men has been before??
The whole trillion $ mission crew all together couldn't even win a pre-nursery school science contest. After they did some very very stupid things obviously with the purpose to screw the mission so badly

so that you could tell an idiotic story about it - they are chased by some p*-off angry aliens.

One of it, a squid or so, was "born" by one crew member! Yeah, That's what you would expect in an "Alien" movie, right? So, born as a little squid, this thing crows within hours into something 500 kg menacing big by eating ... what? Furniture?? Sucking at a socket, gaining mass by e = mc² or something??? All you can tell, it hadn't any crew member for lunch, so far!
This alone is so epic moronic, that only ONE person in Hollywood could write such BS: Yes, you name it: Damon Laurence Lindelof! Ruining Star Trek is probably not enough for this hack.
Then you shouldn't scratch your head any further, when you see two of the Goonie-scientists running away from a donut-shaped space ship falling down on them and guess what, yes, they're both (!) getting hit by it. Ohh, i should mention that the alien space ship got hit by the Prometheus before, which accelerated with it's ion-rocket engine.
Yeeees, folks that's Lindelof science again. In the year 2092, we have gravity generators and ion-engines with gigantic propulsive forces. Maybe it's that technical advance that people got stupid as batsh*t meanwhile. You could continue with those Lost-like cliffhanger idiocy for every single minute in the movie or just stop it here an say: This crap doesn't deserve the big screen or any audience at all.
Seems like Scott dropped the ball completely.