Ridley Scot's Phantom Menace

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2013)

Truly the worst movie to disgrace the silver screen in recent years, Prometheus will leave you with a profound sense of confusion and emptiness that is hard to rival.
Many were unaware that this movie was intended to be the prequel to the movie Alien that spawned three sequels and a plethora of other forms of media (namely graphic novels). Those viewers were the lucky ones.
Aside from butchering his own history, the movie itself has no merits to stand on. Otherwise accomplished actors flounder as they attempt to portray characters with as much depth as a thimble and the murkiest motivation imaginable.
Between supposedly educated scientists acting like horny teenagers from an 80's slasher flick, an android with poorly defined abilities reminiscent of Data (Star Trek the Next Generation), and the most forced plot "twists" in recent memory, the audience is left with nothing but a deep sense of dread that Ridley Scot has been attending private tutor sessions with George Lucas.