It's bad, plain and simple

Rating: 2/10 (5 February 2013)

Meet the crew that must have been assembled by the lowest bidder, with a captain who's a crap pilot in need of "all the help (he) can get" to take them across some thousand billion kilometers of space to find what some woman chooses to believe is the creator of the human race. By the time they get to the designated planet, they find some remarkable structure at first glance, and when they get to it, they remove their helmets, since the carbon dioxide level looks okay. Never mind all kinds of airborne stuff there could be.
They find a stone panel full of goo, play a bit with the goo, and then go on to randomly press buttons until something happens. After a while, they encounter an alien corpse, by which time the biologist is too bored to do anything, and the geologist, although standing in a rocky tunnel on a foreign planet, concludes that there's nothing there for him to do since he likes rocks. They are now standing on dirt and gravel with worms crawling in it, but they do not take any samples of these. Instead, they take a severed alien head back to the ship and start poking it until it explodes, on the thesis that electricity can trick a presumed nervous system, in a life-form they know squat about, that's been dead for 2,000 years, into thinking it's alive again - whatever that would do for a severed head.
Back in the tunnels the biologist, who couldn't be bothered with a well preserved corpse, discovers an alien cobra-like creature that simply pops up out of black ooze. He gets incredibly happy about this and attempts to play with it. It's okay, he's a biologist who knows about these things. Oh wait, it's an alien and it breaks his arm and melts the face of the geologist. It's a bit different from your average little snake then. Who could have guessed? The soulless robot on board has now started experimenting on his own, by mixing some alien goo into a crew-mate's drink. Said crew-mate soon starts noticing worms in his eyes. If it was me, I would have run screaming to the nearest doctor, but this guy doesn't say a word until he collapses while looking for the snake victims. Although he looks like a zombie and is clearly infested with something strange, the doctor in charge of the "fail-safe" quarantine procedures insists on bringing him back on board the ship since "he's sick". No sh*t, Sherlock - he's changing color! A more cautious crew-member has to torch the guy, since no-one else seems to care about safety. Not until then the doctor starts thinking along the lines of "hey, maybe someone else has been infected too".
The doctor (and by now I'm thinking that "doctor" must be her first name, 'cause it sure as hell can't be a title) has actually been impregnated with an alien squid thingy by her infected now-dead boyfriend, but will not hear of being frozen until some actual surgeons can remove it from her body. (Who takes on a quadrillion mile journey without any kind of medical personnel, by the way?) Instead she finds some sort of automated surgery machine, presses some state-your-problem-buttons and voilà! The machine cuts her open, lifts out the squid and staples the skin (never mind all other tissue) on her stomach back together, and she's ready to go again. In fact, she's ready to run a marathon and jump hurdles. The thought of telling anyone she's had an alien squid-baby doesn't cross her mind, and no-one is interested in knowing why in the hell she's covered in blood and has a fresh surgical cut across her abdomen. Instead, they're going to go say hello to the one surviving member of the alien creator race left on the planet, so that the old fart who funded the expedition can hopefully cheat death.
For no apparent reason, the crap pilot/captain is convinced that the creator race came to the planet to create a biological weapon, and a closer (probably first too) look at the scans of the tunnel shows the outlines of an alien space ship. After this actually, f**k it. It just keeps on being stupid, and everything in the ending just happens to make sure this movie can be connected to Alien in some way.
All in all, it's so bad that I'm wondering if Ridley Scott actually made this himself, or if he just gave the project to some interns.