Lindelof was allowed to make another horrible mess

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 2012)

Think about a porn movie. Do you enjoy it for its visual appearance? Hell, yes, absolutely. Is the plot well thought-through and coherent? No, doesn't have to be. The movie isn't made for hard-thinking audience. Do the characters behave like they would in real life? The farther from it, the better!!! Do they do stupid and nonsensical things? Well, since the story doesn't matter anyway, why shouldn't they. Do you feel connected with the characters? No need to. Do things happen for a reason? Well, if the reason is to visually please the eye of the audience and to move to another scene, then yes. Otherwise, no, not really. Are the jokes really funny? Oh come on, aren't we a little too demanding?
Prometheus is like a porn movie, except there's no porn in it. But when you watch a porn flick, you really don't expect much from it, like you do in the case of Prometheus. To ruin the legacy of the original Alien movie in such an atrocious way should be a mortal sin. This movie is exactly the shameful scam Lost turned out to be. David Lindelof should be hiding in sewage, forever feeling ashamed of what he did with Lost, not given chances to write scripts to eagerly-awaited films. Someone wrote in their review that they hoped David Lindelof's name would become toxic, and that they're looking forward to that day. I couldn't agree more.