One of the dumbest and messiest movies you will ever see

Rating: 2/10 (22 February 2020)

I know i know that seems to be an exagaration, but in honesty it is not.
This movie only exists because Mr. Weyland found the dumbest people on earth with a degree and put them in his ship.
Some of these dumb decisions no normal human being would ever think of, are:
1. Opening an exosuits helmet before checking the atmosphere (of a foreign and uncharted planet) for pathogens or other harmful contents.
2. Electrocuting an alien head (to make it talk!) and then have it explode.
3. A biologist gets freaked out by a dead alien but then tries to touch an alien lifeform that makes is VERY clear it does not want to be touched
4. The geologist of the group gets high in his suit
5. One of the scientist notices he is infected by something bad (worms in his eyes), and he just thinks:"Nah, it will be fine".
6. An alien chip is about to crash on Weylands daughter and the main protagonist. The ship rolls like a donut on its narrow side and they run straight from it for hundreds of meters, instead of 30m sideways to escape.
7. The guard nudges the black goo-zombie with his foot while it was lying there but still looking at him, giving him a clear indication it wasn't dead at all
Now i want to list some things that are shown in the movie that don't make sense at all or is just plain stupid:
1. The geologist who owns the small laser drones that map the structure they are in and has the map on its sleeve display gets lost as the others evacuate the structure because of a coming storm.
2. While two people are lost, the captain goes bonking Weylands daughter
3. The only engineer alive rips the androids head off and kills Weyland for no reason
4. Instead of ignoring them altogether and getting into his ship, the engineer follows Elizabeth and tries to kill her.
5. They see a hologram of what happened to the engineers. The engineers flee from something INTO the room with the dangerous black goo.
6. They analyse the DNA of the alien head and the analysis shows it is a 100% match for human. I know Ridley thinks we are all just stupid but everyone knows that this is impossible. DNA can only be identical between 2 different beings if they are clones or identical twins. First, there is no 100% human sample because we are all differenz and a 6ft blue alien is hardly human at all.
7. The biggie in the room: The black goo can do anything senile Ridley Scott needs in the movie. It can create zombies, it can create alien snakes, it can create 2m face huggers and can create a pre-version of the alien. No clear logic or structure behind it, just magical wonder-goo to fill the plot with random creatures
7. And the highlight: the operation!
Elizabeth gets into the medical suite to remove the alien fetus she knows shes infected with. The medical suite doesn't give her any drugs or anything, the laser just zips her open, jams the big thongs in, janks out the uterus (with the alien squid in it) and leaves it dangling. Elizabeth has to rip the umbelical cord with her bare hands and then the suite just staples her up and she can run around in the ship. This is so extremly dumb i lost it at that point.
This movie has some beautiful visuals, but thats about it. The plot is nonsensical, the decisions are dumb, the characters are unlikeable, laughable and unrealistic. They are so annoying you want to switch off the movie. The alien lore gets destroyed and replaced by this messy garbage. It is a travesty.
There are other stupid things happening, but let me just say that this movie should be viewed as bad non-canon fan fiction by any REAL Alien fan who liked the mystery of the alien creature.
Where did it came from, what was his past, how did it come to be? Was it a bio-weapon created by the space jockeys, was it a sample picked up from a planet where the aliens evolved..we don't know and this makes it scary and interesting.
The "answers" given in this movie diminish this mystery and the scariness.
One thing that many pseudo-interlectuals don't seem to understand: Mentioning a question that is worth exploring does not make a movie deep.
Prometheus picks up a few interesting topics like religion and the creator / creation dynamic but does NOTHING with it.
After all Elizabeth has seen and experienced in the movie, she just says, yeah i still believe in god despite the fact that she just learned that humanity was created in a petry dish by 6ft blue bodybuilders that can be killed and are by no means god-like.
This garbage is Ridley Scott at its worst. It is very hard to reconcile that this man had anything to do with the Alien-movie in the first place.
The fall from grace comparing Alien to Prometheus is like a CEO of Google that now lives as a bum on the streets of New York.
I'm sorry to say this, but everyone who things this is a good movie has no idea what good characters and good character development is. No idea what a good script looks like and no idea how to tell an interesting and well thought out story. If the characters are the stupidest people on earth, how can anyone relate to them or care for their fate?
When i hear something like "Oh Prometheus is so deep and it gives good answers" i just shake my head and get really scared for the future. Imagine these people in scientific or leadership positions. If that happens we can really kiss our society goodbye.