Terrible! The plot dissolves before your eyes...

Rating: 2/10 (5 October 2012)

I know that IMDb ratings are normally pretty tight, and 7.4/10 would normally indicate quite a good movie, but this was terrible! I could not believe how quickly the plot fell apart. The amount of hype surrounding this movie was completely unjustified. If I was a true Scifi addict, I would be terribly disappointed with this movie. In fact, I'm not sure what made me watch it to the end. It was so terrible that it inspired me to join IMDb and write this. And just like the ending of this movie, this review will continue on its path of terrible, illiterate precedents... Because unfortunately, IMDb requires every review to be at least 10 lines, and to me, that's ridiculous. What happens if a movie (like this one) is so terrible, that 10 lines aren't even justified! What would IMDb have us believe? That we have time to sit around all day and type pointless rubbish onto our computer screens. The nerve of some multinationals these days... But back to my point. DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE. IT IS A WASTE OF TIME. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE WAS SO MUCH HYSTERIA SURROUNDING THIS MOVIE. IF I HAD BEEN EXCITED, I MIGHT CONSIDER GOING TO NECK MYSELF SOON. Is that enough IMDb?