So bad it is even funny

Rating: 1/10 (2 March 2013)

Was this really directed by Ridley Scott, the same guy who gave us Blade Runner (arguably one of the best 10 movies of all time), The Duellists (an underrated gem), Alien? There are three possible answers: (a) it wasn't him and he only lent his name to sell this junk; (b) it was him, but he didn't direct those previous movies; or (c) it was him, but he is just playing an epic prank on us to see how gullible and stupid we have become.
Nothing in this movie makes any sense. Dozens of plot holes and inconsistencies have been pointed out in other reviews, but I have a few more to add. The planet has no oxygen, but the crew carry WWII flamethrowers and things actually catch fire. The ultra-expensive and mysoginistic (it won't operate women) surgery machine pretends to apply anesthesy for a major surgery but the patient feels the pain all the same (and she keeps wearing the underclothes she had been wearing all along; can't have a naked woman here, can we?). The alien has the same DNA as humans despite being twice as tall. The alien breathes oxygen, but after the crash he seems to forget this and goes after the woman without a helmet.
After a while, it all gets so absurd that it becomes funny. And please, please, since 2001 (made in 1968, for God's sake) any SF movie worth its salt refrains from making spaceships roar and rumble. No air = no sound. How complicated can this be?