Rated for brain dead audience

Rating: 3/10 (31 May 2012)

Prometheus is the kind of movie where a few shallow characters change from persona to fit what one could pompously call the "plot". The typical bad case of going from aggressive hard ass to puny little girl (with pig tails) (or the other way around).
It's the kind of movie where they try to scare you with a noise and something jumping somewhere ... but you expected it for a while (if you didn't fall asleep already, that is)
It's the kind of movie where nothing surprise you except the sheer stupidity of the characters. You can almost see what goes into the writer's head : "okay, I want 'this' to happen, so this pawn and that pawn have to do that". And who cares about coherence ?
It's the kind of movie where something physically impossible (random non-movie related example: a crippled boy that would make a 10 meter jump because else ... well ... the few previous scenes are making even less sense than they already are)
It's the kind of movie I would I had never lost about two (very long) hours to.
Actually : it's the kind of movie that didn't deserved to be filmed.
Why 3 points then ? The renderings and effects are pretty nice.
Another hint about its worth: the comment in the theater at the end were all in the range of "bad, stupid or ridiculous" in English, French and Dutch.
You have been warned : avoid it.