I want my money back

Rating: 1/10 (1 June 2012)

This was full of special effects; thats the best thing I can say about it. From the start there was no cohesion to this film; big enough holes in the plot to put a spaceship through. Scott managed to wipe out the entire theory of evolution in one small diagram! It followed nothing of the original Alien and was just awful. The acting was terrible, was does a Brit actor suddenly call a vase a vAse... cant Americans understand nonUSA words?? How do you get liquid all over your body but your hair stays bone dry from Hypersleep? When did giant beings with black eyes manage to have exact DNA as humanbeans when thats not physically possible? Last time I looked at an operation you needed to have your fascia and muscles sewn back together prior to skin stapling. Why is the original Alien a type of squid? What were the worms things that came from the vAse? I came out of the cinema in total bemused silence, then I got angry, how dare RS take such a loved and iconic film and ruin it! a touch of the George Lucas I think.... has really put me off ever seeing anything by him again, not to mention the stupid actors for joining in!! have none of them or all the others involved in film making SEEN the original??