One of the worst

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2012)

Because it is money and energy waste on a huge scale, it is endlessly stupid, beyond imagination, and, most of all, it makes absolutely every promise and keeps absolutely nothing. If you like when you are taken for a dumb in a company of dumbs, or have simply a masochistic nature you may find joy in this. Of course you can find ("imagine" would be a better choice of word) always an _explanation_ for everything, but you don't need a movie for that. The only thing that makes you "think" here is: why this movie could happen. It is really as bad as any other freely chosen "B" "sci-fi" movie. Except for that a "B" movie is really more intelligent. Simply because it doesn't take itself seriously, it knows it can't. So it has space for fun and for play. This "Prometheus" isn't fun or play or anything. There is only one scene in the movie that was fun and satisfying, where the corporate no-brain life-paranoid ultra-bitch is killed by a gigantic alien spaceship as it beautifully slowly rolls (!) over her. Haha, I laughed, that was seriously funny, I loved that! That was the climax. Says everything about this endless non-sense called movie. The recipe is, as in any other TV commercial: make huge promises (as here in the first 3 minutes), but don't satisfy the audience, not even by accident! (This seemed very important in this concept! Maybe there was an extra team for the task to purge potentially good scenes, or make them, at least, as bad as possible.) This moving picture is a bruised, bad-looking whore. (OK, at least an attractive one. That doesn't help much.) These were the facts, everything else is marketing and trying-to-sell.