Lost in Space

Rating: 2/10 (10 June 2012)

A senile rich megalomaniac with predatory children and a cast of photogenic but dim passengers obsesses about belief and immortality to no great effect.
Lots of yelling, a little surgery, a few flame throwers, an advert for industrial staples, a vagina with teeth and tentacles (the horror...) and you can tell the bad aliens are very bad because their ship designers like every color as long as it's black.
Hand puppets by HR Giger.
Oddly autobiographical biopic from former famous auteur Sir Ridley Scott.
Some nice nature documentary at the start, and the CGI is freeze-dried awesome on a stick.
Would have been better if the opening helicopter shots segued into two hours about face huggers on the Serengeti voiced by David Attenborough.