SPOILER ALERT - consider it my public service !

Rating: 1/10 (8 June 2012)

Oh my word... Well I had the highest hopes, all to be dashed by Ridicule Scotts latest attempt at Cinema.
From the outset things looked bleak, (spoiler alerts !!) An Alien drinks a substance that rips him apart, I can only assume he read the script and decided to kill himself rather than be associated with it.
Queue the cast, terribly overdone accents were obviously high on the agenda when casting this movie. Idris Elba the British actor who's normal voice is our English equivalent to Morgan Freeman was given an American accent when his normal tones would possibly have calmed the audience down a bit.
Guy Pearce.. I can only assume he wore the old man makeup to disguise his face out of shame, I would have done the same thing, or drank the alien koolaid at the start of the movie.
The plot was all over the place.. hidden agendas, spiked drinks, alien tech that seemed rather pointless, rolling spaceships.. it all added up into a ludicrous plot that just left you feeling like you wanted to leave the cinema and never look back.
Charlise looked hot, thats about as much positive as I can muster I'm afraid. The other "leading" lady could not act period.. and I could not get over the fact that after having your stomach sliced open and an alien baby removed how on earth could you run a lot, attack people, defend yourself from a tentacled alien and abseil off of a spaceship whilst carrying an androids head in a bag that still talks to you despite screwing you all over throughout the movie ?
The only good that came from this movie was leaving.