If you like a plot holed piece of disappointing nonsense, then this is the film for you...

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2012)

So, the long awaited Prometheus has finally hit the big screens for all those Alien and Scott fans. I myself could not wait to see this, here it is, I'm excited, and ready to see what Ridley has to deliver.
Well, it certainly did not deliver. As an Alien fan myself, I went into the cinema with a clear head and talked myself out of thinking about the first two films. Never have I been more disappointed. I don't quite know what Mr Scott was up to whilst writing this piece of nonsense but he certainly wasn't thinking about the casting of characters, the music, the story or the dialogue.
The opening of the film was a little confusing but hey, that's what happens in films, you start off not really knowing what is going on but it's okay, because this usually becomes explained throughout the film, doesn't it? apparently not. Prometheus is not intelligent, it's fast paced, and the characters are so unbelievably stupid you've got to wonder why they were chosen to go on this trillion dollar mission to a planet that may or may not have life form and that may or may not have created us humans.
It's utterly ridiculous in many ways. You know when you were a kid and it's a Sunday night and you've just remembered that you have some homework that needs to be given in first thing Monday morning? You rush, writing and writing, not even thinking about what you are putting down on that paper, you finish, don't read it, say 'that'll do' and hand it in. Well Scott is that kid and I am the teacher marking his piece of paper with a big, disappointing F.
Just to warn you, there will be a sequel to the prequel. Hang your camera up Ridley, you'll be doing everyone a favour.