Intense, confusing, random.

Rating: 7/10 (23 June 2012)

You know the classic horror movie mistake where the heroine goes outside to investigate a strange noise? In this case the guy sees a strange alien worm and goes up to it saying "here baby, here baby." Well what the heck do you think is going to happen? So the alien by the waterfall eats strange DNA and dissolves while the ship flies away and people on earth find the ancient alien message and they go to the planet and two get lost and one tries to pet an alien worm and gets DNA injected and turns into a monster while the others find some gooey pods and the robot puts bad DNA from a pod inside someone and he goes all veiny and impregnates his girlfriend with an alien baby and the bad corporate people want to keep it alive but she bops them on the head and gets an automated C-section and a squid comes out while the shrivelled trillionaire comes unfrozen and goes to see the humanoid alien but the alien is mean and bops him on the head and tries to fly a ship away to destroy earth but the crew smash their ship into his ship and he crashes but he still goes to hurt the woman with the C-section but she lets the squid out and it impregnates the alien and she gets away to find the original humanoid creators but the humanoid alien goes all bulgy and guess what comes out at the end? An alien! Not just any alien, THE alien! So that's how it all got started!