Keep your money in your pocket

Rating: 1/10 (25 September 2013)

I paid my money and now I'm gonna post my first review after years of being on IMDb.
This movie is flat-out awful. From the very start to the bitter end, its disjointed, poorly scripted, without direction and an utter waste of money -- to the viewers at least. I'm sure the industry profited from its production as I'm sure Ridley Scott made his pile of loot. But the producer seriously ought to stand up in front of the audience and say "I'm Ridley and I now make lousy movies".
The characters are superficial, unbelievable and given some of the worst dialog ever. I truly believe the master copy of the script fell off a table, the pages got mixed up and in their rush to start the money train rolling the producers just said 'the heck with it, just say whatever lines you feel like.. I'm losin' money here talking'...'.
Don't see it. Don't waste your money. Rent the original Alien and enjoy a tightly crafted imaginative flick that isn't a pretentious crap dumbed down to meet some strange audience demographic.