Bring back Jar Jar Binks to the Prometheus

Rating: 2/10 (14 August 2015)

I agree with all the other brickbats launched by cineasts with IQs at room temperature (the film's natural audience) or above.
I never thought that I would see a mega budget SF film worse than The Phantom Menace. I was wrong: Prometheus is worse. Jar Jar Binks would not have been out of place on the crew - he's a dysfunctional, incompetent imbecile - perhaps there's scope for an AVP type crossover, weird engineers v Darth Maul?
I did notice one other stupid thing that I don't think has been mentioned, if Weyland was about 100-120, given future anti-ageing technology, then he would have fathered Charlize Theron when he was 80 or 90. Hmmm, another anomaly not explained.
SPOILER: PROMETHEUS 2
I can now reveal exclusively that 5 hour epic Prometheus 2 will consist soley of Damon Lindelof explaining everything from Prometheus to camera, with the aid of a box of crayons, an out of date science textbook, and some tatty 1970s copies of the Daily Mail about Chariots of the Gods, given to him by Von Daniken's mum.