I was in a constant state of disbelief the whole time

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2020)

Truly horrendous, I've seen better acting in pornos than this film. Story made like no sense, they arrive on a planet, go inside, find some stuff, two of them get lost and die, the robot infects the guy who then has sex with the woman cause why not they're so horny, she has a squid baby and then goes to find the old guy who just got yeeted, and then robot has his head torn off, and then their spaceship bangs the other one cause the aliens wanna kill humans and then the blonde can't run so she gets splattered and she runs away and then her squid baby kills the alien and has sex with him and he gives birth to the alien and then dodgy lady and robot head go travelling through space. Guys don't watch this unless you have depression and want something to make you laugh