Laughably bad in every way. Skip this boardroom formula flick. Spoilers

Rating: 3/10 (10 June 2012)

I am not a movie buff nor one that typically writes movie reviews so bear with me.
This movie is typical of a disease which infected Hollywood long ago. Basically they have a checklist which they mark off while editing which they believe ensures profitability. This checklist does not include storytelling which is evident in the lack of in Prometheus.
The checklist includes having someone represented from every race for characters.
It includes Left wing agenda like having an abortion to get rid of a parasite. However, the spineless people behind the movie do not want to offend Christians as they are a large part of the movie going public so include a cross necklace and the woman saying " I just believe it to be so" a lot.
A lot of the plot holes like mercenary punk scientist guy and hugging the alien life form have been mentioned so I won't repeat the stupidity of the script writers.
To keep it brief none of the characters have any development and you do not care about one of them. The only interesting character, the android, they hint at being evil, never explain why and then have him act good at the end.
The space jockeys are supposed to be an advanced race of scientists but upon encountering the fruit of their labor the 8 ft tall wannabe Avatar creature acts like an ape on PCP.
Some of the effects are nice maybe we should have just paid to see effects and nothing else? Because there is little else here.
The end is so laughable with the enormous mile wide ship rolling on the ground like a car tire chasing the two women.
I don't know what to say else really. Complete garbage and Theron's only reason for being there was star power and to walk around showing her booty in skin tight jumpsuit.
In closing the acting sucked, the script is so bad I could have done better as a non-writer and the alien threat is a squid.
JUNK!!!
Edit: I do recommend this movie if you go see it as a comedy. If you go in looking for laughs and approach it as an Ed Wood type flick you can have some fun.
Key laughs:
Women gets in medical lab machine but it is only set to work on males. HAHAHAHA really?
Medical lab machine cuts her open, rips out giant squid and staples her shut. Then it squirts iodine all over her belly and rear end. She ends up running down a hallway looking like she had messed her pants. HAHAHAHHA
Women with staples in stomach smeared in iodine, after running down hall, opens door and collapses. The people inside have no reaction and do not ask one question such as "what happened?" She, having suffered a horrific experience, doesn't mention it and they talk about going to meet the engineer. STUPID!
Zombie douchebag scientist guy knocks on the ship door or something so the Captain opens up the ship. They end up running over the guy in a scene that looked like Toxic Avenger and shoot and set it on fire. Hows about just not opening the door?
The android at the beginning of the flick is shooting basketball and watching movies? HE IS A MACHINE! He would be shut down until needed for technical support. What the android is bored?? HAHAHHAAHAHA
The group suicide at the end with the captain and crew members laughing and holding their hands up. This has to be a joke right? Right?
Anyway. This movie is a comedy. Plain and simple and as such is a success.