In space no one can.....make a script?

Rating: 2/10 (25 September 2012)

First off. The 1 star i gave it is for the visuals alone(which are great), the rest of the movie doesn't deserve any stars.
I was reluctant to even see this movie, because of all the bashing it had received and because i'm a huge fan of Alien and Aliens. I was correct, i shouldn't even have watched it.
The first scene just kinda sets the tone: Let's bash 3 billion years worth of evolution and make a dissolved space jockey our ancestor. Am i supposed to believe that the Space Jockeys Engineered all life on earth? Incl. dinos that lived for 150 million years plus, then to be wiped out by a asteroid so mammals and apes can take over the planet? Man that's a bold plan.... Or did they just engineer us? At what point? Was Neanderthals part of the plan? Chimps? Gorillas?
Enter The religious Scientist..."It's what i choose to believe". Seriously? In the 22nd century(almost)?! So much for the Scientific method i guess...
And then the crew of the ship, Oh....My....God. 1 trillion (round number that ey) dollars worth of scientists?! I guess inflation must have gone bananas because that crew isn't worth more then a fart in space. They are just stupid stupid stupid in everything they do.
Hey let's have an auto-abortion/c-section(of a baby squid) and then run about as if nothing happened, cutting thru the abdominal muscle and all kinds of tendons and then just stappeling it together: Yes! I'm good to go!
Let's run directly under the falling space-ship and see if we can outrun it in a straight line!!
"Space jockey angry, space jockey smash!" c'mon!?
This stupid crap just pisses me off. 130 million dollars spent on this, it's a travesty.
Some ppl seem to think this is profound and raises questions about our origins, well it does not. Maybe people just can't deal with the FACT of evolution, and that we indeed evolved from very simple lifeforms.
Seriously R.Scott, what were you smoking when you approved this script?