the horror is this movie itself

Rating: 1/10 (28 October 2012)

It brings tears to my eyes that a movie as worthless as this one sucked in $400,000,000. I suppose with the world population what it is, and a sucker born every minute, the math adds up. What to say? The plot is threadbare; the character development is non-existent, so whether someone lives or dies is emotionally irrelevant while watching; the characters act in nearly retarded fashion, without serious thought, without discussion, with a clue of dangers that are obvious. Another reviewer wondered if any of this movie's characters had ever seen a horror movie; good question, they certainly act as if they hadn't. All the "special effects" have been seen in other movies. But I feel this review is too late, the film has made a fortune, standards apparently cannot be too low, just pump up the trailers and advertising hype, rack in the money and move on. This film is so forgettable one wants to leave the theater for fear that one might actually remember scenes from it. Stay away, it is awful, horrible, a waste, empty, am I making myself clear?