17 douches flounder in a tunnel and kill each other

Rating: 1/10 (16 June 2012)

***Spoilers !!!
Incredible film. So- 17 people selected by crazy trillionaire to fly to outer space to douche around with aliens. Got it.
The characters of Prometheus, i assume, have trained, studied, prepared themselves- For most of their lives- In order to better understand the known and unknown universe. Scientists, archaeologists, geologists- Brought together for their unrivaled skill, knowledge, and experience to tackle the most ambitious space mission in history- To meet mankind's makers.
...That is all i really knew about Prometheus before i i paid my 20 clams too see it on the big screen. So, it was a surprise to me, as i'm sure it was to many others- that every person on the ship was brain dead clown. This was the first anomaly that i found disturbing in Prometheus. Another was that- of all the brain dead morons on the ship- they were also mostly, kind of- annoying douche bags. After i got my head around the whole "douchebag tools on a space ship" thing, I was in a bit of a spin, i'm kind of hazy after that- it was hard to follow but i did get the main bits-
Charlize Theron has some random promiscuous sex with the Captain of the ship (Cap offers to bone her just after they land, while everyone else is exploring alien life forms etc...pretty ambitious move from the Cap...you don't see it coming...you kind of think that because they are pretty much re-writing the natural history of the universe by the second, that a "cheeky root" might not be on the cards...but...it is!...sweet times Cap), and, at the same time as the rooting, another of the douche scientists are playing/frolicking with an Alien life form in this Alien tunnel world. At that point- things get pretty hairy-
The tunnel world starts getting out of control with these crazy giant holograms running around....And a lot of the douche bags start falling like flies. So, whilst it's all happening, people die in lots of different ways- Sometimes it is because the scientists poke at the newly discovered alien life forms and the aliens attack them, sometimes- it is because there is a cunning anarchist robot that goes round with this crazy dice-man vibe, that makes random decisions that are possibly based on some movies/TV shows that he watches at the start of the film; this robot dice-man guy goes around icing the douches. And sometimes- Im not even sure if some of the douches die, they just kind of disappear out of the film, and your not sure if they were there in the first place or not. There is also this weird sub plot based on this Christian necklace cross and this annoying douche who gets drunk in the science lab while he watches some of the geologists explode an alien head. Somehow the dice-man robot gets the cross (some significance...i think), and then one of the main scientist chicks gets a caesarean.
Thats kind of where it all wraps up. After the caesarean, there are numerous crazy-alien-freak-out fight scenes, and space ship smashing round with huge sub sound effects. Definitely some kind of sub plot to do with birth- you got the caesarean + there are heaps of other aliens that give birth to other aliens and sh*t, you got heads that explode and DNA and other sh*t like that.
Did like- All the crazy douche bags running round the tunnel.
Didn't like- wish they had some sweeter guns and space vehicles.
Def worth seeing, if you feel like one day you could maybe be a scientist or geologist.