An unmitigated success

Rating: 10/10 (7 August 2014)

What can one say for an absolute joke like this? I could throw a ping pong ball to a local playground and hit a 5 year old who knew more about not just science, but humans, how they talk, think and interact.
The only acceptable excuse for utterly irrational, random behaviour of useless, clichéd, undeveloped characters in the movie would be that the writers of this colossal mess have never met a human being before, let alone talked to one.
I would feel dirty to even attempt to go into the details. This is the movie equivalent of "it's not even wrong", so there is no place to anchor a critique; it's just one continuum of implausibility, and I am not even talking about aliens or monsters. I am willing to buy even the most outlandish, irrational behaviour from aliens so long as humans in a movie behave and talk somewhat like real humans.
Why 10 stars then? Because it accomplishes it goal. We, as the audience, don't care about characters, plausibility, rationality, storyline, science, motives, consistency, coherency, reality, intellect or dialogue. And we are given exactly what we want and deserve. Kudos for a job well done.