This Film has already been spoiled by the whole crew and cast that worked on it

Rating: 1/10 (18 October 2013)

SPOILER ALERT.....
This film has already been spoiled by the whole crew that worked on it....a group of hormonal teenagers win the lottery and decide to make a film ..as they have loads of dollars they decide to hire Hugh Jackman as the lead... as his big razor sharp knife fingers are a bit rusty he accepts... they all go off to 'the woods' shoot a deer and create a morally uplifting sense of well-being between father and son... before scaring the pants off each other cooking up the absurd script round the campfire while smoking' weed and dropping acid... and decided that Hugh Jackman should be like that handsome maniac in the X-Men and abuse his teenage son while torturing a man with the mind of a 10 year old, avoiding a stupid tattooed, tie-less policeman (he doesn't notice Jackman's bloodied, bruised and scraped hand after torturing a disabled person) with a boss like granpaw from The Waltons..but in a brown jacket...
What a load of old toss.
The inconsistencies, worn out plot devices red herrings and sheer effrontery to intelligence are too numerous to mention without arteries bulging in the neck area.... the continuity dept must have been on a gap year when they made this film...and as for global warming I am skeptical of it striking a small American town 4 times in a row over six days... snow, torrential rain, snow, more torrential rain AND frozen ground?
The set must have come from Back To The Future surely.... no cars or people at night.... maybe they all went visiting for Thanksgiving? To get away from the token black family? The recovering alcoholic aggressive testicle on legs (Jackman). The drug addicted wife of the recovering alcoholic who's life changed nine and a half years ago when her husband stopped drinking and was finally able to shag her and produce a daughter? The crazy lady with a big hole in her garden who shoots guns in the middle of the night? The police? The deserted diner with a mystical Asian girl serving coffee?
Another amoral tale from an amoral industry bent on destruction of narrative and interest.
Prisoners: You will be, for 145 minutes and 45 seconds if you decide to watch it.