Beware

Rating: 1/10 (22 March 2014)

I owe this film my last hangover. In order to get over its awfulness, I went and got seriously drunk.
Jane Austen 's fans, don 't watch it, it will kill you.
Non Jane Austen 's fans, please don 't judge her work based on that parody of an adaptation.
Keira Knightly, I really like you, but if you think you 're such a great actress that you can make anything a success just by being you, think again. You didn 't even try to act.
Matthew Mac Fadyan, who on earth told you that Mr Darcy should look like a dog that 's been beaten up with a newspaper? You barely changed an expression in the whole while! Flat, boring and thus outraging for millions of fans - that 's what your performance was. Good news is, the future Darcies need not worry. It just doesn 't get any worse than yours.
Rosamunde Pike, you were the only oasis in this wretched film. I believe you would have been a very decent Miss Bennett, had the script allowed you to.
Joe Wright, you destroyed both Pride and Prejudice and Anna Carenina. Haven 't you had enough yet? Please keep your future plans away from period drama - perhaps Knightly, too. It worked for both of you in Atonement, but it just doesn 't do it any more.
The rest were too indifferent to even mention.
Abominable film in every possible way. Beware.