S.Y.S. don't watch this film

Rating: 1/10 (29 September 2006)

This film is by far the worst piece of mellow-drama, the worst attempt at recreating a classic and the most disgracefully acted out film of all time. I shed many tears towards the end, not through sympathy for the characters, not through a feelings of joy, but through realisation that I can never reclaim the hour and 27 minutes that this film has stripped from my very soul.
I have watched the film Hostel and there was a specific part where a young Asian lass was sat on a chair having her eyeballs blow-torched out of their sockets, they bubbled and oozed their way down her face. During the time I watched pride and prejudice I couldn't help to think of how much I would rather be in the place of that young girl as opposed to enduring the painfully tedious script that was........Pride and Prejudice 2004!