Prostitution is OK as long as you get rich doing it.

Rating: 1/10 (26 July 2000)

If it weren't for one scene where Julia Roberts laughs, and looks like she means it - that's called acting - I'd call this the worst movie of all time. Instead I'll have to leave Cocktail unchallenged in that position. The moral of this tale appears to be that if you are a cute enough hooker to attract the attention of a sleazy maitre d', then a world of sleazy opportunities called Rodeo Drive will be open to you.
If all the prints of this film were chopped into guitar picks, the world would be a better place.