Steven Seagal back on form

Rating: 9/10 (3 February 2015)

Most fans had all but given up hope that Steven Seagal would ever make a movie as technically perfect as the straight to video masterpiece 'Out For a Kill'. Fear not, my friends, the pony tailed grapefruit has done it again.
Background: Seagal is feeling crabby. He doesn't understand the world, nor does he want to. All he knows is he's been cast as the prostitute Vivian Ward opposite his nemesis Richard Gere. What follows is a battle to see who can emote the least - Gere or Seagal. Gere offers virtually nothing in the way of acting, but it's still too much and Seagal wins. Seagal always wins.
Synopsis: Gere picks up Seagal on a street corner because apparently there's nothing wrong with soliciting prostitutes. WRONG! Seagal feels used so he beats the crap out of an assortment of Beverly hills stereotypes who think they are better than him. Memorable for the designer shop scene where Seagal runs like a flightless bird. 5 stars.