A HORRIBLE movie!

Rating: Null/10 (4 October 2000)

This movie was horrible. One of the worst movies I have ever seen. All the other reviews must be people who have watched the movie over and over until they are hypnotized into saying it is a good movie. Don't listen to them! This movie looked like it was made within the space of a few hours. The acting was horrible. Arnold Shwarzenegger(who is usually very very good) was not believable. It was packed with tediously irritating "One-liners" such as "That is one ugly mother****er! when the Alien finally takes off his mask. And when arnold throws a knife through somebody's shoulder(pinning them to the wall) and says "Stick Around". This move(if nothing else) was laughable. The special effects were mediocre. Nothing amazing. Not even for 1987. The movie does not make much sense since, you cannot even understand what Arnold is saying alot of the time because of his thick accent. He seems to have worked on it over the years so he is now very understandable. There were times when I was quite bewildered as to what was going on. The movie was also agonizingly predictable. I found myself betting as to who was going to get knocked off next. I would say "Haha look at that ugly sucker. HE'LL be the next one to die. Ha! Ha! See? I was right!" The movie was also ridiculously unrealistic. At one point arnold throws a huge bomb of some sort at the Alien. It explodes and burns up everything in sight EXCEPT Arnold because HE was under a log! A log! It burned down trees but it couldn't get under the log! But anyway, if you see this movie after reading my review and like it then there is no help for you.