Best enjoyed with an egg mayonnaise sandwich and a large glass of coke!

Rating: Null/10 (31 March 2013)

A delightful tale of a larger than life alien let loose in a tropical jungle with only one thing on its alien mind.......mischief! Predator is over 7 feet tall and can also render himself invisible to the human eye, and what's more he is an expert in mountaineering and outdoor survival making him a very difficult opponent for 'Dutch' the hero of the film played by the affable German 'Arnold Shwarzenegger' The predator is nothing if not well prepared coming to the jungle armed with tent, cooking equipment and a Swiss Army knife, he also has a thirst for self improvement throwing himself with relish into learning to communicate with the humans, indeed he even at one point converses with Arnie asking him 'what the hell are you' in a hilarious attempt at alien humour, sadly the humour is lost on Schwarzenegger who appears puzzled and a little put out. In a unfortunate twist of fate the predator also collects the skulls of humans, putting him at odds with his new friends, and on a collision course with Schwarzenegger. Things come to a head when Schwarzenegger obviously drunk at this point flies in to a fit of rage and assaults the predator in an unprovoked attack, this is the straw that broke the camels back for the predator and over come with grief he takes his own life, bringing a dramatic end to a quite brilliant comedy.