So. Much. Suck.

Rating: 3/10 (17 December 2016)

This review is as full of spoilers as the movie is full of suck.
So on principle I didn't go and see this at the cinema, and recently caught it on the TV. Wish I had caught crabs instead. The original, whilst aged, is still pretty damned awesome. I liked Utah. I rooted for Bohdi. I hoped they would get away with it.
In this version I was praying for the 'chutes not to open, or them to nosedive into a mountain.
I hung on, in the fore-lone hope it would get better, but it kept coming. Gunned down his 'girlfriend'. Zero emotional response. His 'friends' dropping off cliffs, or falling off mountains. Zero emotional response. Then to top it all of, in the least comprehensible scene in any movie ever, Utah winches down off a chopper into a fishing boat, basically high fives Bohdi then gets back on the winch and buggers off again. I mean FFS...
Save yourself and your corneas the damage: watch the original. Failing that, watch pretty much anything else ever, or extreme sports on YouTube, which ultimately make more sense.