Would have had to force myself to finish it

Rating: Null/10 (21 August 2016)

If a movie is unwatchable, I give it a 1. If I can at least watch it all the way through, it gets a 3, but the 2015 version of "Point Break" falls in the middle. I could not stand any more of the pompous ridiculous dialog or acting, and way way way too many tattoos to bear. The typical rich global jet-setter party was shown here several times with naked and bikini-clad women dancing around and then disappearing in the morning ... this from a yacht miles from shore. The whole movie was ridiculous and absurd, and usually I am up for that if it is done in a clever conscious way, but this movie was really awful. To find the bad guys our hero goes walking through Paris, blocks from the Eiffel tower where there are burning cars in the street ... uh, yeah, right? Really dumb, too dumb for me anyway. Skip it, do not even bother with it for free on the streaming services ... if you must, watch the original, it holds up fairly well and is not so ridiculous.