Nope, sorry

Rating: Null/10 (28 August 2000)

I first watched this movie with some friends of mine at a party. We were planning to really watch it at first. Instead, we ended up riffing on it "Mystery Science Theater" style. We just couldn't get past how boring and uninteresting it was. After a while, we just stopped paying attention. It's not only that it butchers history something fierce. Several movies have done that. This one just couldn't get away with it. You see everything that's going to happen in the movie from a million miles away, which really just drains the fun out of it. Except for the song "Colors of the Wind", the soundtrack wasn't that great, either. And Grandmother Willow? She just seemed to be thrown in to be the person (I'm sorry, tree) who tells the heroine to "follow your heart". That's basically all she did! What was the point of having her there? Anyway, "Pocahontas" just didn't do it for me. Go see "Hunchback of Notre Dame" instead.