This makes absolutely no sense...

Rating: 2/10 (13 April 2019)

You know when you have a weird dream where the next thing that happens feels totally unrelated to what just happened? You know, you're on the bus to work and suddenly your gym class teacher from second grade gets on the bus, but it's not a bus anymore, it's a boat. And you're not in your way to work, you're at a wedding between a turtle and a bike. That's when your gym class teacher starts to fiddle with your hair that's made of cheese and your teacher now looks like grandma only greener than the napkin you just bodyboarded on?
This movie is exactly like that.