Curse you, human vermin

Rating: Null/10 (9 December 2000)

This is a nature documentary about the fascinating inhabitants of LG-426 (or whatever) who only get to come to the surface once every 23 years when it gets pitch black.
Unfortunately for these sympathetic and well realised creatures, they emerge to find the surface crawling with perky human vermin who torment and attack them with bright lights and fire. Luckily, the humans have almost no common sense and conveniently throw away, break or just wander away from their light sources, allowing the natives to get some well deserved chaw time. Feel free to cheer as each annoyingly idiotic mammal finds an increasingly contrived way to turn itself into breakfast.
Some of the walking breakfasts get away (darn!), but no doubt they will send a dinner party of 20-somethings pretending to be high school kids back in the sequels, "Pitcher Black", "Pitchest Black" and "Beyond Pitchest Black".