Black Pitch

Rating: Null/10 (2 June 2004)

Vin Diesel plays an amoral murderer by name of Riddick, forced to play nice with a bunch of idiot survivors - among them his bounty hunter transporter charge (Hauser) on a wasteland planet in order to survive against a nocturnal monsters.
As Riddick tells it to Captain Fry (Rhada Mitchell), "As soon as the s*** hits the fan, this little family of ours is going to fall apart." Well, he says something like that and he's basically right.
Now the question: who will survive? Well, Riddick survives, as the previews for "The Chronicles of Riddick" probably showed, and the voice of Goliath from "Gargoyles", Keith David, survives. I can so no more of who else does and doesn't make it.
Formulaic yes but redeemed somewhat by the sheer ambition of the men and women who made it. If you can't understand what Vin's saying, don't feel ashamed to turn on the closed captioning for the hearing impaired.