Oh, it's so dark I must be getting scared.

Rating: 4/10 (29 September 2003)

Full-of-himself protagonist delivers idiotic one-liners in deep I-am-so-cool voice and fights hand-to-hand against pathetic aliens. Effects: The crash scene is nice, all the other effects are horrible. Story: There is no story, really. Escape before the aliens get you. (i.e. Alien II) Atmosphere: The atmosphere is ruined by the fact that there are so many completely whacky characters in the group. It is just insane. The aliens themselves are not frightening. The psychological exploration overtones make the movie even more silly. Alien II had done it much better, with (relatively to this movie at least), subtle variations in the psychology of the group. Acting: This is so bad that I was laughing throughout the movie.