I think I am going to puke....

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2005)

"Pitch Black" was on TV. Cool, I will have a sample of what the newest Riddick film is about. After seeing this, definitely, I am not renting it.
The story is basically like this: a ship carrying a top-security prisoner (guess who?) somehow falls on a deserted planet, and soon is cornered by creatures who live in the dark and like to eat flesh. Oh, how scary! The movie in itself is FX. The rest is a ripoff of "Red Planet" (but without Carrie Anne Moss walking out of the shower), "Star Wars" and "Men In Black" (the creatures...), and some dreadful b-sci-fi movies.
Diesel pulls out some sort of Dom (the guy he played in "Fast & FUrious"), while the rest of the cast spend their time trying to justify their being in this film.
I never thought a movie would deserve a 1. There's something always worth remarking. Well, it's not enough with FX, and the movie is too sorely bad. COnclussion: 1/10