An Experience in Experiences

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2000)

Truly, to try and represent this experience with words, would sell it somewhat short. As to make an accurate portrayal of such strong resulting emotions directly, you truly need a comparitive situation.
Shall we start with a reference point, a fine movie example with similar entertainment goals. Aliens fits this profile with utmost excellence. Begin by incorporating all positive aspects of Aliens. The cinematography, the cast, the excellent special effects, everything. Next, take all that away. Take the worst 5 minutes of Dunston Checks In, noteably, the bathtub scene. Stretch this level of creativity and quality of production accross a rather incompetence cast and a weak storyline which remain predictable, and shallow in direction.
At this point, you sir, have Pitch Black.