Your buckle will be well and truely swashed!

Rating: 10/10 (27 August 2003)

See the thing about Pirates is.....
1) There's no Mutating ooze 2) There's no time travelling, killer robots ..... But that isn't a problem, not for Brukheimer and Verbinski, oh no, buddy!!!
It's something a bit special, this. Even if you don't really think you're going to enjoy seeing a monsterous crew torment townships and buxom beauties, you will!
Depp seems to be getting better and better as the years go on. you could put him in the crappiest crap-fest there ever was and he'd come out smelling of Rum!
He's exactly as a Pirate should be. He's got the swagger and the charm of a million Errol Flynn's. Every of his lines is Laugh out loud.
The Young Brit's are also very good, but it ain't their movie. It belongs to Sparrow and Barbosa.
You'll love it. I did.... so much so, I'm going to see it again next week.
yarrrgh!