BLOODY BRILLIANT

Rating: Null/10 (9 September 2003)

My god, this film will blow you away. I've always liked swashbuckle-type films but this was the best by far. Jonny Depp plays a drunken eccentric pirate looking for revenge on his ex-first mate Geoffrey Rush, Depp is hilarious as he tries to win back his ship, the black pearl. There are a few obstacles in the way. I wont spoil the rest. Keira Knightley is really good, as is orlando Bloom. But it really is Depp that stands out. His english accent is sooooo funny and his lines like, "Stop blowing holes in my ship" and " Im sorry, have i threatened you before" make the film a classic. If your the sort of person who is looking for a solemn, boring , cut straight down the line film with no over the top antics, then this film DEFINATELY is not for you.
Rating : 9.5/10 - its not perfect but its a really good laugh to watch!!!