Rant at the poorest film in decades

Rating: Null/10 (21 February 2004)

Utter rubbish - this is just a rant as there is little worth mentioning. Poor acting, directing, editing, no plot worth thinking about and the lowest production values of any film made in the last 50 years. This is especially noticeable in the timing between the actors - surely its a case of snipping a few frames. Is Johnny Depp impersonationg David Bowie? This really is a stinker as many TV & Radio critics have bent over backwards to emphasise. There are other bad films which are almost necessarily bad due to financial limitations and the lack of the modern technical advances (that guy in a bear suit with a fish bowl as a helmet and flying saucers on strings). They however have acheived a cult staus, this is just drivel, this is not bad it is awful, actually bad at being bad, which I guess is mediocre or something. Don't watch it. Don't even watch it to see how bad it is.

On reading other opinions here I can only assume (as I have for a while) that many people here are hyping the films, probably on request from secondrate US producers.
That guy out of the office is in it and looks promising.