Pirates Seek To Suck Your Wallet Dry

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2005)

This movie is among the most utterly overrated piles of garbage I have ever seen. Containing one of the most linear plots, Pirates seeks to appeal to the most basic of minds, while most people of average or better intelligence hope their feet fall asleep so they have something to take their minds off of the movie. I had no intention of ever seeing this movie, but my sister wanted it (for what reason I do not know) so I got it for her for her birthday and decided to watch it. I can honestly say that I would have felt better burning the $10 I spent on it and watching the pretty flame for a few seconds. Action movies are inherently bad, but this one shines among the worst of them.
This is the type of movie that would keep President Bush contented for hours, but if you want to see a real movie that will tickle your senses, I suggest you pick up Shawshank Redemption or Donnie Darko.