Never have I seen so many Anglo pirates.

Rating: Null/10 (24 September 2003)

Never have I seen so many Anglo pirates. What ever happened to the Danes? And weren't the Africans in the middle passage less Pirate and more Slave? All seriousness aside, This was a wonderful Disney style cartoon come to life. You almost don't mind the puerile petulance of Keira Knightley's Elizabeth Swann character. My goodness, can she show just a little maiden-like vulnerability?? Orlando Bloom makes a decent pretty boy -- but alas, Depp is still prettier! He just can't hide that face. Finally, a movie worth going to the movies for.
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