Cap'n Jack makes the movie

Rating: 10/10 (13 July 2003)

Wow. Disney has actually released a movie with some *dirty* things in it! Kids will love this movie - it has plenty of action, adventure, and general "swash-buckling" to keep them attentive. Older folks will love it because of the little things, like the eunuch jokes. Teenage girls, however, (and I'm speaking from experience) will be pleasantly surprised when Johnny Depp steals their affections right out from underneath Orlando Bloom. Will Turner's English charm and boyish good looks are no match for Captain Jack's half-baked sexiness.