Whoa is me.

Rating: 3/10 (13 July 2003)

Whoa is me. Johnny Depp didn't take this film very seriously. I know it's not a serious film but actor decisions are and either he or the director made some very bad choices for the Captain Sparrow character. He was so swishy. Who is the hero in this film? No one. I didn't care about any of these people. In addition, this is a two joke movie: 1) Look mom. The pirates turn into skeletons in the moonlight at least 1567 times. Isn't that fun? 2) Look mom. An eyeball has a fork in it and it rolls along the ground and it falls out of that guys face and...Isn't that fun? Nope. It isn't fun or funny or interesting after the first time. And although the combat scenes are well choreographed - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! I fell asleep twice. I was sooooo disappointed. I really wanted to like this film.