Johnny Depp saves this shallow piece of crap

Rating: Null/10 (13 August 2003)

It's based on a theme park. What can you expect?
Nothing much. And I didn't expect much at all.
And it was worse than I expected.
Reasons:
Endless sight gags. No depth. Predictable. Monotonous sword-fighting scenes. Too long. Pretty much like every pirate movie ever made.
Things that save it from being a Gigli:
Keira Knightly. Johnny Depp!!! Geoffrey Rush (One of my favourite actors), who didn't get enough screen time.
Some good acting, but just horrible otherwise.