A film Brits love

Rating: 10/10 (19 August 2019)

As a lovely wild, filthy long haired bearded white British Barbarian who also happens to be a British Imperialist, this film was truly amazing and makes me SO proud to be British culturally and genetically. My only flaw of this film is that I wish it showed our sexy island during the film, but the Caribbean for a faraway foreign land was surprisingly quite pleasant in terms of looks, it did make me sweat just by looking at it though and I'd never go there for fear of burning my lovely white skin under the scorching Caribbean sun. So overall the setting wasn't brilliant but it was ok. Moving on, the acting was brilliant as were the characters, they were all so complex and therefore gave me a lot of food for thought. All the characters accents were also very nice and pleasing to the ear.
I'm a huge lover of violence and gore and this film had enough to please me. My favourite scene was when Barbossa's crew sacked Tortuga, seeing those lovely Britons so angry, strong and fierce made me immensely proud of their strength and courage, I knew during the scene nothing was going to stop Barbossa's courageous crew from pillaging Tortuga, not even several 20ft hostile giants. The violence in the movie truly gets my love balls stirring a lot every time I see it due to the beautiful violence. This film also made me incredibly nostalgic and reminded me of better times for my beautiful country, it just goes to show our government is still not afraid to showcase great British Imperial attitudes on films and as a magical Briton who lives and hunts in the beautiful forests of Britain, I really appreciated the amount of magic in this film which made the film so much more realistic, complex and closer to my lovely culture.