Trash of the worst variety

Rating: 1/10 (10 September 2003)

So my friend was like, "I really want to see this movie." I fought it and lost. So we went. It was the most miserable two hours of my life. What trash!!! Someone actually paid to make this piece of crap? Bad acting, stupid dialogue, labored plot. Johnny Depp is now dead to me. It was so bad it can't even be analyzed.