Spinning Tea Cups - The Next Disney Film

Rating: Null/10 (13 February 2004)

A movie based on a ride at Disneyland. Why was "Pirates" such a hit? I'll never be able to figure that one out. Johnny Depp is the only good thing in this movie, his Keith Richards imitation is spot on, and he is in a few (very few) funny scenes. The rest of the film is just flimsy fluff, with a completely forgettable storyline, and as the joke goes in Hollywood: "What's Disney's next movie? The 'Spinning Tea Cups'?"