Thin plot...boring movie

Rating: 2/10 (27 January 2004)

All the action in the world couldn't save this poorly laid out story from practically putting me to sleep. Johnny Depp's performance (despite the Oscar nomination) has got to be his worst in what has otherwise been an accomplished career. The camp, the predictability, and the ridiculous characterization almost caused my friends and I to walk out after the first twenty minutes....I wish we had.