rubbish

Rating: Null/10 (23 July 2003)

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL: Made with only one purpose and that was to make money; (with the exception of Jack Sparrow) filled with static, dull, and uninteresting characters; has no escalating drama, making the fight scenes increasingly pointless and blase; and finally, forty five minutes too long.
Ted's Grade: D+/C-