Dreadful

Rating: Null/10 (18 January 2004)

The screenwriting is so dreadful. They lead you to confrontations and constantly sneak out the back door, avoiding action, interest and movie magic. The film is a near joke, despite a few beautiful boys being cast in it. And the good performance by Johnny Depp? Actually, it's quite bad. I wasted my Saturday night watching the worst movie I have seen in a long, long time. Right now I am debating whether this film is better or worse than Polish Wedding. The acclaim this film receives has left me feeling like a martian.