A silly stupid bore of a film

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2004)

The fact this film is 18th in the all time list leaves me despairing for the future of mankind
Maybe watching it on dvd is not the best place to grasp the cinematics?!??! but the whole film I have just sat through stunk so bad I needed a close peg just to get to the credits
The female lead was so poor I laughed everytime she said a word..
Johhny Depp ..the man deserves an Oscar for keeping up....... or should I say (Hamming up) the Keith Richards impersonation for 2 hours of this nonsense or should that read NO SENSE ..the script sloshed about more than the Black Pearl in a force 10..
Okay its a lightweight romp , The Mummy on the high seas with a third rate Gladiator score and a plot with as many holes as the Black Pearls main mast .
Maybe I should have just suspended my senses and put away my brain like all the teen dummys who made this ropey rubbish $650m ...no sorry I wont...1 out 10!