wow, and double wow

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2004)

im pretty surprised that this is actually on the top 250 list, and ahead of some pretty impressive films.
I was dissapointed to say the least, when putting the disc in the dvd i thought to myself "a good ol fashioned, pirate ghost tale, marvelous".... ah no... suffice to say the peak was when i got a chuckle out of the scene where you see Depp standing tall and proud as he jumps down on what you expect to be a massive ship but turns out to be a dinky sailboat. That was about 5 minutes into the movie, it all went down from there. It was just boring to me, pirates who were cursed and now need the blood of a certain fellow to lift it, whoooo. Orlando Bloom was annoying, I can understand pre teenage girls waving their "Potc" flags because hes oh so hot(those would be the imdb users with reviews like, "omigawd this is like tha best movie EVER, orlando bloom rules!!!111".
My confirmation came when my sweet mother, who never has a bad word to say about anyone or anything proclaimed, "it wasnt really good", when an hour rolled around we had both lost all interest and i was reading comic books, glancing at the tv now and then to see if anything interesting pops up. It didnt. Finally, I fell asleep.
3/10