Exactly like the tour! Unfortunately, it's a movie! (Screen)

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2011)

As I went recently to Disneyland with my nephews, we took the tour and this movie is the same: dark, misty, with filthy pirates, great for the eyes but lacking of a story.
This was actually my first Pirates movie i saw (and the last, i think) and was taken aback at the start with the characters. They seem to know each other but nothing is explained.
The coming of Penelope is a waste because she does nothing here except walking. If she was so pregnant, why cast her? The story of the youth fountain is a rip-off from the "Last Crusade".
The character of Deep doesn't make me laugh. The only funny moment was with the swinging ship and it's not enough.
I even slept between the escape from London and the attack of the mermaid: what's the fun of being in the hold of a ship by night? At last, Hook has better taste and as it's another Spielberg reference, you can understand the difference of levels and vision between the two. I chose Steven and those damn pirates have indeed robbed me of my money!