Painfully bad.

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2011)

This was so bad that had I paid to see it I would have asked for my money back. I went to the drive-in with my kids to watch X-men. This was the second flick. Only 9 year old boy stayed awake and wanted to watch this piece of crap so I sat watched. I knew this was bad about 3 minutes into it. Johhny Depp is walking thru this movie. It seems like he did this just so his kids can watch him in a movie as Captain Jack. That or he couldn't say no to all those millions. Whatever his motivations making a good movie was not on the table.
It one chase/sword fight scene followed by another interrupted by bad jokes and pointless dialog. Boring Boring Boring. Any to top it off it clocked in at 2.5 hours of crap. I didn't get out of the theater until 2:30 AM. Even my 9 yr old fell asleep about 15 min before the end and I woke him up and said "Oh no buddy. You wanted to watch this garbage your going to stay and wake and watch it!".
Max gave it 2 and he loves this kind of crap.