I want Will and Elizabeth!

Rating: 2/10 (4 June 2012)

First of all, I wanna say I am POTC obsessed. I have seen the first three many times and I absolutely adore them. I have potc scene it, a framed photo, action figures, an Aztec gold necklace, you name it. My favorite character was Will Turner. Jack (sorry, Captain Jack) was awesome, but I feel in love with the hopeless romantic whelp that is Will. He grew throughout the series, and I loved it. I am also a passionate Willabeth (Willabeth= Romantic pairing of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann) fan. So, needless to say when I heard #4 did not include them, I was not anxious to see it. But, being a pirates fan, I had to watch it. What a mistake. First, my friends say I only hated it cuz Will/Liz wern't in it, but that's not true. They would have made it better, but that's not why i hated it. I hated it because it was boring, repeated many things, and the new characters were stupid. The sword fight between Jack and Angelica? Almost a complete copy of Jack and Will's in COTBP. There was absolutely no memorable lines or scenes. In AWE, I sobbed my eyes out when Will was stabbed, and again when he had to leave Liz. OST gave me no emotion whatsoever. I might have slightly smiled once, and that was it. The new characters were so annoying- I honestly didn't care if they lived or died. I hated Phillip- if he was supposed to be Will's replacement, that is just sad. Phill/Serena's love story was a poor replacement of Will/Liz's, cuz Phill had just met Serena, and he was all "Omigod, I love u sooo much". No guy could love a girl as much as Will loved Liz, plain and simple. I hate phill. The best part of the movie was when Serena dragged him to the bottom of the sea. And where do people go when they drown? THE FLYING DUTCHMAN! YAY! So hopefully Will'll be in Pirates 5. Overall, for a obsessed pirates fan like me, this film was very disappointing. Unless they make a Pirates 5 and u need 2 watch this 2 understand it, save your money, and continue loving the TRILLOGY in peace.