Disappointment of the year...for me

Rating: 3/10 (18 May 2011)

After expecting the 4th instalment of the POTC for more then 3 years...oh, dear...I feel like I just wasted more then 2 hours of my life...I love the Pirates, especially Jack so I caught the first show on the release day only to feel so frustrated after the first 15 minutes of the movie...Kept saying it has to get better but it didn't...same stale, lifeless,annoying on occasion dialogue, lack of chemistry between the characters (made me miss Orlando Bloom...a lot...and I hate Orlando Bloom..), even lack of action...I enjoyed the sparkly, witty dialogues in the previous parts...Witty Jack doesn't have a witty line in this in over two hours...the best he can do is:" There should be a captain in there somewhere..." Phuah...!!! Barbossa is unrecognisable, Gibbs is plain boring, as is the villain Blackbeard...Penelope is a better actress then Keira in my opinion but in a serious movie, in this pirates flick Keira is as well missed...Not to mention the Pearl crew...!!! If you are going in as I was, hoping to hear Jack saying: Alas, my children...you will always remember today as the day you almost caught...(wave in the face)....Sparrow...!!! prepare for" Alas my children today is the day you will always remember as the death of the Pirates of the Caribbean series" Such a shame...
PS Judy Dench & Keith Richards=the only class in the act...