I understand the title of the movie

Rating: Null/10 (14 September 2017)

Apparently, it's not only dead men who tell no tales, but the living men aren't capable of telling us new stories. There are definitely no tales to be told in this instalment that's for sure. They've just retold the FIRST movie all over again. This is just another cash cow that the producers have used to make a quick buck.
There is a checklist here that seems familiar and let me see if I can get most of them:
1 cursed pirates who have a beef with Jack and want revenge; 2 Jack Sparrow is constantly drunk and who of course does something really stupid to cause the supernatural pirates to come after him; 3 a governor and captain of the guards who are jerks; 4 there is an "evil character" who wishes to use a supernatural power to control the sea for the British Empire "Rule Britannia"; 5 the dutiful son who wants to be reunited with his dear unjustly cursed papa; 6 a girl who is oppressed and under-appreciated by society and male figures; 7 there is a curse that only the son of someone cursed and pretty girl can break; 8 over the top action scenes that defy any reason or logic; 9 a mysterious magical artefact who we don't know who built it or for what reason can break all curses simply by destroying it; 10 Hector Barbossa dies.......... AGAIN! 11 Jack reclaims the Black Pearl ............ AGAIN!
Oh well, at least Jack didn't die this time around. Now let's hope that the franchise is finally put to rest. It had a great run but please no more Pirates of the Caribbean.
It was pretty boring to watch Johnny Depp to play the same movie for the fifth time.