O no.

Rating: Null/10 (9 October 2017)

The Pirates series started off so well. The characters were so nice to watch. Jack Sparrow used to be really funny... Now the only fun is in the way Jack Sparrow's name is pronounced by Salazar.
Dead men tell no tales. They should have listened to that advice.
This movie is a hectic, not funny, not mysterious, not even adventurous thing that feels like watching a drunk person play a video game. And even that should be more entertaining.