A sad attempt at a "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie

Rating: 4/10 (28 May 2017)

I am a big fan of the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. I really enjoy the character of Jack Sparrow and the action was amazing.
This movie just made me feel sad, I thought that this was just a sad attempt at reviving what once was a fun movie.
Let me talk about Jack Sparrow. Jack is one of my favourite characters in cinema. He is so clever although he looks stupid. In this movie he turned into a cartoon character. He just kinda goes with the flow and never does anything clever. He is supposed to look like a drunk failure although he is brilliant, in this movie, he is just a drunk failure.
Also, this movie attempts to have a Will Turner-ish character and a Swann-ish character, and these two characters and their loves story suck in comparison to the original.
The CGI sucks, I admit captain Salazar looks pretty cool, but the rest of the effects look really bad, specially the green screen. Also, WTF happened to captain Barbossa. He is dressed in some ridiculous clothes that looked terrible.
Actually, this movie is a cartoon. The "comedy" is cringe-worthy slapstick with Sparrow doing some stupid sh*t. The sound effects are straight out of a Tom and Jerry episode.
I really was expecting a bad movie, but I at least was expecting to be entertained by all the stupid sh*t. Oh not at all, this movie was actually pretty boring. I actually was nodding off in some of the "big action sequences".
Don't see this movie, it will only make you miss the old one.