Hugely looking forward to, and extremely disappointed by...

Rating: 2/10 (25 May 2017)

Have been waiting for this for ages...
But was so disappointed by it.
Really sad that movies these days will always choose to meet the lowest level possible...and Hollywood seem to have forgotten the difference between smart funny and mindlessly stupid... many of the scenes might be considered funny if this were a cartoon...and even then, it'd be a stretch for anyone older than 7...making the audience cringe uncomfortably is not humour...
CGI does not make a movie when the story is forced, the jokes are lame (in this case, very lame) and realism in the story setting doesn't even hold true...
Johnny Depp could be so much better but I guess he took this as the latest large paycheck with little or no interest. The two younger leads tried and fail to carry the film. Very little chemistry between the cast members...just badly done.
Disaster all around...wouldn't even watch it for free if I had known...I want my time and money back please... 2/10