The story of how I fell asleep (nearly) during a pirate adventure

Rating: 2/10 (13 June 2017)

So, I went to see this (presumably... or not) last chapter in the PoC-saga. I honestly went in with an open mind, not really expecting much after the previous fiasco that was 'On Stranger Tides". Even so, this polished piece of scrap metal indeed did it's best to disappoint me for what seemed like an eternity. In short: this must be one of the most boring action/adventure - flicks I've seen in a cinema these past years.
Quick recap:

Ridicoulusly loud and messy action no-one would ever be able to follow

The least engaging romantic tension in a love story since Edward an Bella

Johhny Depp overdoing an already overdone character (yes. This was ACTUALLY possible)

Weird over the top CGI (why, tho? We want cannons and wooden splinters. That is all.)

A less scary villain than Blackbeard from the previous film

A script presumably thrown together with no thread whatsoever

One gazillion plot-lines, none which are remotely interesting

Barbossa Barbossaing (yay for this).

I've enjoyed some messy flicks here and there. I've been charmed by them, I've been able to ignore annoying moments. But I had NEVER expected this Disney monstrosity to be so utterly dull and boring. The one star rewarded goes to Geoffrey Rush. He made med snigger on two occasions. Let's now hope this puts the final nail in the coffin of the Pirates-franchise.