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Rating: 3/10 (1 August 2017)

OK Pirates of the Caribbean dead man tell no tales is the 5th and by far worst movie in this dead franchise
This Movie does not understand how to be funny the humour in this movie is terrible no one except for a little kid in my theatre ever laughed in this movie the humour is childish but it's too mature for kids there's a lot of sex jokes that only a little kid could find funny but no kid will understand the jokes there's also a weird pause every time after a joke which is basically telling people to laugh but no one did so it felt really awkward
oh, my god, the action in this movie is just terrible apart from one fight scene every action scene is boring and terribly done
Johnny Depp is an awful actor in this movie and Jack sparrow is so unlikable most of the characters in this movie are assholes with acting that is horrible
but here is my biggest problem with the movie is pretty much the same damn thing as the first movie and not force awakens the same transformers the same
now let me explain the plot and before I say anything here is where the spoilers start
so the movie is about a group of cursed pirates who are after an artifact that will break their curse THIS IS THE SAME DAMN THING AS THE FIRST MOVIE
while yes there are some differences but none are good
also, the movie gets so complicated which I don't understand this movie should be a fun movie that doesn't need to have a complicated story
also, this movie completely ignores the end of the 4th movie but that's not really that big of a deal (as the 4th movie really isn't that memorable nor good)
also, this movie miss markets itself it says and I quote "The final chapter" well guess what it freaking isn't there is a mid credits scene that sets up a sequel yay we have to put up with more of this
and the ending doesn't make sense
so yeah this movie is awful and even though the 4th movie is bad but this this is awful the 4th one at least doesn't have anything offensively bad