Even with new directors helming the film, Pirates 5 is still pretty mediocre.

Rating: 5/10 (1 June 2017)

Dead Men Tell No Tales is probably metaphorical of the film's actual plot; the story here is extremely similar to the first Pirates of the Caribbean film. Even The Black Pearl makes an appearance in it. Jack and Barbossa are back in this film, but they're here because the actors signed up for it; their characters are just there for the sake of it.
Johnny Depp has unfortunately outstayed his welcome as Jack Sparrow. As good as the character was in the first Pirates movie, he just seems to be playing a man we've already gotten enough of. He gets drunk again, flirts with a woman again, and helps break a curse... again! Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. That's pretty much what this film does. It's Pirates of the Caribbean. What else can I say besides... I've had enough of these films already.