I do not know what these people are writing, this movie is terrible

Rating: 4/10 (24 May 2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead men tell no tales or Salazar's revenge apparently, is a terrible fifth installment to the already declining in quality franchise that should return to its roots before it kills itself.
The main character, Jack Sparrow, has been reduced to a series of cheap slapstick and sexual innuendos. What bothered me most is that he isn't clever anymore. His wits, or as they say in the movie, his "luck" has run out. In previous installments Jack got out of tough situations using skills and cleverly planned out (or spontaneous) methods of escape that involve his surroundings. Now it is all just random dumb slapstick luck. His "jokes" are cringe worthy and very hard to listen to with exceptions that are very scarce.
The two new characters that are designed to replace Elisabeth and Will aren't as likable and don't really have any arcs. That's literally all I can say about them.
The first out of two things that the movie has going for it is Javier Bardem's character. Not his story or his arc but his acting and appearance.
The plot is full of holes relating to the previous movies and it has some really weird decisions throughout. In general it is very cheesy.
The second and final thing that the movie has that is redeemable are the effects. They are spectacular in some scenes. That's it. The rest of this movie is quite bad. Maybe enjoyable for children.
4.7/10