slightly less boring than 4, mildly better than 3

Rating: 6/10 (7 June 2017)

Well, by now you will have seen the jumping shark in the trailer and that's all you really need to know about this film: Even the writers think this series has jumped the shark.
It starts with Henry, Orlando's son who is the protagonist until about a quarter through, then the protagonist is Jack, then it changes again to Carina then you're bored and the plot gets stretched ever thinner and you care less and less and less and just want the flipping thing to end.
The dialogue is atrocious, frankly it could be lifted from a Carry On movie, (spoiler alert) one of the best characters in the series is needlessly killed off after having a beyond ludicrous plot "twist" hastily retconned into his back story (/Spoiler), the effects are what the director wants you to see, even Jack is a phoned in performance.
It's dire, really really dire. I propose a third title change: "Dead Men Don't Suffer Fools Gladly", I wish i'd listened.