They've ran out of ideas (and deep down we were expecting it)

Rating: 5/10 (31 May 2017)

I think even with all the hype around this movie with the trailers and such like, deep down we all knew it would be a flop. The franchise is outdated, tired and we need to move on. They put the best (and only)entertaining or funny scenes in the trailers and that was it. I want to feel disappointed but I could see it coming. On a more positive note I thought that Javier Bardem made an excellent villain with his appearance and voice which really did provide something new and fresh to the franchise but ultimately didn't like up to the likes of Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa) or Bill Nighy (Davy Jones). In a attempt to modernize the franchise the jokes were lame and unfunny while the film lacked any real flair or flow and was over crammed with too many characters and too much crosscutting. It was far from captivating and you found yourself during the movie daydreaming and making plans for the upcoming week. 5.8 out of 10
You best get yourself a nice bottle of rum while watching this to aid your overwhelming disappointment.