Felt like I was spending an eternity in Davy Jones' Locker

Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2006)

This is one of the most boring movies I've seen. It's on par with "Howard the Duck." If you go with friends or with a date, you'll pray for the film to be over. You'll want to gnaw off your limbs to escape the theater.
Johnny Depp is his sexy, mischievous self, but there's just so much mincing and pouting a man can do and still be appealing.
The CGI is really remarkable but, again, there's just so many times that one can look at Mr. Tentacle Face and his school of undead pirates and be awed by computer animation.
Save your money and save your time; otherwise, you'll feel like you've been cursed to spend eternity watching "Pirates II."