A real stinker.

Rating: 2/10 (19 July 2006)

This movie was the worst movie I've seen all summer. There was pretty much no storyline, just a bunch of unrelated, convoluted events which bore no relation to the last. At times I was trying to figure out what was going on, when I would realize that NOTHING was going on. The costumes were good, and that is about it. Kira Knightly's acting was terrible, just terrible. The sword fights were poorly edited and conseqently were not exciting, but just boring. At one point they shoot barrels of gunpowder and rum, and they make this giant explosion that is just stupid. Oh yeah, also, the movie just stops! They're going to make a sequel so they don't even bother finishing the movie. Also their depiction of native peoples was plainly offensive, and plainly Disney. This was the first time I've almost walked out of a movie from sheer boredom.