Mand the critics me hearties

Rating: 9/10 (8 July 2006)

We can all be so easily influenced by "word of mouth", and by those we deem authorities in such matters, the ones we so affectionately call "the critics." I strongly suggest that before you listen to the warnings of others, especially if you liked the first PIRATES, then ante up for the second, and enjoy the ride to the end, which will have you beggin' for more.
The critics said it was too long, but it's only a few minutes longer than the first, and those critics who cried for editing to chop the movie down to size should be asking themselves WHAT to cut, because a good movie gives you time to breathe, as it were (apologies to Davey). The movie had a lot of information to give you and if you're paying attention, you'll get the clues which take you to the end of PIRATES 2 and beyond.
Second, the critics said the movie was disjointed, and the storyline fragmented. I say let what comes up from underneath... have at 'em! There is one major plot, which is clearly laid out at the beginning, runs through the movie and stands up near the end, while several subplots dance around the main plot, as it where(again apologies to Davey).
I liked the fact, without giving away the main plot, that the creators have upped the ante for PIRATES 2, and ... (careful now...must not give it all away)...well let's just day there are a few surprises and unanswered questions, which I'm sure ...will answer. Some old characters brought back, and some new ones, notably a charmer in those dark waters, which can only be visited at night.
Depp did seem to lack the energy of PIRATES 1, but only for about half the movie. He comes on very strong towards the end, and there is a wonderful scene with Lizzy (KK) aboard "THE PEARL", which livens one of the subplots. I can hear the critics now saying, "If only that would have come earlier." BUT IT COULDN'T!!!
Tantalizing special effects brought farce and fun together, and let's not forget the end of PIRATES 2. Did I mention...
I can't wait for PIRATES 3, and I do hope the writers won't scurry to undo what they've purpatrated in this movie. You may be aware that they're at least half way to completion of PIRATES 3.
YO HO me hearties.