So bad I almost walked out.

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 2006)

I have never left a movie in the theater before, but about forty-five minutes into this piece of Disney schlock I wanted to get up and leave. There was nothing good. The storyline was boring and didn't draw you in like the first installment. The acting was either uninspired (Bloom and Knightly) or so over the top (Depp of course, and the woman who plays the voodoo priestess) that it bordered on being a parody of itself. I would have felt better if a representative from the Disney corp. was at the theater and said, "Give me thirteen dollars and I'll save you the trouble." Its a testament to how much crap is out there when this giant floating hunk of garbage makes 300 mill. Clearly Disney has signed a pact with Satan himself to get people to see this. The one bright spot was Davy Jones. He is the most believable CGI character I have seen in a movie.