Not even C worthy...

Rating: 4/10 (30 July 2006)

Pirates 2 is a constipated, mangled,confused sequel of epic proportions. the first one was wonderful but it's an Oscar contender compared to this. I've never seen a film franchise spend time create characters and than destroy the, Everyone in this film seems to be a different person or actually many different people throughout. the story is all messy something to do with davy Jones or a cannibal island or aomething. In the end you feel like you've just survived some natural disaster despite a quirky turn from Knightley that is ruined in the last 5 mins. of the film. The acting is all pretty lame, the movie is pretty lame and stands as an example of why not to make sequels without a valid purpose. It has some moments mixed into it's three hour running time. But moments I can definitely pass on seeing again.