What an embarrassment

Rating: 2/10 (1 July 2007)

Quite simply, I wish I had these three hours of my life back. What a piece of junk as a follow-up to a fun, well-done movie. Even if Part 3 had gotten great reviews instead of total pans, I wouldn't see it, out of protest for the complete dreck that "Dead Man's Chest" is.
Every new character was derivative of someone/something from one of the various "Star Wars" movies and/or so one-dimensional as to insult my adult intelligence. The only reason I gave it a "2" instead of a "1" is that Keira Knightley looked non-anorexic and quite beautiful in several shots. Still, that's insufficient recompense for the rest of this garbage.
Except that they're Hollywood, I'd wonder how the producers and director sleep at night after this.