Why I want my money back

Rating: 4/10 (10 July 2006)

Alright, I went into this movie with such high hopes, and there are many reasons why, after the credits started, I sat there literally cheesed off.
***SPOILERS!!!!!!!***** ***TURN BACK NOW!!!*****
Alright, first off, WHAT IS UP WITH THE STUPID LOVE TRIANGLE!?!?!?!?!?!? The first movie, she loves Will. She is so happy to be with him. Doesn't show an inkling of care towards Captain Jack Sparrow. If anything, there is a mild disgust. Then, in the second one, when she is all angry that she Isn't GETTING MARRIED, keyword, MARRIED, to Will, she starts falling for this dumb character!? What the heck is that crud?! The only reason that is in the movie is that all the people going into the movie loved the character of Jack so much that the directors wanted to capitalize off of that and made Jack end up with the girl just so the masses would follow like SHEEP!!!! Its presumptuous crap!!!!!!!!
Then the action scenes, which were lacking a little bit. Which, I'm not really mad about that, but I thought that I'd comment.
The fact that Barbosa, the dead pirate captain from the first movie, is alive again.
The dumb monkey, "Jack" from the first movie, is still undead even though the curse is broken?!
This movie had so many plot holes that it seemed as if it was typed over the weekend on a large piece of swiss cheese!!!
For shame. for shame...