2 and a half hours I'll never have back

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2006)

Worst movie I've seen in 10 years. Where to begin? This is dark. It is violent. Johnny Depp is no longer acting the role of Capt. Jack, he's mugging it. The plot is confusing and often nothing more than a convoluted way to work in yet another fight scene.
If you're looking for the humor found in the first one, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
And could we decide what accent Davy Jones is supposed to have, and stick with it?
Right up there with Back to the Future II.
My recommendation: Avoid it in droves.