One move for the price of two.

Rating: 2/10 (7 August 2006)

The writers had a great story. Then, some guy from accounting says they need more revenue. Turn it into two movies by adding a lot of irrelevant scenes and special effects. This movie could be done in 30-45 minutes. Expect the same for the (hopefully) final sequel, but will at least have closure. I should have been more astute when they were already filming the finale.
This movie contains irrelevant scenes. Do we need to see an octopus attack three times? Was it necessary to show the natives? I was hoping for things to come back and tie in, but instead we get an arrogant grin from old Captain. I couldn't even understand the Jamaican woman's lines to appreciate what was going to happen, but when it did, I realized it wasn't important. I felt it went in circles.