As a real life pirate...

Rating: Null/10 (13 July 2006)

As a real life pirate, I find that this movie does not do enough to promote the cool crime of piracy. At no point did Jack Sparrow illegally download his movie on the internet. this I find to be very inaccurate. Avril Levigne is the voice of our generation, Orlando Bloom is not. Wasn't he that guy in the Lord of the Rings movie? Wasn't he also Tom Hanks' homosexual lover in You Got Mail? Or was that Ryan Meg? I don't know This movie wasn't too bad, I mean, I was bored throughout the whole thing, did not really find any part of the movie that good, was baffled by the editing choices in leaving a movie that runs well past what should be a normal running time, and found myself getting tired of Jack Sparrow's schtick. Oh Where;'s the rum gone? It's gone with my attention span. Ooh Burn! Johnny Depp was better in.