Piece of Tripe

Rating: 2/10 (6 December 2006)

I believe my friend gave the best review of this movie. One third Island of Doctor Moreau. 1/3 thousand leagues under the sea and 1/3 pirates. This has turned the barely fun character of Sparrow into a idiotic character that flops around the Caribbean. Not only is the Bloom character a laughing stock but the whole idea that he plays Yahtzee TM for his, not to mention others souls is ridiculous. The Knight character has become a hypocritical feminist by the yelling at the men of the film for fighting then grabbing for her cutlass the instant danger reared its ugly head. The ending itself is the worst for the Sparrow character cheats everyone in the film but for some unknown reason the crew decide to go for his soul. For the love of the almighty I hope the next movie is better written and not an excuse for special effects.