An un-needed sequel for such a "bad" film!!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2007)

Well, the first movie was really bad because it's not family friendly, and the next movie is - guess what - also bad and lame!!!!! I'm sure it's exciting, but c'mon!!!!! The "Bad Period" is enough for me as well as a bunch of other old school Disney fans, and like the last film, kids cannot watch this either!!!!! I'm shocked that there are PG-13 happy meals at Mickey D's; even late night talk show host David Letterman (who is such a huge fan of "Zorro") hates this too!!!!! Here's proof:
Top Ten Signs There's Something Terribly Wrong At McDonald's
10. Your order Filet-o-Fish and the cashier makes the sign of the cross
9. Lowest-priced item on the Dollar Menu is 80 bucks
8. Employees are warming buns in their pants
7. Iraq helped them prepare their 12,000-page nutritional information report
6. Everything is "McXpired"
5. One of your "French fries" is wearing a wedding ring
4. Hans Blix is snooping around the back with a Geiger counter
3. Seconds after you order the McNuggets, you hear frantic squawking from the kitchen
2. A new hamburger is introduced called "The McWidowmaker with Cheese"
1. Happy Meal toy: cigarettes
Other food jokes:
It seems like everybody's putting out MP3 devices these days. One caught Dave's eye the other day. It's the iHop. Dave holds up a miniature pancake with tiny earphones coming out. The iHop. It's just a little bit different from the iPod.
-Kraft Foods Dear Sirs: After much research, I've finally perfected a formula for aerosol cheese. Please reply if interested. Sincerely, A. Einstein
-Hershey Chocolate Company Dear sir: After sampling your new Milk Duds, I can honestly say, YOU are the genius, my friend. Sincerely, Albert.
Alan: "Tonight's top ten list is brought to you by the American Green Onions Council. Looking for the perfect way to add zing to your salads, salsas, and soups? Green onions!" (Alan takes a bite from his batch of scallions) "Mmmmmmm, tasty! Now back to you, Dave."
REJECTED FDA ITEMS
Dave has a buddy Larry who works for the Food and Drug Administration down in Washington DC. Every year, hundreds of food and drug items come across his desk that seek approval from the FDA. Some make the grade; most do not. Larry sends Dave some of the items that do not meet the FDA's approval.
1. If you've ever been an exhausted new parent wishing your baby would sleep more, you'll understand why the FDA put the kibosh on this one: It's Gerber's Red Bull.
2. Everyone agrees that recycling is a good idea, but the FDA had to draw the line at: Swanson's Frozen Leftovers."
3. It's a fact: America has a child obesity problem. There is good news, though, thanks to the government, kids won't be drinking: Heinz Gravy Juice Boxes
Dave takes a moment to revisit the topic that's been bothering him all day. When he read the article, he admits to being stunned. Everyone else thought . . . . "so?"
4. The FDA admitted there was no actual health or safety issue with this one --- they were simply creeped out by: Lamb-flavored Colgate.
5. The Agency's testers felt this product dangerously blurred the line between food and health and beauty aids: A-1 Steak Sauce and Conditioner
Dave throws out the Chunky-style Pepto-Bismol without ever reading the card.
6. You have to give the tobacco companies this much: They try hard. But the FDA gave an emphatic thumbs-down to: Skoal Macaroni and Chaw.
7. It seemed like a can't-fail idea: proved pain relief in a tasty new form. But the FDA quickly red-flagged this snack food: Honey-Roasted Tylenol.
8. Convenience foods are more popular than ever. But the FDA wisely decided that the trend had gone a step too far with this product: Pre-cooked spaghetti.
9. And finally, with so many bottled waters on the market, Poland Spring wanted a gimmick that would help them stand out from the crowd. But the FDA said, "Absolutely not" to: Poland Spring Water with Goldfish. Dave holds up a bottle of Poland Spring. An actual goldfish swims inside.
And that was our Rejected FDA Items.
REJECTED FDA ITEMS
1. Oscar Mayer Bologna playing cards  the top slice was a 7 of Diamonds
2. NyQuil Dessert Topping  Dave takes a scoop and enjoys
3. Paxil Ahoy! Cookies
4. "Iraq Denies That It's Butter" Spread
5. Kellogg's U-Make-Em Corn Flakes  Dave opens the box and out comes powder and two ears of corn.
6. Gillette Mach Zero  it's a razor without a blade head. This may have been my favorite. I was the only one.
7. Bayer's "Just Cotton"  a bottle of cotton
8. Gerber's Chewing Tobacco  the photo of the Gerber baby chewing on chaw was a hoot.
9. Saltine Cracker Shoe insert  makes no sense
10. Box of Crest  "Now with 75% Less"  Dave opens and we find a toothpaste tube roller ¾ of the way up.
11. a bottle of Absolute Vodka with cigarette butts.
And that, once again, was our Rejected FDA Items.