Dreadful for Man's Head!

Rating: 3/10 (5 September 2006)

Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkk! Yes, I am going to get it off my live man's chest! "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" is as atrocious as they come! To be "clicheish" - " I do not know what all the fuss is all about!" Sure it has brought in a buck or two, but I think they are more familial fiscal contributions than "word of mouth" excitement. The sequel to the pleasurable "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" was a total "shitwreck". The film follows our protagonists Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swain battling for their lives with a wicked Octopus disfigured man Davy Jones. Johnny Depp was quite a showstopper in the original Black Pearl, but his pirate show wears thin and is not much of an "eye-opener" in the sequel. Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley should of "walked the plank" early in the film to spare us of their abysmal performances. Director Gore Verbinski should of bared the name Bore Verbinski in the credits. "This Pirate's Movie is Not for Me" and is not much of an attraction! * Failure