Fantastic!!

Rating: 2/10 (7 July 2006)

When I say fantastic, I mean crap. This movie was ridiculous. It was so god awfully long for no other reason than to give it that "epic" feel that I seriously contemplated walking out in several places. The best part about it was the guy in front of me who ate it up. He was laughing at all the parts he was supposed to laugh at, he was tense and excited when peoples' fates were uncertain, and he was very satisfied at the ending and exclaimed how he couldn't wait to see the third one after his standing ovation. It's kind of charming to see people who allow themselves to be that into something. In fact his gasps of horror and joyous guffaws were the only reason I did stick around until the end. If you read this guy in the stupid trendy militant-esquire hat, thank you.