Awful on so many levels

Rating: 1/10 (25 July 2006)

This was just terrible. Let me list the levels on which this has to be the worst movie since Gigli.
1) Length - well over 45 minutes too long. My a$$ was still in pain the next morning.
2) Humor - there was none of it
3) Love interest - absolutely no chemistry between any of the characters
4) Continuity - how did the whole cannibal scene come to be? How did the two fools, on their own, drag the ship back into the water? For that matter, how did a ship like that come to be fully out of the water with no damage in the first place? (It must draft at least 12 feet - there was no way the tides on that beach rise and fall over 12 feet.)
5) Ending - two and a half hours, with no ending - not even a partial ending. It simply stopped running.
What a waste. It may have even been worse than Gigli.