Ocean's Twelve all over again

Rating: 2/10 (7 July 2006)

Title sums it up...this movie is lackluster, disjointed, and just plain lifeless. It has its moments, but they are far too few, and the stars are capable of so much more. I wasted my time on a midnight showing; third movie will only get my money from a DVD rental.
(Bright spots: special effects/costuming - especially Davy Jones...Johnny Depp manages to recreate most of Cap'n Sparrow's magic...it's always a pleasure to see Johnathan Pryce on the screen..and Naomie Harris was a fresh and interesting entry into the story.)
Several plot lines were not closed in this movie, making it clear that Disney was not content to rake us across the coals for this sequel alone. It is taken for granted that the audience will show up for the third installment, so this one doesn't even pretend to be any good.