Pirates of Caribbean = Star Wars trilogy on a pirate ship

Rating: 6/10 (18 July 2006)

Let's see: Black Pearl = millennium Falcon, Jack Sparrow = Han Solo, Will Turner = Luke Skywalker, Elizabeth = Leia, Bootstrap Bill = Darth Vader, Davy Jones = Emperor, Leviathan = Carbonite. Everything is the same. Slight story change does not make a new movie. It is a kick in the teeth. They think that the American population is too stupid to realize this. They are banking off of the same trilogy twice. We are paying. I just don't get it. This really upsets me. Be ready for the pirate remake of return of the jedi. It wouldn't surprise me if Elizabeth turned out to be Will's sister. I would put money on it. I hope I am not the only one who realized this.