This Movie Is Way Too Long and Full of Some Wrong/Lame Elements

Rating: 5/10 (11 September 2006)

The movie starts going nowhere and eventually gets to the ending after two and half hours! After about 1 and 1/2 hours, some fans who were screaming when the movie began were asleep already! But once again, no one can blame them for the following reasons:
1. The Kraken, a super giant sea monster, does not belong in this movie. It's supposed to be fighting Godzilla in Tokyo or Osaka.
2. There's no nudity in the movie because "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" is a family movie. We all know how nudity can "warp" the kids. Yet, there's much gore and all-around violence.
3. The jokes are incredibly boring, and actors and actresses try way TOO hard to be funny, which takes away the tension that's supposed to make this movie interesting and exciting.
"Where's that dog swimming to?" "He saw a catfish."
HA-HA~ Now that's what we call "observational humor." Boring!!!!