Midget

Rating: 7/10 (9 July 2006)

The only reason I'm giving this movie a 7 is because the midget was the coolest character in Cinema since Keven Consner in Water World. He makes you want to just grab life by the balls and make it yours. The only way to fully express this through cinematography is through a freaking midget. There were some OK parts in the movie but nothing that really catches my eye pardon the midget. When Jones played the organ I yelled at the screen "Im going to kill you" and then started a chant in the theatre that said "Death" over and over again. I thought it was tragic that Elizibeth betrays Jack in the end. I now want to rip her heart out in front of the midget and make him eat it. That organ scene basically ruined the movie for me and my fellow viewers. The midget luckily came back and saved the day better than superman. I would love to see the midget fight superman because you know he would win because he would a midget size piece of Kryptonite and would emerge victorious. Case in point The midget put his soul on the line for this movie.