utter crap

Rating: 8/10 (13 July 2006)

You will have to see it, if you're a fan of the first part (i am), in order to get POC III.
a lot of things happen. nobody knows why. then there's some more happening. irrelevant to the story. what story? nobody knows. johnny's underperforming. of course keira is cute, but very rare. mr. bloom is also present, but hardly noticeable. suddenly the predator is there. actually, a lot of'em. Davy Jones' crew. mhm. some more inconclusive scenes. swashbuckling all over the place. and don't forget the never-ever-noticeable-killjoy, who's completely underprofiled, like that guy bane in the matrix (who at least was motivated).
and then there's the chest. and the heart. and what?
U T T E R C R A P.