Didn't like it.

Rating: 5/10 (12 July 2006)

Everyone is saying what a great movie this was. Visually, yes. Very appealing. Also very exciting. But, that ignores the fact that the movie made no sense and had no plot. This was a blatant attempt at cashing in on a good movie. Example - Captain Barbosa DIED at the end of the last movie! What is he doing back? I'll tell you, lining the pockets of Disney executives! This movie was nothing but old jokes re-hashed to get children to drag their parents to the theaters a dozen times. Personally, for $8 a ticket I think they could have written a new movie. Or at least a coherent one, nothing made sense. Like why are people floating around in the middle of the ocean in a row boat anyway? And what can you do with Davy Jones's heart? (Apparently you then own the whole ocean!) Also, why would captain Jack trade 13 years as a pirate captain for 100 years on Davey Jones's ship followed by death? And why would you wait 13 years to try and kill him off? This was one of the dumbest movies I have watched all season. Also most of the fights were too long, to the point of being boring. Also the beginning doesn't make any sense, why would a bride sit in the rain (along with all that stuff, like we are supposed to believe that musician in the 1700's left sheet music in the rain) before Will was even arrested?