Sooo Lame! *Beware of Spoilers*

Rating: 6/10 (15 July 2006)

I just got back from seeing this movie. The only word I can think of to describe it is lame. The first movie was waaaaaaay better. This one follows the sequel curse I've heard so much about.
Davy Jones- very lame villain.
Overuse of funny moments from the first movie- lame.
Very sad attempt at stuffing comedy into every minute of this movie- extremely lame.
Jack Sparrow not acting like Jack Sparrow- positively criminal.
Not to mention that annoying guy that arrested Will and Elizabeth. I kept hoping someone would punch his lights out or something (though at least Liz held a gun to him).
The best part of the movie was the end, when Barbossa comes out in all his swagger, going "What be happening with my ship?" and taking a big ole' bite of apple. I wanted to quote a line of his from the first movie- "Gents, our hope is restored!" Seeing him is my only hope that the third movie won't be horrible.