Terrible

Rating: 1/10 (7 July 2006)

The plot seemed to be written by choosing random scenes out of a hat in an effort to produce a boring, illogical and incoherent story with lackluster and completely unrealistic action scenes. Johnny Depp's character was the funny, aloof drunk that he was in the first one, but his character did not seem to evolve at all. The same old, "seem like an honest man, tell lies, and really be honest at heart" type thing. Orlando Bloom has too big of a roll, he needs to stick to the type of thing he had in Lord of the Rings. Kiera Knightley is beautiful as ever and does a decent job (it's not her fault that the scene were she dressed like a man was total garbage). Overall I would give it a one, and I wonder if the third one will go straight to DVD.