absolutely dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (29 December 2006)

Terrible. No dialogue, no plot to speak of, too many calisthenics, too much effort to win prizes for costumes/makeup, most of which would please a seven year-old boy, and make the rest of us nauseated.
Bo-ring. All action and no talk. It was not funny at all, unless one gets one's jollies from seeing a person's head turn into a hermit crab. Again, juvenile in the extreme.
Very obvious location shots - I was in Grand Bahama when this was being shot (obviously a very small bit), while the rest of it seems to be shot in Jamaica or the Hawaiian islands (viz. volcanic black beaches.) Total waste of time and money.