PIRATES SUCKS hardcore.

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2006)

seriously people. these movies are worthless. i was forced in watching the first one and wanted to not only kill myself afterword but everyone else. this movie is for mindless dick weeds that wouldn't know good cinema if it dick slapped them in the mouth. i can't even wait for the 3rd one so it gives you idiots a chance to dress up and use horrible pirate language for another whole freaking summer. seriously get a life, and start supporting movies that actually deserve to be movies and weren't made up after a kids themepark ride. to bad that this actually has to be 10 lines because i don't even want to waste my time. I'm going to now go roundhouse kick dips like you that are still going to see that poor