AArrrrrgggggh

Rating: 10/10 (6 July 2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest was a fast, exciting thrill ride. Jack Sparrow's daring and antics were a thrill. He almost managed to pursue Frodo all the way to the mountaintop, but not quite. Luckily Han Solo's craft whisked him away just in time. Someone shaved the wookie, but I guess that was okay, since the movie was about men's chests anyway, and men shave their chests all the time. But this was a wookie. Even so. It was a good thing Indiana hung onto that bridge when it was cut in half, or it all would have been over. Elizabeth was as good as usual, and it was a good thing that she won over the rich man and his mansion. Oh, and don't forget Will sword fighting to win his Princess Buttercup back. So all was happy in the end, ever after.