awful

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2007)

I saw the movie last week  I was in shock afterwards.
What happened to the Pirates of the Caribbean the first  I was looking forward to the sequel of a sophisticated full of wit. I especially enjoyed the fact that everybody - but most of all Jonny Depp - was able not to take themselves too serious. Let's admit it, the genre Pirate Movie can only be endured nowadays when it is not taken seriously. It may be unfair to compare the second movie with the first - the commercial pressure on the second is certainly much higher than on a first one of a sequel..... But the first one had a story - as opposed to clichés, it had characters as opposed to wooden sticks in costumes, it had wit - as opposed to ...I don't even have a word for it.
Why shorten the role of Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow? He is supposed to be the antidote to the boring characters of hero and heroine!!!!!!!!! Neither Keira nor Orlando are good enough to rescue a movie disaster. Who believes that special effects are a substitute for a story? And those special effects were just silly I just realise that the longer I write about this movie the more time of my live I am wasting on this stuff