waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (29 April 2007)

I zipped over to Burbank to beat the L.A. heat and get three hours of free air conditioning watching this, but I couldn't bear this movie that long. It's a long incoherent jumble. With a plethora of sub-plots (all of them uninteresting) running into each other. At the point they cut back to Keira Knightley, whom the plot has abandoned for an hour or so, I could take no more and exited. I didn't care if I got to see Jack nibble on another toe-necklace, or if Davey Jones face-tentacles became calamari, the movie was lame, and there was no saving it. It was a crashing bore scripted and filmed incompetently.
There's no reason that this should have the highest opening box office receipts.