B- for effort...I guess

Rating: 7/10 (7 July 2006)

I was actually excited to see this movie, and once I did I felt a bit disappointed afterwards. It seems the filmmakers decided to make money and not good films, and it shows.
You will see just about every single old character come back for no apparent reason nor is an explanation given. The character development has changed awfully.
You think you know the characters, but they do stuff that is drastically out of part. It will bring back old enemies that should be dead and then decides that the supposed good guys will follow anyone.
The fight scenes and action were top notch, and I would of expected as much. The comedy is fairly good, but it would seem Johnny Depp's performance is a bit phoned in.
I can compare it's story to Halo 2's in the sense the main reason this one was made was so that they could make a third. Where Halo is plot hole free, expect a bumpy ride for POTCII.
Famous quote "O hey, let's throw in a love triangle for kicks" If you want a moving experience, then stay away from POTCII.
But if you're on a date and you like talking and discussing the movie, then POTCII is for you. It will keep your attention enough while you can still give your date some needed love.
Any girl review of this movie is tainted by the Johnny Depp effect. (Don't believe me? Check the votes)