Rotten? H*ll yeah!

Rating: 3/10 (5 August 2006)

The Pirates of the Caribbean history is about rotten corps, rum, treasures and of course - pirates. Maybe the first movie contained many of these facts but number two only gets to rotten and to much rum. The first one is a masterpiece if you compare it with this crap.
First out, on of many, big disappointments - Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom is more awkward then ever when he through out his lines exact from the ms, where are the feelings.. where are the acting Orlando? Maybe he should talk to Woody Harrelson about a name change. He starts to feel like Ben Affleck, and that isn't a good sign.
Keira Knigthley is OK, until she starts yelling and just turns herself to pathetic. I read that the movie was like a living h*ell to record, and that feeling is also in the movie. It feels just like an movie. "Do this, say that!" And nothing more. And, unfortunately, Keira belong to that crowd of actors.
Jack Sparrow where just one of a kind in the first part, but now he just feels goofy and nag. He tries to be funny bit through the whole movie, and that's 2,5 hour.. I didn't laugh once! Many of his moves was predictable and I'm not enjoying a movie when I can tell the story to myself before I see it one the screen for the first time. It feels like they use the Jack Sparrow character in the second movie, just because he succeed in the first one. Like, why changing a winning concept? Well, if you turn a a good concept and character to bad, it drag also the first part down with it in the fall. I'm not sure that I can watch the first one again, without get annoyed on Jack Sparrow.
I would prevail you not to watch this movie, even if you have seen the first one.. if it wasn't for number 3. But if that sucks too... this is just waste of time and money. But, if you aren't going to see number 3. Then you can stop with have seen number one. It contains a good story, good ending and some interesting characters. This one however, is just "a movie" with nothing to offer.
The only thing that makes my vote go up to 3 instead of 1... is the crew under Davy Jones command and himself. But without the daily technology, even that would have sucked.