Huh...?

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2007)

I don't get it... All of these rave reviews and I thought this was a long, boring STUPID movie! The writers clearly had no clue as to where they were going .. the movie is all over the place and just ridiculous over the top ..okay we ar going to Tortuga 2-3 times ..uh why?? and then to some remote island where Jack is some god , and then a food fight . dumb dumb dumb and i bought the DVD - what a waste of 20 bucks. Depp is brilliant as always, but the gay pirate saunter moves got old, Bloom is stiff and the chick is hot but god the story line bounces all over and is just DUMB. and the Indian Trading company? sheesh how much more crap and distractions can we throw into the movie..
I hated this movie and REALLY REALLY hated the ending - couldn't believe that it would end this way and the Jamaican voodoo chick was just nauseating don't believe the Hype... rent it before you buy it. The first movie was in my opinion way way better - it was fresh and had character. This was in my mind some hack attempt to follow up... not looking forward to the next one .. well maybe a little.. I sure as hell will rent it first now.