worst film in history

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2006)

Are you people kidding? This has got to be one of the most inane and horrible boring piece of garbage ever recored to film! Johny Depp plays an immature idiot leader of pirates who walks like a prissy school girl and acts like a spineless looser and yet viewers seem to find this reckless fairy pirate charming and inspiring? I feel sad for my fellow Americans and others who find this appealing. Do you really think that the acting of Depp was brilliant??? Its lame, lame, lame. And whats with this idiotic plot line involving some silly Davy Jones whose face is a mass of squirming tentacles and who spends his time muttering and slobbering out evil dark nonsensical comments amidst his band of leach infected zombies. Just when you cant take this hideous garbage and revoltingly poor use of visual graphics anymore your treated to Davy's ship once again diving beneath the sea to emerge as a ship swallowing octopus....oooooh how evil!. I've seen Saturday morning cartoons that were more engaging. Weak plot, long on J.Depp's attitude, short on humor, morals, entertainment and everything else. Ohh but its Johnny Depp, I almost forget, and after all he is our reckless hero, or is it zero? AWFUL, MAKES ME WANT TO JOIN THE TALIBAN AND BAN MOVIES.