Complete and utter Hollywood tra$h of the worst kind

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2006)

I don't know if I'm completely qualified to write this review as I walked out after about an hour, but this has to be one of the most recycled, uninspired sorry excuses for a real movie I've seen in a long time.
The actors, including Johnny Depp, seem to just be completing their contract obligations, and the director has absolutely NO, em, direction. Nothing makes sense, everything is overdone and the jokes are all parodically rubbish.
This is a classic example of fitting the plot around the characters and effects, rather than the other way around.