If you yawn during PIRATES, that's sad... I yawned!

Rating: 4/10 (7 July 2006)

This movie lacked...well...everything that made the first one great. The movie felt drawn out, but where. The plot was lame. The characters didn't develop any more. Where was the movie drawn out. Hell, even the action felt lame. It was confusing and had no memorable moments that I can think of. Even the three person duel was boring. The quips from the first movie are gone. I could rap off the one liners that made the first great, but here there are none that come to mind. Remember how Barbosa was a villain, but had a sense of humor... yeah, well don't expect that from Davy Jones. They tried to make him all evil which sucked. So, he's slimy and all his tools are slimy, but did they really need to make the whole movie have that green slimy tint. Another failed sequel. If this had been the first movie, they wouldn't have made a sequel. I'm crossing my fingers for the third. I wish I went down to Davy Jones's locker.