Worse than Matrix 2

Rating: 1/10 (31 July 2006)

I was warned that the movie would be awful so I already decreased my expectations, but this movie was worse than everything I might have expected. It often seemed like the only relation between the Pirates of the Caribbean and the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 were the names of the characters.
This movie was an insulting of the paying audience. Maybe Part 3 makes everything look less stupid but I doubt it very much.
Captain Jack just wasn't enough Captain Jack, William Turner was too naive for someone who has dealt with Jack before and Elizabeth Swan was... well, let's keep it the way I said above: the only thing that the characters seemed to have in common with the characters of the first movie often seemed to be the names which was very sad.
The extreme over-length didn't help, the good action and effects didn't help, either... stupid movie.