Inept

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2006)

This film is a disaster. The audience I saw it with barely laughed, and I felt a collective sense that they didn't want to admit how bad they had gotten burned by buying (literally) into the hype.
I got in free -- and I left after an hour; it wasn't worth free.
I've been to enough movies to know when one is not working -- and to ask me to sit for another hour-plus to view good special effects which only remind me how there is nothing else good on the screen, is asking too much of any moviegoer.
What is amazing is, with so much money spent -- simple competent editing is amiss; the movie is not only way too long, but it also feels strangely disjointed in many scenes; basic POV shots, reaction shots, timing are not there.
Like I stated, I didn't stick around to see the whole thing.
It was that bad.