What a swindle

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2006)

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In school my English teacher explained that a story has a beginning, a middle and an end. This film has a beginning and lots of stunts. They completely forgot the middle and the end.
I loved the first PoTC film, and Jonny Depp is entertaining again in this one, but I left the cinema fuming. They could have at least called it "Dead Mans Chest: Part 1". Don't go and see it or at least wait until part 2 comes out (the bit where the story actually goes somewhere and, we hope, there is some sort of an ending).
Alternatively, watch 24. Then you know that very little will happen, but in an exciting way and that there will be a huge cliffhanger at the end which forces you to watch the next part. Personally, I am so mad, I won't be watching the next part and I will seriously think twice about watching any other Disney film if they are going down this route to squeezing another chunk of cash out of me.
Argh! What a waste of 2 and a half hours.
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