Dumb! Don't see this!See anything else!

Rating: 1/10 (20 July 2006)

Worst Film of the year by far! OK I liked the first, it was new but with an old style with laughs and entertainment added in but the second "holy" it sucked. One reason is Johnny Depp i hate him worst actor in Hollywood people like Eric Bana deserve his fame. Even Depp said "I hate fame and i would do anything to not have it" OK why then become an actor? An other reason is they got rid of Black Pearls director and replaced him with Gore Verbinski who couldn't have done it worst. He just couldn't do anything right like the scene when Depp is chained to the deck of his ship and the big monster thing is going to eat him when Depp steps out with his sword and you see this big monster with the worst effects in a modern film appear i had too laugh it was so fake(in effects terms).
There was just too many things going on like Orlando has too save his wife or whatever. So he needs Jack's compass then Jack who is looking for a box with a heart. (And you don't even know what he is going to do with it anyway) So he tells Orlando to find it and then he gets caught and now reunites with his father and now thats all thrown in to it then his wife gets free. And is trying to find him then finds Jack and then the bad guy from the first appears and somehow they all meet each other on a beach where the box is. Way too many plots here this one movie could be an entire trilogy all together.
The bottom line is the the movie sucked some parts made me laugh but other then that "sucked". Just don't see it! See Superman Returns Much much better or rent one or something. Don't see it!