best thing was score by Zimmer

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2006)

My lady friend begged and begged me to see this as I wanted to see something else, so i gave in. BIG mistake. Noisy children's rubbish. Watched this in the cinema and didn't know if it was an adventure film or a comedy because of all the laughter around me. I didn't find the jokes funny and what i did laugh at wasn't even the comedy bits. Kiera knightly is not good looking as she is hyped up to be, Orlando cant act, Depp can do much better than this crap and the pirates are just so stupid!! I was so looking forward to a good sword fight, or seeing a pirate have his way with a drunken hag or SOMETHING entertaining. This film is at least 2hrs and i FELT IT! I would rather watch X-3 and thats saying something!!!