Not Bad For 12 Year Olds! (Not good, if you don't travel well!).

Rating: 7/10 (31 August 2006)

Hybrid cross between,WATERWORLD/NO ESCAPE/MAD MAX, with a touch of TREASURE ISLAND! Gone very very skew whiff!!! Well hold on me matey's ere' you'll need a tough intestine to stomach this riddle: If you like see food, be warned! This Film is not a bad tale of yode! "The buts and if only's". "Not a lot really". The acting in the first 20 minutes of the cut, was as wooden as the ships! The usual Thespian clique cast, did not really perform, bar one or two: The story was well OTT! The stunts were amazing and credibly workable:I can see where we are going with Ms knightley, best of luck to her! Credible performances from Bill Nighey and Orlando Bloom held this colourful tale together: Captain Depp seemed to take second place, in this cinematic screen extravaganza. Loved the accent (Cross between Michael Barrymore and Tommy Cooper with a sore throat!): The movie,must now hold the world record, for the largest cooked Calamari at sea! For the escapism and the lovely scenery, it was worth the two and a half hour holiday! Other than that if you have sensitive children like mine, I would not advise it! Sorry guys, but stick to the Sword Fighting. Sailing Ships full of ghouls, that go under the water, are for parties where other substances get consumed::::