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Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2006)

But for Johnny Depp and Bill Nighy, this 2.5 hour trailer for POTC3 would be better off consigned to 20,000 leagues beneath the sea.
With poor plotting, stagnant characters and distracting subplots, this movie is less Empire Strikes Back and more Raiders of the Lost Ark: Temple of Doom.
Worse still is the editing, which has characters lurching from one situation to the next without any explanation of how they arrived there except for a few cursory and clichéd setups.
The one bright spot is that we get to see less of Orlando Bloom this time round.
Oh, and there's no Kate Capshaw.