One of the worst movies of the 21st Century...

Rating: 2/10 (28 June 2007)

When I first viewed Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End in theatres, I cannot deny I thought it was a thrilling cinematic production; never in my life had I been so wrong. Make no mistake; the third installment of Pirates was one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. The second time I viewed this movie was on a computer that subsequently compromised the full scope of the CGI, which meant that the plot line was my entertainment, or lack thereof, rather then the magnificent blue screen effects. This was when I realized that this movie not only lacked a coherent and cohesive plot line, but also consisted of three hours of the corniest and the most inferior acting I had ever seen. Not only would Oprah make a better pirate then Orlando Bloom, but she would certainly be more convincing and entertaining. The only part of the entire film that was somewhat satisfying was when Davy Jones shanked Will Turner, which mercifully grants the audience a few seconds without Orlando, and his abysmal attempt at acting. If you enjoy bad acting, inconclusive plots and embarrassing speeches given by Elizabeth Swan, I bet you would still hate this film, because it is that terrbs.
The film had just began to reach its climax when Collipso turned into a screaming 20 foot Neanderthal just before she transformed into 80 million crabs which jumped into the ocean to show the pirates just "how cruel she can be." At this point I was expecting Collipso, this vaguely described superpower, to create a massive hurricane with epic lighting bolts striking down on Orlando, but instead she transforms into crabs which somehow creates a whirlpool, which then becomes nothing more then an inconvenience for the Black Pearl and Flying Dutchman. All the hype surrounding Collipso was basically like if the United States dropped the A-Bomb on Hiroshima without it exploding, but instead landing in a nearby rice paddy. Will Turner takes over the Flying Dutchman and regroups with the Black Pearl, and they proceed to engage Lord Beckett, who gives his epic "It's just good business," line before his ship explodes. By the way, the scene with Barbosa marrying Swan and Turner amidst the "epic" final battle was cinematic genocide.
I could continue to point out every lame scene, every corny line, and every flaw, but it would be much easier to copy and past the films' script. If you thought this film was entertaining, then I recommend IMDb's bottom 100 list. Any movie that has Orlando Bloom in a leading role (Besides Lord of The Rings, where Legolas was still the lamest of the fellowship) cannot possibly be considered a quality film.
Do not be fooled by the CGI effects and the popular cast, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, is nothing more then three hours of Hollywood butchering a potentially successful trilogy in order to steal those Hamilton's from your wallets and purses.
This movie receives a 0/10, but the hottness of Keira Knightley compels me to award 2 very sympathetic and merciful points out of 10.