Levels below the first 2 Pirates..

Rating: 4/10 (17 November 2007)

This was a big disappointment. What a boring story. I am not even sure, there was a real story, and if there was, it was too confusing and uninteresting to even care following it. The movies starts out really boring in the underworld trying to make it humorous with Jack Sparrow being confused in a desert with some stones turning into crabs, but it is never funny at all.. Then in several parts of the film, copies of Jack Sparrow turns up and the way Jack interacts with these clones is supposed to be funny, but it isn't.
It just felt like they wanted this trilogy to end but couldn't come up with a good story, so they just stuffed the boring almost 3 hours with sword fighting, a heap of confusing facts and a lot of weirdness with Jack Sparrow, that isn't funny but very prolonged and boring instead.
A forced choking love scene is added to the end, that didn't feel natural. So they wanted to make a legend out of this love story, but really, we wanted Jack Sparrow to get the lady and it felt forced. The Bloom character is just too fruity. We didn't even care about those two characters anymore. I am glad this is over. The first two Pirates.. is a couple of levels above this one.
I can't wait to see to see the next Johnny Depp movie, though :) How about him and De Niro in the same movie. That would make my day!
4/10.