Poor (almost all round) with great visual effects

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2007)

Poor (well no) story, wooden acting, inappropriate for age-group (well do you want your kids to see others hanging), with only one redeeming feature, super CGI!
Jonnhy Dep - obviously doing it in his sleep. Kiera - well it would be useful if she could act but she might learn. Orlando 'just call me wooden' - not a hope I'm afraid. Keef Richards - the best of them all.
It's over long, plot less (almost), a great money spinner but almost immediately forgettable. When can directors/producers stop treating their audiences as morons - I suppose I know the answer really - when they stop coming to this trash.
I took a couple of (older) kids under some pressure and deeply regretted it.