Worst movie of the summer!!

Rating: 2/10 (30 May 2007)

I guess for all you mindless movie goers out there, this is your favorite movie of the summer. But for the film lovers that actually know what there talking about, which i am one of them, this was one of the worst movies i have seen this summer. The story (script) was horrible. The gigantic Calypso, god awful. The whole movie was build up to the final showdown with EIT and the pirates, which did not happen, and the "Braveheart" speech by Knightly at the end was the worst piece of dialog in the whole movie. She should stick to movies where all she does is look good, and leave the other cast members to act. The best actor in this whole film was Rush, who gets overshadowed by Fat and Depp, which by the way (Fat) met and untimely demise, which was, what a shock, anti-climatic. The whole film was so anti-climatic, like when Jones gets "Killed". (Verbinski) " Uh just stab the heart and you fall off the ship and thats all you have to do, and everyone thats watching will forget that you were a main character, so we don't have to follow up any story on you." The whole movie was meant for money, and 2 hours in the movie i forgot what the motive of the EIT was. And isn't there anyone higher up in rank than the lord? Too much information not enough explanation, this movie was a huge disappointment. I feel bad for all the independent movies out there who deserve to make 200 million and the box office and don't. Johhny Depp needs to hang up the pirate hat, and concentrate on doing movies that actually involve a good story, and a maximum of 2 plot lines, not 10. So for everyone out there that agrees with me, you will forever be my friends, and to the sheep who look at a pirate and point with awe, shame on you. And for those who think I'm totally off my rocker, just remember the opening music video where all the pirates dance and sing in unison. Terrible, just Terrible.