Kbomb's Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Rating: 5/10 (13 July 2007)

Ahh, I love the smell of classic triolgies in the morning, as everyone knows, this is the third and maybe the last Pirates, I said maybe because in the end they kinda made it seem they'd have another, but back to the movie, this movie contains great fights and rather good humor, but what about the storyline? well that's a different story, the story contains rather strange parts that when you see make you think, even for pirates, this is way to unlikely. What am I talking about? Well before I say I have to give a = SPOILER ALERT =. OK, well there's a part where Jack is in Davey Jones Locker. During this time Jack is with the pearl but stuck a big sandy desert. How does Jack get out of this "sandy situation" a bunch of crabs who disguise themself as rocks and pull the ship to shore. Another really dumb part is when Barbossa, who was resurrected by Tia Dalma, is trying to free Tia Dalma from her human form because she's a god. When they do the ritual, she becomes all giant and then burst into those rock crabs, dumb. But other then that I really had no problems besides the rather sad and little disappointing ending.
4 out of 5, buy, yes?