Don't trust Positive Reviews!! This Trilogy has Run Aground!!!

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2007)

I am now convinced that studios, such as Disney, are hiring people to write fake, positive reviews here at IMDb. Where does one sign up for such a job? This movie was not worth waiting a year for. Period. Is it so hard to write an adventure film? The first film was great, but here has the unfortunate duty of making this one appear for what it is: A contrived and confusing mash of plots with one overall disappointing outcome.
And where in the World's End was the money spent in this picture? There's such an absence of action scenes that I seriously contemplated leaving an hour into the movie. If you go see it, go see it in a Digital DLP-equipped theater and at a Matinée. Those are the two best combinations for enjoying this fried sea urchin the producers have laid on our table.
Shame on you, Jerry! Your name on a picture used to mean something. On the next cruise you take, stand at the bow and exclaim, "I am the Pirate King of the World!" It's a title you certainly have earned with this sodding mess.