The Worst of the Three (spoiler)

Rating: 6/10 (30 May 2007)

My problem did not lie with supposedly confusing plot lines, I didn't think the 2nd or the third was hard to follow, but the way the handled certain things. The first was clearly the best in the series, but I did enjoy the 2nd film because I found the whole Davy Jones thing to be very interesting and cool. The "Kraken" was awesome in the second one and they just killed it off for the third, why.
The problem with the third was mainly how they dealt with what they portrayed in the previews to be very evil and scary, "Worlds End", but was just a really nice beach with helpful rock crabs. To me the place should have been scary and evil because it was supposed to be a punishment to Jack Sparrow, but instead it was like an acid trip. Jack Sparrow had weird ass hallucinations and then all of sudden rocks turned into crabs and they helped him, what the hell. What I would have done with Sparrow would be have it start out him just chilling in the "Karine's" stomach and then a dead guy slides by him with a bottle of rum. He takes the rum from the dead guy and says something like "oh thanks chum." What would be cool would be if Davy Jones' locker was in the stomach of the "Karine" and thats where they rescue him from. To me when someone is punished in the afterlife they are supposed to go to some kind of hell it wouldn't be a nice sandy beach, that doesn't make any sense.
Another part I would have done differently was Calypso. What should have happened was she should have turned into some kind of giant crazy crab or sea monster when she was released and messed up the other useless pirate vessels up because didn't it say that she wanted revenge in the movie. That could've been really cool as apposed to her just causing bad weather like in the movie, that was pretty lame. And it was really retarded when she was giant and started having exorcist convulsions. Sometimes I do not understand what filmmakers are thinking. I can't believe that someone thought that was cool.
The movie was OK, but they did a lot of bizarre things, which could have been done differently making it a much cooler movie. I have to say my favorite part of the movie was Geoffrey Rush being one of the main stars again because he was really good in this film.