Keep Your Expectations Low

Rating: 9/10 (27 May 2007)

The point is is that if your expectations are too high, you aren't going to like this movie. It's just that simple. But if you're just a big fan and looking for a good movie with humor, action, romance, and Jack Sparrow you'll love it. Then your enjoyment is a surprise. But if you're just sitting there going: "OKAY. WHY ISN'T THIS THE BEST MOVIE EVER CREATED WITH THE MOST REALISTIC SPECIAL EFFECTS IN THE WORLD AND ABSOLUTELY NO CLIFFHANGERS AND 100% UTTER Disney QUALITY!?!?!?" then you're going to get very, very depressed and you need to go see a different movie. Because this movie is definitely not for you. But hey, look on the bright side, Shrek The Third is showing right next door. And Spider-Man 3 is three doors down.