I would rather watch a turd in a hat!

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2007)

The title sums it up - you people who endured this torrid mess of a trilogy lived sheltered lives or have seen very few films outside of the blockbuster section - inclusive of star wars and lord of the rings. Predictable dialogue, stupid editing, extremely under acted or over acted by the likes of kiera knightley and Orlando (how the f@@k does he get work) Bloom. Simply put I could watch a turd in a hat and get more enjoyment for nearly three irritating hours of absolute ...................., just take away the hat and you get what I mean! It was a rushed marketing job of a franchise that tried to rely on Depp, and it couldn't, as much as I think Johnny Depp is a legend, not even he can save this sinking ship!!! And don't get me started on the tipping over of the ship - OMG how blooming ridiculous!!!! Please create a film with wit, intelligence, action and not utter stupidity!!!! What ever next, POTC 4: Revenge of the rock crabs - oh yes I didn't forget about you stupid little things - f'in rock crabs - please - a waste of CGI - I cant waste anymore time of this film - be gone to David Johnson's locker or whatever its called!!!