Wait for TV release

Rating: 3/10 (27 May 2007)

So, three out of ten, only because I'm feeling generous today because this film is quite literally, awful.
If you'd like to know what happens, just imagine what it would be like if they tried to make a movie with a new story, using only deleted scenes and outtakes from the first two.
I will prevent myself from ranting on about problems with the plot, character development (or the directors apparent inability to do so), by quoting a review which neatly sums up this movie.
"This is a glazed, inhuman, cluttered piece of work, a storytelling mishmash that buries the considerable charms of its actors under heavy drifts of silt. It will make heaps of doubloons, but at this point, the "Pirates" franchise is essentially collecting a tax from moviegoers: See it and like it, matey, or you'll be out of step with the whole universe! And who wants that?"