pirates of the Caribbean: please, oh please end!

Rating: 4/10 (28 June 2007)

the first pirates of the Caribbean (POC) was such a fabulous movie... perfect story telling, perfect acting, perfect visual effects. just great! then we have the second one, it certainly started to slide here... and then the third one - what was with that? not only did it not finish the awesome scene from the movie before when it was actually starting to get interesting, it just assumed you knew what was going on! this movie, is one of those movies that has been made to make money, for no other reason. which is why it is so crap. they rushed to get it made, they rushed the script, and then they told a half decent story, terribly. this isn't like a movie with an average storyline, but fun acting (eg. scary movie - i know the stories are ridiculous, but they're fun) this movie was actually boring. i think it's the type of movie you just wait with anticipation to get good, and it just doesn't.
let me defend what i've said. the story is all over the place, focusing on him, then her, then someone else... it's not told interesting... it's very boring. this movie doesn't have enough humor to keep it going, so falls on a very boring storyline. although captain sparrow is very quirky it still isn't enough to save this story.
then for some reason, they decide to make the story better by adding visual effects, which just confuses the story more... you know, having more than one jack sparrows on the screen, confused me (as in, how does it add to the story or humor... it didn't) then the stupid crabs... why? who knows? then his crew go to save him, as they always do, even though in the previous pirates they don't really care about him... then that stupid lady you can't understand starts talking... and then the pirate ship has people growing in it... all for nothing - just because...
so i really could go on, and on... but that'd be just as boring as this movie, and no doubt, when i try to explain what's going on i'll make you seasick, oh, just like this movie.