The only thing missing was NEO to make a cameo

Rating: 5/10 (29 May 2007)

In the tradition of the Matrix trilogy, Pirates 3 was a huge opportunity wasted so shamelessly.
-Elizabeth Swann's speech aboard the Black Pearl was soooo lame and was far from believable/convincing.
-What the hell was the point of assembling all of the world's pirates if they were not going to do a damn thing??!! NOT A DAAAAAMN THIIIING!! -Although Barbarossa marrying Will and Elizabeth was kinda cool, Will and Elizabeth fencing on the deck while saying their vows was soooo lame.
-Not enough Kieth Richards.
-The movie spent so much time on trying to set up for a 4th movie... so don't call it a trilogy yet! -Too long.
-Sao Feng's death was sooo lame.