They had too much money on their hands...

Rating: 3/10 (28 July 2009)

The biggest problem with this movie is that there's just too much of everything. Too many characters, too many subplots, too many twists in the main plot, too many Jack Sparrows, too many old jokes, it's overly long etc etc. You'd think that after watching a 3 hour film you'd be able to recall the names of all the main characters, but no. They have like 50 people in speaking roles and hundreds of others just standing there doing nothing useful. You'd have to watch this film at least five times before understanding what the heck is going on.
There was something good too. Johnny Depp was awesome as usual (altough his character was more of a sidekick in this film which is just dumb because he pretty much made the first two films). The special effects were kinda neat too. Keira Knightley was ridiculously hot (I might have missed something because I just kept staring her face every time she was on the screen)