2 1/2 Hours Of My Life I'll Never Get Back!!!

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2007)

I noticed a comment in the trivia section for the movie "Filming was started without a finished script." I think that about says it all for me. If you put 1000 monkeys in front of 1000 typewriters for 100 years, the script for this movie would be what you would get from their efforts. What a crappy, noisy, confusing bunch of overdone special effects. I only went to see it because my husband wanted to. And for the record, I LOVED the first movie! Why do they always have to make sequels? Hmmm...oh I forgot, to make more MONEY!!! Not only is the plot confusing, but the whole movie is visually repulsive. Everything and everyone is slimy, sweaty, dirty, and have rotten teeth (except of course for the lovely two leads, who have to be pretty and dirty at the same time.) I was exhausted and drained at the end of the movie. A quote from Shakespeare comes to mind "Sound and fury, signifying nothing" Please, don't make a fourth movie Hollywood, I can't take any more.