Avast ye mateys, ya hijacked a good series

Rating: 2/10 (20 October 2007)

Oh this was a god-awful end to a good series. What made the first two so good was a put-together story, and this movie was all FX and convoluted plots. Bloodrayne went bad fast, this monster of a rotten tomato killed you slowly. Jack himself got lost in the whole mis-thought-out plot, and the foolish twist with Elizabeth and Will just left it rotten to the core. When Calypso emerged from Tia's form, I don't know about you, but I didn't see what that was all about, and then she leaves them, so how DID she really get her revenge on Jones? Oh-it must've been the treat she left behind--a real deal at Red Lobster I'm sure. Put this stinker in the can, it's been left out too long.