Third film doesn't have the charm of first two.

Rating: 3/10 (2 July 2007)

Pirates 3 has got to be one of the most boring sequels ever produced. If you thought Matrix Revolutions was bad... well then you clearly haven't watched Pirates 3.
The biggest flaw in this film is the time it takes our crew of pirate misfits to find Captain Jack Sparrow. Almost an hour goes by in the movie before we even see our beloved hero. What made me a huge fan of Pirates 1 was not only Johnny Depp, but Geoffrey Rush as Capt. Barbossa, here in Pirates 3 Geoffrey Rush is under used and when he is used he comes off as bland and boring, not the Barbossa from Pirates 1 which made us all fall in love with our swashbuckling hero's.
My other gripe with Pirates 3 was how blatantly Keira Knightley's sex appeal is used. I don't deny she is a very attractive woman, but do we have to highlight how hot she is in every single frame... honestly it becomes a distraction.
The only shining star of this entire turd is Bill Nighy as Davy Jones. Bill's acting really takes an otherwise dull character and makes him not only menacing, but stellar on every level imaginable, tis a shame he is under used in this film, and it is a DAMN shame people like Orlando Bloom get highlighted when they clearly have zero talent.
This is a waste of anyones time. With a run time of close to 3 hours with trailers you are honestly better off watching re-runs of American Idol... they both has the same mind numbing effect, one just gets the job done quicker and with less eye rolling moments.