Ouch, Painful, Bad

Rating: 3/10 (13 August 2008)

The first pirates was a 8. The next one was a 5 and this one is a 3. The joy with the first one was the wittiness and fun factor. Though with these later installments have tried, (and failed) to be serious movies. The backstabbing was endless. You soon lost whose side everybody was on and stopping caring. Though I think the main backstabbing was the backstabbing of the viewers. Look they added a intriguing new twist. Remember that Caribbean lady well see not just a Caribbean lady see she's a sea goddess. That good be interesting. But you see the "screenwriters" must have gotten bored with her because she grow 30x and explodes into crabs. Dumb "twist" like that happen through out the film. Please avoid to not tarnish your memories of the first and real Pirates of the Caribbean!