Nice Try, Guybrush...

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2007)

The first was really great the second was okay, but this was really bad..
I never saw a movie with such a dissonant story. Did they shoot the movie from scene to scene? Did the have a script? Did they know what the have said before? Have students written this film.? Where was the content and the consistency? Why the needed Callipso (isn't it an ice cream)? Why Jacks father? It isn't possible to combine all old school adventures, pirate jokes, fantasy novels ... in one title.
Okay, now I really know that all pirates are gay. Johnny wasn't funny any more, because all act in this way. Sometimes I thought the clown from ES makes better jokes.
Skeleton Knightly got a child from a guy without feeling in the realm of death. Where did she get the clothes? She was alone for 10 years.
Of course the special effects and the stage settings where fine, they had money.
I really hope there won't be a continuance.
Next time ask George Lucas and you will get something with quality. Or ask Bully Herbig, so it really will be funny.