Pirate chaos!

Rating: 3/10 (17 October 2011)

Capin' Jack Sparrow is back! in another mind numbing adventure. A secret meeting of the pirate lords is called to stop the evil British Empire from killing pirates (pirates that probably deserve death penalties?).
At any rate, we start chasing magical trinkets and fighting everybody that happens to walk by. Who are we fighting and what for? I don't really know. I also do not care. The movie is less than engaging and before long you will want to walk the plank.
I give it 3 stars for: the really great octopus face graphics, a couple zingers from Sparrow that made me laugh, and some cool fight scenes. I will cherish these memories. The rest, however, is rubbish and my life would be better if I had never seen it.
The Jamaican voodoo chick reminded me of Jar Jar Binks, so I'll leave you with that thought. Avoid this movie as yee be avoidin' Davey Jones locker! Arrrrrgghh.