Funny bits- too many pieces!

Rating: 5/10 (25 May 2007)

It's a long film. This would ordinarily be GREAT, but it isn't. There is not enough of Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), and some parts that he is in are too weird, although he acts wonderfully throughout. Jack action starts to kick in, but then the movie ends.
Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) is hilarious, and a true pirate. Loved him in this! Liz (Kiera Knightely) and Will (Orlando Bloom) both need to take a chill pill. They are corny and boring. I was embarrassed when Liz spoke to her pirate crew before the epic battle at the end.
Ultimately, this movie is a dog's breakfast. There are too many plots. There are lines and scenes that will make you laugh out loud (really funny bits), but too much trimming is needed (too many pieces to put together). People walked out of the theatre and I'm not surprised with the mass confusion that reigned throughout!