All of Hollywood's wrongs and even some new

Rating: 4/10 (26 May 2007)

The worst feeling I had while watching this was that I predicted a joke, they did the joke, and the entire audience was nearly pissing themselves laughing. For the rest well, something explodes, there's stuff coming out of it that explodes, and then it falls apart in things that explode. And I thought Hollywood was out of ideas, while they're even out of the basic elements of ideas. The scene is which we see thirty Jack Sparrows talking to each other is well-made but dull as vanilla anyway. I'll skip through more than two hours of characters trying to build some kind of story (something with a treasure chest and other things made up by giving someone a blindfold and a dictionary) and just go to the final fight, which is pretty good actually. I had no idea who was who, but at least it looked cool. Couldn't hold a candle to the first one.