This sucks

Rating: 1/10 (4 July 2007)

It's a damn good thing I got free tickets to see this movie because, well, it sucks.
There's no point, really. The only good things are the monkey, Barbosa, and Jack. It tends to get better at the end when the Flying Dutchman and the Black Pearl bomb the Endeavor and the finale where Jack cuts out the map for the fountain of youth.
But what the hell is the deal with Calypso? They keep building it up for half the movie, and then it just turns into hundreds of crabs. WTF? Like I said, it has it moments, but I'm glad I got in for free. Plus, I went to see it with my dad and he got so bored, he fell asleep!