Worse Than Bicentennial Man. Yoooo-Noooo!

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2007)

First of all why does this movie have a rating of 8.6 when it is clearly an awful movie. Most perplexing to me is why people are liking the film, when I looked back at the viewers' faces during a lighted scene the audience was engulfed. Did the directors think they were making an earth shattering shot sequence when they showed the East India TC Captain moving in slow motion while the ship was exploding? Not to mention the marriage of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, performed by Geoff, which reduced function in my body. The most important inconsistency being where Lord Cutler Beckett does not give a command while the pirates attack; the crew does not order fire respecting the Lord's command, but then they decide to abandon ship? Rubbish. Robin Williams~"One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary man."