Horrible, Horrible, Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2007)

Yes, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom were gorgeous, and yes Keith Richards made a good addition as Jack's dad (blink and you miss it), but this was too freakin' long and boring (I actually fell asleep). Chow Yung Fat's part was too small and there were way too many twists and turns. What happened to the straight forward fun? If you have friends ask them to tell you the movie, you won't have missed anything and you won't feel dopey for having spent $10 to see this junk. Too much extra crap and not enough Captain Jack. If you do go see it, take a pillow, and try not too snore. Also, go to a matinée and save yourself some money. All in all this movie sucked hard and with teeth.