Terrible and Surprisingly Boring

Rating: 3/10 (7 December 2007)

This movie basically has nothing happening for almost 2 hours. Boring. Snooze fest. The final battle is nothing spectacular. I am stunned that people love this movie. It's terrible. I loved Pirates 1. Pirates 2 was disappointing as it lost the joyous, fun feeling of the original but still had some exciting action scenes mixed in with a dumb plot. Pirates 3 only has the dumb plot with no action. At 169 minutes long this a chance to take a nice long nap. Pirates 1 ran long but was forgivable. Pirates 2 was way too long and Pirates 3 is just an exercise in the loss of self control and editing blunders. I know you won't listen to me but don't say you weren't warned. See it at your own risk.