Worst of the Bunch!

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2007)

Words cannot describe the non-sensical nature of this movie. With more than enough battle scenes, double crosses, David Lynch-isms, and UN-funny jokes, I was deeply disappointed 20 minutes into this movie. My disappointment continued to grow until finally...by the third hour, I just didn't care what happened to Elizabeth, Jack, Will, Bootstrap, Norrington, Davy, Barbosa, Tia, Gibbs, Swann and a host of other people who added nothing to the movie--but wasted time. Opinions differ, but this, unlike fellow "the thirds" Spiderman and Shrek, carried no moments of laughter and more than enough "I don't cares." I could go on, but I'll leave my true sentiment to be discerned with a question I asked myself after seeing I had another hour to sit through..."Could this be worse than 'Pearl Harbor?'"