Almost truly: The End of the World Movie

Rating: 5/10 (17 July 2007)

This FlimFlam movie - movie with nonsense story, overcrowded with weak and exchangeable characters - is a perfect illustration of filmmakers's junk. Almost whole film takes place at the sea, the spectator is frequently confused by changing crews on the ships, bud nothing REALLY happens there. The plot is so incredibly weak that the characters are basically solving the question "Who is the Captain here, or Who is the Captain there..." and that's all. After 45 minutes of solving the same things again and again, the film becomes absolutely boring and the bore lasts till the end.
The screenplay is full of flat and banal characters. Everyone is "the commander" there, it does not matter who says "set sail". You can replace them one by each other. Even Jack is sometimes "lost" between other characters. Presence of such enormous number of redundant characters in the story is ridiculous.
In comparison with previous parts, Pirates III is a big disappointment. 168 minutes being totally bored...that is what I really call The End of the World.