Seriously, does it even matter if it's good or not?

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2007)

What, as if every female in the country ISN'T going to see it at least twice, just because "he's" in it? And are they REALLY going to not like it? Nope. Just like how hardcore Star Wars fans forced themselves the like the prequel trilogy on principle alone, same applies here. Of course it's boring, long-winded, ridiculous and convoluted! The first one wasn't a "good" film by any stretch of the imagination, but it was entertainment and well heck, there really aren't any other pirate films to compare it to. After making a bazillion dollars, they decided a trilogy was somehow needed and they have the actor who could sell used condoms in it, so why not? Again, it doesn't matter in the the slightest, this is a cash cow that Disney is going to milk drier than the southwestern United States! DUH! YO HO, YO HO, A HARDCORE SUCKER IS YOU!