Incoherent mess of a film

Rating: 2/10 (29 May 2007)

The trivia section states that they started filming this before a script was completed, and boy does it show! It appears in order to come up with a script they got 5 twelve year old boys with hyperactivity ADD who wrote scripts independently of each other and had them randomly spliced together for the final script.
The result was gobsmackingly incoherent. Random and contrived plots popping in and then fizzling out, which isn't helped by the terrible acting. Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightly were so wooden I got splinters. Keira's method of acting seems to be reading from an autocue and then pouting.
However there are some great special effects; but who is impressed by special effects anymore?
A good liar will keep talking but say nothing, and this is exactly what this film does. Lots of fluff but no narrative.