LSD Pirates of the Caribbean.

Rating: 3/10 (18 June 2007)

Okay, I know this movie is a HUGE international success, but that don't mean anything. I mean really the majority isn't always right, just check your history for that.
So let's analyze this shallowly "In Depp" flick. Other then the Hollywood contrived turd teeth, there isn't one remotely probable authentic "Pirate trait" anywhere with in a Ka Zillion million one hundred thousand ba billion lite nautical years of this preposterous, pretentious, and decaying gas bloated flick.
Money can buy many things but it cannot buy intrinsic value. But alas my little pretty popcorn munchers, there's so much to be distracted by. There's this, there's that. And there is some off fluff and air puffed frosting. Not to mention it all cost so much to produce. So that alone is worth the fashionable wasting of your time-and easily earned cash-to see, so you can brag, and verbally preen in front of your friends gushing "Oh I saw Pirates and it was three hours long and I had too go to the bathroom much, and often."