Best zombie movie ever.

Rating: 2/10 (24 May 2007)

You heard me. Yeah, lets just kill off all the main characters and bring them back to life. Because of what? A silly Jamaican broad that turns into Godzilla? Please. Okay so she was the goddess Calypso. So that means she can see into the future (she obviously knew Barbossa would come in handy, thus resurrecting him), resurrect people (ZzZ yeah), transform (AH MAH GAD, GAHDZILLAAAAAA), little of which were explained. Who is she, Superman? Jack was eaten by the Kraken.
Of course he didn't die, he's *beep* Jack Sparrow, aka Superman! Besides the great zombie factor: this film was long and ZzZ. Boring. It had little action where it was needed and too much where it wasn't. All over the place. Strange, unhealthy diet of action.
My suggestion? Save your money, go rent Dawn of the Dead (the original) and Superman (new one, the crappy one) and you'll get a slightly more pleasing aftertaste if you mix them.