The absolute worst movie of all time

Rating: Null/10 (26 July 2011)

I've seen bad movies and I have left the theater before they ended. But this is the only movie that I have managed to watch a whole ten minutes before having to fight an urge to vomit and then leave the premises. No production should be granted such a ridiculously huge budget on such a loony script. Those who wrote this must have been so high on toxic substances that I seriously doubt that they managed to survive the experience.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN PIRATE KINGS AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. I loved the first episode of the "Pirates". It was well thought out, well played and well directed. Then the slightly fantastic twist provided by the curse was blown out of any sensible proportions with absurd resurrections, absurd submarine sail ships, absurd barnacle and octopus-clad wet-hell convicts, absurd rebounds with the characters (Now the girl is a big shot pirate too). And the story goes to unravel until there is no sense left. It looks like a virtual adventure gone seriously wrong, but badly written. You could enjoy reading something like "Otherland" by Tad Williams, where a bunch of gamers get trapped into a virtual universe. You could understand that much of the unreal stuff is rooted in the mind of those who build their pocket universes, but there is no jump of faith that'll make me accept the turn of events shown in the Pirates' saga. With the budget given to this insult to the movie industry, literally dozens of stories available on the shelves of the book shops could have been brought to the screen. It's just bad, bad, bad screenplay made swallow-able by famous actors and computer graphics. I absolutely hated it and will only give one star to it because there is no option for zero in the voting drop down menu.