SHIVER ME TIMBERS! (tThis movie stank of parrot droppings)

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2007)

SSSSSSQQQQQUUUUUUAAAAAKKKKKKK PIECES OF EIGHT? Try Pieces of junk. They should refund the Bootie paid at the ticket window to see PIECES OF JUNK! First Movie, PIECES OF EIGHT! Secone Movie, PIECES OF EIGHT.. THird Movie ,, PIECES OF JUNK! I'd rather WALK THE PLANK than see this (At least at a movie house again) I don't care if ti is an old schol neighborhood community theater. GEE I HOPE THERE Ain't A FOURTH ONE! GIMME A FIFTH OF RUN IF THERE IS! And Im a tea totaller. I'll wait till DVD to sit all the way through this, UNBELIEVEABELY BAD Movie.. SSSQUUUUUAAKKKK! NEVERMORE - Wiat, That's Edgar ALlen Poe, and a Raven, not a Parrot. Sorry I only give honest reviews. and THAT IS AS HONEST A REVIEW AS I CAN GIVE! GOOSE EGG! (Another Birdie)