Cried until I laughed...

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2007)

Before I get going let me just say that I would not have voted this movie a 1 if it weren't for the horrifically high rating it currently has. Surely it deserves at least a 2.
To say this movie has plot holes would be to imply that originally someone intended it to have cohesion. It feels like this movie was made using every idea anyone ever considered a possibility for a story. In the midst of trying to wrap your head around a barrage of plot lines that you will never understand, more are constantly added to the mix.
This movie falls victim to the infamous recipe for a sucky sequel. Take a movie that was never intended to have a sequel. Then take all the jokes from the first movie and repeat them, changing the person who is saying them if necessary. Spend all the time effort and money you spent developing and original and interesting screenplay and use it all on special effects. Done and done. I am so glad I got into this for free, I hate donating my money to reinforce this kind of movie making.
In closing: This movie makes following the plot of "Memento" seem like following that of a Muppet's movie. I'm sure it will do billions and we will all be subjected to my whining about Pirates 7: The search for the lost art of screen writing.
Enjoy. I'm sure you will all be seeing it, I did. :)