Ridiculous

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2010)

Rhys Ifans should be embarrassed, I certainly was. Movie was b*ll*cks, as in really, really bad.
Do yourself a favor, and skip this one. With its overly dramatic acting for no apparent reason, and unbelievable story plot you will be laughing, but not in a good way, in a way that you are saying to yourself, when will it be over, and why did my friend who is a girl rent this movie in the first place, and to quote Montey Python to help my brain recover from the drivel, "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day." AVOID this movie.