Painful Express

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2017)

Unfunny writing.
Incompetent directing.
Obnoxiously bad acting.
You might say Painful Express is a triple-threat of non-entertainment.
How much brain damage have people suffered that this movie could have a 7.0 rating?
Everyone involved in this movie should have been permanently banned from Hollywood.
I have seen horribly unfunny sitcoms involving talking cars, talking horses, meddlesome landlords, brewery workers, leather-clad doofuses, aliens, midgets, adoptive fathers, handymen, coffee-drinking hipsters, FedEx delivery men, and James Belushi that were a thousand times funnier than this movie even when compared to their worst episodes.