I wanted to leave...Dawg

Rating: 3/10 (6 August 2008)

I'm not kidding. I was squirming in my seat. But, I take full responsibility. I'm the creator of my own reality. I got excited about the previews. I thought it would be funny. I bought the ticket. I thought Seth Rogen was hilarious in 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up. I love all those movies, especially the Will Ferrell/Vince Vaughn flicks, in which I so often find Gary Cole. James Franco was cool in Spider-Man. This movie HAD to be funny! And I really needed funny today. My bad, Dawg. All I know is I have far fewer brain cells than I did when I went in. I spent most of the movie thinking of all the other stuff I could be doing with $7.50. I have to confess, I never found much humor in half-baked, weed-smoking screw ups. I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe that there would be some brilliance to the story, or the humor? Some spin that might leave the moviegoer uplifted and feeling great? The best part of this movie was the previews for the new Shia LaBeouf movie.