Endless, pointless mystification

Rating: 2/10 (28 July 2005)

"Hi, uncle, can you, mm, borrow me some money perhaps? I would like to make a movie."
"Oh, nice, Darren, what kind of movie would that be?"
"Well, still don't know, but it has to be full of mystery. Something with numbers, yes, numerology, and, how was that word... cabala, yeah! I will also have some conspiracy theory, money related, something that has to do with stock market... I will also have a mad mathematician and his huge mysterious computer. Some fanatic rabies are also a must. I will make everything in black and white, like these arty movies. I have also heard that wide-angle lenses make great impression on viewer!"
"Oh what a great movie would that be! How much do you think it would cost?"
etc etc.
I hate Hollywood movies, but this movie is a disgrace for independent production. The most overrated movie I have watched!