I hope Rolf Harris got the royalties

Rating: Null/10 (31 December 2002)

I've been waiting for years for someone to make a movie based on the Rolf Harris song 'Two Little Boys'. Actually, I haven't at all - but this is what this rubbish is. Of course it's spectacular, with an inflated budget frittered on this historical event, you know it's not going to be anything else... and unfortunately, it isn't any thing else.
Admittedly the biggest box-office receipts for Hollywood product come from home ground, but please - scenes in which American actors (and in this case one of the cheesiest) weep over the Stars and Stripes are impossible to swallow for the rest of the world.