Pearl Harbor Sucks

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2007)

I miss you like Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss like that movie missed the point and that is a awful lot babe. And now, now I'm far away and all I wanted to say was Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
I heard this song on the film Team America and it made me happy. Everybody loved this film but I hated it. It is clearly not historically accurate and has a little as possible to do whit the Pearl Harbor event. It is clearly made for teenage girls whit Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett as the main characters. My girl friend rented it six times, six times. Why I do not understand?? I went to see this film with a hope of seeing a real war movie. Man was i wrong!!! This movie was so stupid and crappy and lame. OOOHH bbb..b..b..b.omers are coming stutter. American fighter pilots going to Englani during the Battle of Britain never heard of that before , and ohh yes fighter pilots switching to be bomber pilots, thats really smart. There are a lot of other stupid things in the movie but I'm not gonna name em all.
All I really want to point out is that Pearl Harbor Sucks and gets no more than 1 star. Absolute total crap