Not Probably, the Worst Movie Ever Made

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2017)

Where does one begin in trying to describe this joke of a movie. Do we start with the ridiculous "southern" accents of the two lead characters, accents that they did not have when the flashback scenes showed them as kids? How about the frosted hair of army pilot Affleck? Maybe the fact that 3/4 of the movie is shot in slow motion, for no apparent reason? Or Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Fred Sanford impersonation and celebratory dance after he shoots down a zeke, while countless other planes continue to fly over? Maybe we should deal with the numerous historical inaccuracies, such as the Japanese strafing a hospital, which never happened? How about Jon Voight's hilarious and over the top performance as FDR? This "film" should have been burned and the director shot. I want a congressional investigation into how this got made. One would have to massively edit this piece just to get it to horrible status. Not probably, the worst movie ever made.