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Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2002)

Horrible in every sense of the word. Actually I don't even think words can describe how bad this movie was! Being a history student, films who completely ignore facts for explosions and a second rate love story insult my intelligence in ways that I cannot describe. My two main complaints about this piece of trash are Jon Voight and Alec Baldwin. Voight impersonates FDR well but how could a man who has starred in the terrific Midnight Cowboy and the shocking Deliverance lend his talents to a worthless piece of garbage like Pearl Harbor??? Baldwin has not made "great" films, but has certainly made many which were better than this. He is, in this movie, a walking, talking cliche! Every word that comes out of his mouth is riddled with patriotic hero crap that is only seen in movies such as this. Shame on director Michael Bay (who is about as shallow as a kiddie pool, read the Rolling Stone interview) for making war look like so much fun! How stupid can people actually get? I had more sense when I was 5!