A story nearly as perfect as Michael Bay's hairstyle

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2003)

He has a perfectly groomed head of hair and his movies are the same. My one real complaint is that they should have called this movie, "the night of the demons want your brains." This movie combines the hilarious stunts of Jim Carrey and the adrenaline based action of Sylvester Stallone. To keep from fainting, keep repeating to yourself it's only a movie. It's not like this is based on a true story or anything. Michael Bay thinks spending 200 million dollars on special effects will make a blockbuster hit(and classic in the making)? He's right!!!!! I only had to bare this grim horrific movie twice. Thank God that stupid whore dumped me before I had to see it after it was released on DVD!!!! But now that I think about it, I'd have to put in my top ten all time horror movies. A must see for everyone who enjoys a great western.