Are we all idiots ?

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2001)

This movie sucked ! Are we in such a cultural malaise that this is what passes for entertainment ? This movie was an hour and a half too long. Horrible acting, predictable story, embarrassing writing, etc. Didn't we all go through this with `Titanic'? Okay, the effects were great but not worth sitting through a story that had all the sophistication of an episode of `Sabrina'. I've sat through cricket games with more to offer. I know this movie is being marketed to fourteen year old girls who go over and over again, I know I'm old and cynical and weary, I know that the B.O.B.'s are holding us hostage culturally the way their parents did in the sixties, BUT COME ON !! And another thing, whose golf pants am I wearing ?! Wait a minute...golf pants ? Oh Christ, there it goes...you see that ? I've become my god dam father ! Noooooooooooooooooooo!