Titanic with bombs! its so bad its good!

Rating: Null/10 (3 June 2001)

This film is one of the most laughable I've seen in years.
Contains Spoilers!!!
Rafe and Danny have been friends since childhood, and have dreamed of someday being pilots. years later there dreams come true and they are posted to Hawaii, thought to be the last place the war would reach While there the two guys meet Evelyn a local hospital nurse and she falls for Rafe. but not long after their romance begins,Rafe in lists to join up with the British R.A.F, so he can see some action. While fighting the Nazi over Britain, Rafe is shot down and thought to be dead.(obviously Rafe forgot about that new invention THE TELEPHONE!!!) Believing Rafe to be dead, Evelyn slowly becomes more friendly with Danny until they begin seeing each other. Then all of a sudden Rafe appears back from the dead, obviously a little miffed that his girlfriend did'nt waste much time jumping into bed with his best mate. The obvious arguing and punch up ensues until they come to some buddy, buddy understanding. Not before time! early next morning The Japanese attack, and over some forty minutes reduce the American navy to ashes. To try and hit back the Americans send a team of pilots Including Rafe and Danny to bomb tokyo (must have missed this in the history books!) Obviously Im not going to ruin the ending, but it wont really matter, if your like me you'll be holding your sides, which hurt so much from laughing. The dialogue sounds as if it were from a trashy romance novel, and the characters are utterly two dimensional. The special effect were brilliant although it seamed a little strange that so may seamen where still sleeping in there beds while the ship which is anchored right next to them is being torn appart!!!! This movie is a typical Hollywood blockbuster. high on action, low on logic and plotting. And as ever the Americans go around saying things like "god bless America" making the rest of us wanting to reach for the vomit bags!