"Titanic" with explosions. YEEE-haw!

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2002)

I know this is a trite analogy and I apologize in advance, but this movie seriously ticked (or better explicit) me off and this is the best I can do right now. Watching "Pearl Harbor" after September 11th is like watching "Bambi" and then immediately sitting down for some venison.
I wanted to boycott this movie but my family rented it and I ended up watching some of it. I had to leave. It's that aggravating.
Possibly the biggest insult from this movie is that the second tape of it on video is taken up mostly by a *documentary* that basically says, "Okay, you watched us totally exploit one of the most tragic events in history for a sappy love story. Now here's what REALLY happened!"
"Pearl Harbor" gets a big fat one; the first movie in a very long time to do so. Veterans and families of attack victims should stay the blazes away from this thing, unless you want to need lots of therapy.