Trash! Absolute Trash!

Rating: Null/10 (19 February 2002)

This is one of the worst "war" films ever made, and here's why:
1) Perhaps the most pathetic dialogue ever written:
"I think World War Two just started!"
"I'll never look at another sunset without thinking of you!"
"If you are willing to take those risks - take one step forward."
Oh, and my favorite:
"Returning from the dead wasn't all I expected, but that's life."
Honestly - i've written better lines on Subway napkins.
2) Kate Beckinsale - if all of her scenes were cut the movie would've been mediocre instead of horrible.
3) Michael Bay - perhaps the worst big budget movie director in the world of film.
4) Ben Affleck - now don't get me wrong, I love him when he's in Kevin Smith movies and other non-actioners, but why did he do this piece of s***? Hopefully he made a lot of money off of this.
and, of course
5) Josh Hartnett - the only actor that would ever agree to say "I think World War Two just started!". He even sucked in a real war movie - Black Hawk Down, which I thought was a masterpiece.
0/10 zero/****
Truly an insult to every person who experienced the REAL Pearl Harbor. Avoid at all costs.