Three huge stories packed into one movie; and none of them were any good.

Rating: Null/10 (9 June 2001)

Every time I'm reminded that this film came from the same writer as Braveheart (both done by Wallace) I get physically ill. Pearl Harbor's saving grace was it's visually spectacular battle sequence; however, the hour and a half long 90210 episode that led up to it left me begging for the bombs to drop early. Basically, it's worth the 3 bucks to rent for the effects alone, but not the $9 ($18 if it's a date) plus food to see it in the theater.