Worst movie of all time.

Rating: 1/10 (30 September 2005)

This is the worst movie of all time, now I've seen the movies with the lowest ranks but they're just badly done, this on the other hand I reserve a special venom for. We'll start with a general look at the film, it's clichéd to hell, how could anyone get joy from watching a series of obvious scenes where you know exactly where the next one will lead, Anyone with any IQ should get bored with this stuff pretty quickly. The only saving grace are the explosions, though this doesn't stretch you much.
OK so we accept its not a highbrow film, I'll sit through an Arnie film no problem, so how about the cast. Alec Baldwin (if anyone's seen Team America  F.A.G), old Cuba I've not seen in a film where he's not overacted his token black actor heart out. And of course there's good old Ben, old Affers (F.A.G) can not act, sorry CAN NOT ACT, would somebody put him out of his and our G.Damn misery. So the big actors are all the American A1 guys who will get bums on seats but don't' have a morsel of class or integrity, which is a good thing as.
We now move onto the plot. Apparently Goebbels died in 1945, I think this is a lie, I think he was whisked out of the country by the American armed forces and given a job creating Hollywood movies (To date he must have had a hand in Devil's Own (The IRA are freedom fighters), U-571 (Americans find the Enigma Machine), Saving Private Ryan (2 Brits in the whole film), Master and Commander (Supposed to be Brits chasing Yanks), etc, etc, etc). My reason for this theory is Goebbels as the master of propaganda is the only one who could orchestrate what appears to be a conscious and concerted plan to re-write the history of the world to make America responsible for every great event in history (Watch out next month as Abe Lincoln invents the wheel and defeats Napoleon in a fist fight). So what has happened with the plot to suspect this old Nazi, well the raid on Japan at the end to start with. no, No, NO. This did not happen for several years and when it did it caused F all damage, sorry but after Peal Harbour the armed forces were shattered and had nowhere near the capability to do this, but the Yanks had to go 'kick ass'. But this still wasn't the worst part, not the bit that actually hurts.
The Presidents speech, just before they fly off to "Bomb ALL of Japan", The Pres says something about how America's allies will now see what they are made of. Sorry but up until this point America had been happily sitting on the fence milking everyone and making a packet out of our need for arms and food as the Allies had been throwing millions of troops and slowly starving for nearly three years before they were FORCED by the Japs to join. Ugh.
It is at the end of the day just a movie and if I truly thought that I would just turn it off or leave. But the point is a movie is no longer just entertainment, a movie like this alters our perception of events and for a large number of people forms our education, but if we continue not to object to these lies then they will become our truths.
History is written by the victor