Gee, that was long...

Rating: 1/10 (7 June 2001)

Now then, where to begin?
P R O S:
I feared that I had to throw up because of American Patriotism.
That didn`t happen.
Some shots during the attack were really breathtaking.
Cuba Gooding,Jr. acted well, all the japanese guys did too.
There were actually some good sitcom in it. (e.g.: Nose...)
Hans Zimmers music gets a "C+". Compared to "M:I2" crap.....
But now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
C O N S:
All other actors suck, dialogues are ridicoulus.
The film is Toooooooo Loooooong!!!!!!!!!
The first 45 Minutes are so damn boring and cliche, followed by hasty, stupidly edited explosions, just to bring us even more boredom.
I gave a damn about each and every character. Dead, alive, wounded, I give a s*#@.
Music (although being melodic) was BORING. (Yes I know, I use the word too often...)
Why do I think of a "look alike contest" .... Was that "Titanic 2: The Revenge" or what? (btw. I liked Titanic...)
B O T T O M L I N E:
Wait for the DVD to come out, do not expect too much. It is neither Titanic, nor is it Private Ryan (btw. which I don't like)
If you must, go and see it with a friend that you can laugh with. Seek goofs and bad acting. Then it is fun.