Worse Than I Expected

Rating: 2/10 (4 June 2002)

This movie is simply unwatchable. I went to it at least expecting I would get a good laugh, but the whole thing was so dull that I couldn't even enjoy how bad it was. Even the much talked-about action scenes were quite uninspiring. All I felt while watching them was a sense of acute nausea resulting from Michael Bay's penchant for jostling the camera whenever he wants to create a sense of "tension" or "excitement". Stay away at all costs!