Geesh

Rating: 4/10 (15 June 2001)

Ok, let's invent a new word for Pearl Harbor. Geesh. How else to describe a shallow, derivative bowl of sweet n' low with a massacre in the middle? hey, maybe it's really a candy bar, not a movie. Disney once again distorts us to their Team Rodent (Carl Hiaasen) vision of the world. How much did the makeup weigh that the nurses wore? When did they have time? Who did it while they were sleeping? How does it stay perfect through sex? Well, maybe I'm wrong. They say a good movie provokes thought and questions. This one certainly did. Now I can go forget it.