Hawaiian World War Armageddon

Rating: Null/10 (3 December 2001)

Being a fan of Bay and Bruckheimer's The Rock and Armageddon this movie makes me sad. It is so full of pompous characters, pompous lines, bleeched teeth and music designed to stir certain emotions, it just comes to a point were it ain't funny. Considering what this mess actually cost Disney absolutely nothing is impressing.
The only way they could make it worse would be to cast Ryan Phillipe and Chris O'Donnell in the parts of Affleck and Hartnett.
Had this happened, viewing would've caused deaths.