Ben Affleck's Hair by Bal Harbor

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2001)

The Dumbing of America continues unabated.
If it goes on like this three generations from now no-one will know what really happened during any of the key events in our nation's history.
My attention flagged watching "Saving Private Ryan" when Tom Hanks and his men silenced the enemy and captured Omaha Beach a full 15 minutes after landing.
In "Pearl Harbor" my attention never got a chance to kick-in. From the very beginning it just knew this was going to be a dumb movie. And it was. For the longest time I concentrated, I really did, trying to remember the words to "From Here to Eternity" but it didn't work. I fell asleep.