Stay home, rent "From Here to Eternity"

Rating: Null/10 (26 May 2001)

This bag of garbage is living proof that Hollywood has lost the ability to make a decent motion picture. With what was spent on this fiasco, a good 50s "B" producer could have cranked out two years of dynamite entertainment. But audiences today need bigger, louder, more expensive thrills, at the sacrifice of acting and plot. Afleck couldn't carry Montgomery Clift's jock strap. This is a real sick venture. Stay home. Read a book. Do a crossword puzzle. Fight with your spouse. Anything.