Well, when it's bad...

Rating: Null/10 (3 August 2002)

It's Pearl Harbor. What can I say? I was forced to watch this, and then forced to pretend to like it. It was my best friend's favorite movie in the entire world and if I told her I thought it sucked, she probably would've stopped speaking to me. Not to mention if I would've said I was glad Josh Hartnett died, she would've killed me for insulting the "all-mighty hotness guru" Josh. I sat down to watch this, thinking it had all the potential in the world to be good. But oh, was I wrong. The whole love triangle was totally pointless. And I have to say, Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett couldn't act to save their own lives. Kate Beckinsale was just plain irritating and you wanted HER to die. And the "twist" was completely predictable. And you also knew one of them had to die...and by the end it's made abundantly clear. I hate Josh Hartnett, and I hate bad movies...and this was both, and I pretty much wanted to vomit. Also, my friend was sobbing at the end and she basically narrated the entire thing. She also couldn't believe I wasn't crying. I was trying to stop myself from laughing. The only reason she liked it was because she got to oogle at Josh. Every time a character died, I just wanted to scream,"YESSSS!" Mainly because they were all dumb and just, blah, you hated every single one of them. Then the whole parachute bunker love scene was cheesy and you were just thinking that Kate Beckinsale was a complete floosy and you were like, "Dude, your boyfriend just totally died and now you're doing the nasty with his best friend?!" Then, the worst line in this entire film,"You're gonna be a father." "No...you...are..." PSH! What claptrap! Their accents were really bad, too. Then the ending was just bad. BAD. That sums it all up. BAD.