I have no one but myself to blame

Rating: Null/10 (24 February 2002)

I was warned, I was cautioned, I was begged by friends, family, coworkers, loved ones, and even complete strangers: do NOT see this movie and any circumstance. Did I listen? No... I knew I was in big trouble right from the first scene. Generally, movies that deal with adult themes should never open with the protagonists' childhood.
The problems with this train wreck of a movie are too numerous to list (and have been more eloquently described by other contributors to this site). So let me sum it all up in a sentence: Pearl Harbor the Movie is almost as monumental a tragedy as Pearl Harbor the Historical Event.
Well, there's one piece of consolation: at least I saw it on Pay-Per-View. Financial loss: $3.95, Loss of waking hours: 3:00, Damage to my psyche: incalculable.