Excellent Comedy

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2005)

This is hands-down one of the funniest movies ever made. The script and acting are hilarious! While some may find it distasteful to turn a horrific event which cost so many lives into a laugh riot, if you can get over this minor annoyance you'll find yourself embroiled in a film that gleefully lacks all of the following:
*Credibility! *Acting talent! *Historical accuracy! *Periodical script accuracy! *Any serious lines or story threads whatsoever!
I swear to God, if Michael Bay and Bruckheimer had any serious intentions WHATSOEVER when making this bucket of faulty rectum discharge, then I would be trying to sell them hookers in a vagina storm. I honestly cannot believe they approached this important subject with any respect at all.
This is supposed to be a war movie right? Then why is the majority of the film consumed with a hilariously bad love story which has all the believability and relevance of a boiled potato? Why are there more historical inaccuracies than you could shake a stick at? Why is reknowed comedy actor Ben Affleck involved? His idiotic mugging through every scene is simply impossible to take seriously.
Hugely amusing, and as a comedy I would not hesitate in giving it top marks. But be warned, if you want a serious war movie this is guaranteed to offend beyond all reasonable boundaries of good taste. These people have no shame, and the racist undertones only lend more laughs to an already unbelievably tongue-in-cheek outing. Absolutely a barrel of laughs.
In the words of 'South Park' creator Trey Parker, "Michael Bay actually makes comedies, but he just doesn't know it because he's a turd."