My final review for Pearl Harbor

Rating: 2/10 (13 August 2001)

I know, if all I'm going to do is bash, I should stop writing reviews for this movie. Well, here's one last review for this movie-may the film lose the praise.
My parents are amatuer historians. I think they liked this movie due to it being in WW2. That is no reason to like a movie-that is like a cult saying Manos was the best film just because it had a cult. But Manos is a dumb film, the 4th worst film of all time (well, on my opinion)-and the same goes for this. (But this is better than Manos. Wait-no it isn't.)
Like everyone who hates this is saying, bad dialog ("I'll never ask for anything again?" You'll have to ask for a better line), stupid humor (while talking about girlfriends, one guy says that he has a girlfriend-that's all he says), and disagreement with history (a. they say "The Great Dictator was dumb, but it is classic; b. one character knows that it is world war 2-while Japs are STILL BOMBING!) make this worse than most films I've seen. This makes me think more and more that Hollywood has everything in for no reason.
I've got to be going. I'm working on a script involving a conspiracy with Nazis underneath everything. It is going to be called "Anardili" and will rely solely on hype to succeed. (If this sounds familiar, remember that I'm working off of this.)