Too horrible for words

Rating: 1/10 (19 January 2016)

This is, in my opinion, easily the worst movie ever made. It is three hours of pure horribleness. Bad acting, bad dialogue, a clumsy love triangle, blatant disregard for a monumental historical event, and Michael Bay all go together to make this monster turd the biggest and smelliest turd of them all. It is so bad that it isn't even funny- an overused saying for sure, but perfectly fitting in this situation. Now, had the movie not been called "Pearl Harbor", I'd probably have been kinder to it. Instead of just being very bad, however, the title clinches it for me as "the worst movie ever". Absolutely unwatchable garbage from start to finish, this "movie" is a disgrace to both cinema and America.