My Comments on this P-O-S are probably superfluous . . .

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2007)

I'll be very succinct, for now, and go right to the point: This movie SUCKED! It is a PIECE OF CRAP! It is so bad, I can't adequately describe just how awful it is. Are you beginning to get my point? I couldn't care less what happened to the male leads. I was fervently hoping they would all get greased, smoked, wasted, blasted, shot down, killed, blown away, nuked. You know. Dead. I was rooting for the Japs in this movie. I was cheering on the Imperial Navy. I stood up and saluted and bowed whenever Admiral Yamamoto or Admiral Nagumo appeared on screen. I think I would've probably even GIVEN them US Atomic Secrets just so they could make a thorough job of their attack without they're having to expend maximum resources in aircraft. That's how much I hate this cinematic piece of garbage. TITANIC was much better. So was the overlooked film Genius, Timothy "Orson Wood" Hines and his celluloid masterpiece, "War Of The Worlds". Okay, the Chicks were Hot, but so the f*** what? Jon Voigt was good as FDR, even believable, and Cuba Gooding was wasted in what was merely a supporting role as a Token Negro Doing His Bit, although he did it well. Just as Messers Stone and Parker say in "Team America", he should have had a bigger, better part. Okay, moving on to the ridiculous Alec Baldwin and the Doohicky Raid, why did the idiot director try and bastardize and rape Jimmy Doolittle's morale-building strike against Japan after Pearl Harbor? Lt. Colonel Doolittle used a medium BOMBER group with its own personnel to mount that attack, he didn't call for volunteer FIGHTER pilots of DUBIOUS quality to fly his planes. Despite Ben Afleck's continual pissing and moaning to get him to a goddam airplane during the Pearl Harbor attack, his track record in the air prior to that hadn't been too good, had it? The Germans shot his butt outta the sky during the historically dubious Battle of Britain segment (the Eagle Squadron didn't see service until well AFTER the BOB, and it's America volunteer pilots DIDN'T arrive in Blighty wearing their US uniforms, they were required to first resign their American commissions), and I WON'T forgive the Luftwaffe for letting Big Ben survive in the first place. That's something that should have been brought against Herman Goring at Nuremberg after the war. And I wouldn't have let Film Actor's Guild member Alec Baldwin lead an attack, or command anything. He played Jimmy Doolittle as if he were severely constipated, and still looking for the head on the RED October. And it doesn't surprise me that Randall Wallace had a hand in this sneak attack piece of garbage: Look what a terrible mess of Scottish history he made with "Braveheart". I'm going to stop for now, before my pacemaker shorts out and I die, becoming another casualty of this truly worthless waste of money. Besides, I'd bet good money that Timbo Hines LIKED this movie. It may have inspired him to make "Bore Of The Worlds". Actually, come to think of it, maybe HE should have directed this godawful piece of you know what. At least it would have been ENTERTAINING.
Peace.