----- Warning: worst "film" ever!!! -----

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 2007)

If you are a fortunate soul who has yet to suffer the terrible misfortune of watching this heinous POS, I humbly beseech you to avoid making this mistake. The three hours you will suffer will seem like eternity multiplied by itself - except longer.
It is not possible to adequately express how excruciatingly bad this film is. The "story" is abysmal, the "acting" is dismal, and the "dialogue" is nothing short of outstandingly egregious (ie. outstandingly "outrageously bad").
It's a fact that michael bay hates humanity and you will only enjoy anything by his evil hand if you harbour self-hatred in earnest and wish nothing but consummate agony upon yourself.