Coming Soon: The Rape Of Nanking, The Musical! From Disney!

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2001)

What a brilliant parody of WWII films this was, almost on a comedic par with an episode of Hogan's Heroes! My favorite bit of merriment? "I think WWII's just started!" Hilarious! I think this would make a great sitcom with....what? It was supposed to be a "drama"? You have got to be kidding....with that dialogue? With that script? With the myriad historical inaccuracies? I am appalled and amazed at the number of positive and mixed reviews for this inane mall-rat bait. The dumbing down of America continues unabated, it would seem. Two things for the brain-dead mall-rats to do: first, rent Tora, Tora, Tora to maybe learn a little about the history of the incident. Secondly, open up a book about Pearl Harbor and READ IT!!!!