"I don't see why people hate this movie..."

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2004)

So many "reviews" of movies *everybody* hates, like this one, begin with that expression. Obviously, these people don't read the reviews they disagree with!
If they did, they might get a clue as to why so many people feel so strongly in a negative way about the film in question.
If not, they can read this summary:
Bad script.
Bad acting.
Bad history.
Bad dialogue.
Bad pacing (or was there any?)
Bad direction.
Bad music.
One the other hand ... ... good CGI. ... good sound effects. ... good sound recording. ... good editing.
Now I promise: No more comments from me on this most dreadful travesty, from the most talentless director since Edward D. Wood. At least Ed Wood had a passion for his "art" -- Bey only seems to have a passion for his paycheck.