Horny Castaway in space

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2017)

GQ man is prematurely ejaculated from the colony ship sleep chamber 99 years too early ...goes Castaway, goes loopy suicidal sloppy drunk. soiling his sweaty pants,playing Wii video games,writing bad movie reviews(AWESOME!)
Latter he stalks Jennifer Lawrence while she beauty sleeps ,picking her out of 2000 because she's has a callow video tablet selfie description & has a nice rack. Light bulb flashes in his inebriated brain,shaves beard,stops drinking Gin goes back into GQ, lovable idiot charm mode (SO DISAPPOINTING) Cracks her life pod case. Some old fashioned Harlequin space romance dating that goes on forever. He finally scores after what seemed like six months or six years. she finds out that he malfunctioned her pod because he's horny,she hates him & wants nothing to with him in her now floating prison ship.
Now what he doesn't do (because he matured after rocking the bunk with J.L ) is get loopy sloppy stinking drunk again with the blabbermouth cyborg bartender as company ,growing I-Don't-Give-A-Rats-Ass man cave beard while soiling sweaty sweats with J.L glaring at him from every porthole for eternity . Boring lone isolation on the colony ship would not make any perceivable difference with J.L jogging the corridors giving GQ the evil eye (not exactly what you want messing with your remaining sanity ) Time to crack another hottie case for shits & giggles!
He has entered the realm of space isolation madness why not make a thriller where he malfunctions a dozen female sleep chambers over a few years until he finds Miss Right or they kill him as a group of crazed women imprisoned in the storage hanger that GQ (lovable narcissistic alcoholic)) has impregnated ,that sixty years in the future the inbreds crack all sleep chambers for fresh mating material (NICE!)
P.S I forgot to mention the standard space explosions,jammed bulkheads,meteor strikes & annoying cyborg bitchiness. Sub-par acting ability of two one hit 'Hunger Games' wonders .