Best Film of 2019 - Eat Your Heart Out, Hollywood!

Rating: 9/10 (25 November 2019)

This is brilliant satire. I laughed a lot, like a looot! The jokes are better than most comedies I've watched in the past 10 years. The story is captivating. There is nothing in this masterpiece that will leave you bored, dissatisfied, or wanting more. Bong Joon-ho has been on my radar for years, I've seen his best work and so far I have never been disappointed.
There are only a dozen or so perfect movies, and Parasite might be among them. It's a comedy, a drama, a thriller, a documentary in some way. It's amazing. It's my favorite movie of 2019, and that despite Once Upon A Time in Hollywood being one of the best QT and 2019 movies. Do yourself a favor and watch it! It's an easy and enjoyable experience.
I know lots of cinematically uneducated people think this is a pretentious, boring film, but their opinion is biased from all the ADHD, sugar and corporate advertising in their brains. They also don't like subtitles. Anyone who knows their movies will truly appreciate Parasite. Bong Joon-ho FTW!
[Edit: Looks like I called it early on, Parasite is officially 2019s Best Picture.]