This is a perfect movie.

Rating: 10/10 (4 December 2019)

There are no flaws. It has transcended film itself. It's funny, scary, sad, and gripping from start to finish. As one critic put it, "It's a magic trick."
I don't care if you "can't take subtitles," or whatever. I can easily recommend this film to anybody. Please watch it and support foreign, arthouse, and indie cinema. But I implore you: go in blind.
And I'm hoping for a Best Picture win at the Oscars.
Bong Joon-ho's masterpiece.