Like A Two-Hour Long Student Film From a Correspondence Film School

Rating: 7/10 (12 February 2020)

This pic reminds me of when I watched "The French Connection" in a Paris theater, subtitled in French but with the original English voice track: When Popeye Doyle (Gene Hackman) cracked-wise, I laughed like crazy, but I was the only one in the theater laughing!
Parasite may have had some Korean humor in the dialogue, or some little bits of business that a native Korean would understand, but to an English speaker, there isn't a laugh in the entire, endless film.
Amateur acting, punctuated by ham-handed attempts at plot points, are the main features of this cheaply made placebo of a film. I couldn't have cared less about either the larcenous poor folk or the rich snobs that unwittingly become their suckers.
It's as if a "distance learning" high school film student in North Dakota offered some of the his pals a break from bailing hay to "act" in his Thesis Film Project without any idea what any of them were trying to accomplish.
AMPAS (the oscars folks, now with a lower case "o") has become the laughing stock of the world's motion picture industry with its Best Picture award to this insufferable movie, whose best use would only be as a paperweight on some idiot production exec's desk.