If your brain is older than 5 you won't get scared

Rating: 1/10 (2 January 2010)

Dear God what a waste of time!!! this movie sucks so bad!!! if you like horror movies don't watch this movie... it's as scary as "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" ...seriously!!! I never write reviews but this time I got so mad that I had to!!! My expectations were so high for this movie... ads like "scariest movie of all time" and "people demanded it, now playing everywhere" got me really heated up for this movie!!! also my one of my friends said he really liked it and advised me not to watch it alone... what a joke!!! I saw it alone in complete dark and cranked up volume...nothing, absolutely nothing!!! 90 MINUTES OF SOME GUY WITH THE CAMERA AND HIS FAT GIRLFRIEND BORING YOU TO DEATH!!! I saw a DVD version with "an alternative ending too graphic for theaters" which is actually worse than the theatrical version!!!I WOULD LINE UP ALL THE FANS AND SUPPORTERS OF THIS MOVIE AGAINST THE WALL AND RELIEVE THEM OF THEIR SO CALLED "LIVES" WITH ABSOLUTE PLEASURE!!!