One of the worst films ever made!

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2009)

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2009) (zero stars!) Hugely overrated 'horror' film about an annoying young couple (egregiously acted by Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat) find they are being haunted and instead of leaving their apartment, decide to record the events on the ever-present video camera that acts as a surrogate for the audience since it cannot even begin to depict some truly scary moments (Not.One!) Novice filmmaker Oren Peli resorts to loud, thumping noises off-screen and grainy night-vision sub-par visuals that the end result is headache-inducing inanity. One of the worst films I've ever had the displeasure of watching in its entirety!