100% uninteresting and boring

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2014)

First of all, every movie I've seen that uses a "home video" style of filming alienates the fiction that is trying to be created. All fictional movies are lies so-to-speak, but they are lies that we attempt to buy-in to. The concept of escaping reality and believing a made up story is why, in general, we watch movies or read books etc. However, when a film uses the home video technique the fiction feels forced and causes the "rebel inside" to dismiss the credibility of the story being told due to such a forceful style.
Secondly, the protagonists of the film have nearly zero like-ability. Quite frankly put they are pretty slow and moronic. They apparently don't know how to turn on light switches instead of using their camera light to investigate. There is no reason to worry on their behalf due to their idiocy.
Lastly, there is not a single groundbreaking or interesting event that occurs throughout the entire hour and a half of the movie until perhaps at the very end. The whole film is a repetitive string of boring long shots with a few noises and moving objects here and there.
Time for bed. I'll be sleeping quite well tonight. Good night.