The film which deserves a Darwin Award.

Rating: Null/10 (2 May 2010)

A pathetic, all time low in film making. I hired it, but would still have resented the utter waste of my time, in watching it, even if I had been handsomely paid. A free, pooper scooper and disposable gloves should be provided with every DVD! Cut out the middle man. Drop it straight into the trash can. Then breathe a huge sigh of relief that you weren't badly contaminated. This film is so bad that it is an affront to basic human rights to know that it was ever released for public viewing. The makers should serve a long prison term for fraudulently claiming to be film makers. It would difficult to offer any argument for their continuing to be allowed to participate in any form of film making. Not even home movies. They should suffer a lifetime ban from uploading to YouTube. The worst that YouTube can offer makes them seem like a higher art form in comparison with this film. No review spoiler could possibly do any damage to this film. A film so poor that it will never even achieve cult status as an unintentional comedy. Please wash you hands carefully after reading this review in case anything of the movie rubbed off on you accidentally.