don't waste your time...

Rating: 1/10 (9 October 2009)

this was, quite possibly, the worst of what i call "trouverité" films. i was actually embarrassed to be in a horror flick where the best peanut gallery commentary a new york audience could muster had to do with addressing foul language used by micah. pathetic. if new york can't suspend its disbelief long enough to digest another pocket-change budget found-reality flick... you're doing it wrong. the non-acting is overacted. the couple's chemistry is non-existent. the dialogue seems to have been written in a trapper keeper by a high school student in the mid- 90s and shelved until 2007--never having been updated to account for actual adult interaction. all in all, this film was painful to watch--not for blood-curdling terror or popcorn-flipping shock, but for the energy it took to resist falling catatonically into a coma of boredom and self- loathing for the 12 bucks i'd just been willfully conned out of.