Death

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2016)

Let's just say, this movie is horrifying. Not horrifying in terms of the film's scariness, but horrifying in the sense of how absolutely terrible this movie is. I checked out this movie at a local library to see what all the hype was about, assuming that it must be a pretty decent film if they went to make 5 more. I entered this movie hearing reviews as far as saying that PA ranks among the scariest movies of all time and it is thrilling, innovative, revolutionary, and an edge-of-your-seat experience. Boy was I FOOLED. I think this was the worst use of 86 minutes of my life. I'd rather watch the featured page of musical.ly watching 12 year olds do absolute nonsense than watching this movie again. First off, I think my DSi camera was better than the piece of trash they were using. The plot was so horrible that I was banging my head on the wall trying to relieve the pain that the idiot boyfriend was throwing at me. The boyfriend would rather put baby powder on the floor than call a certified demonologist... WTF. As for the "horror" part of this movie. The back of the box said its scary if you watch in the dark in your house. Well I was alone in my room at midnight and I was falling asleep after 5 minutes. I was ripping my hair out because of the incredible boredom. There was about 10 minutes of staring at these two people sleeping and then Wow! A door closed! I came across the realization that this movie was insanely stupid when this dumb guy prioritized grabbing his camera over saving his wife from a "demon." The only part that caught my eye was the girl slitting her throat in the alternate ending, and yes that's the ALTERNATE ENDING. The fact that people thought this movie was scary makes me lose all hope in humanity. The fact that this movie grossed 100 mil makes me want to barf. Absolutely the worst movie I have ever watched. Please steer away, or you will suffer for ages. Thank you