My Little Finger Has More Fright In It Than This Film

Rating: Null/10 (14 September 2011)

Is there anything nice I can say about Paranormal Activity?? Err, nope. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. I brought the DVD with the hope that I would finally have found a decent enough film to watch. All I have to say, is that I really regret spending my money on such a crap film. I could've spent it on something more worthwhile, such as a flight to go and visit the producers and directors to show them how to make a film that is worth watching!!
I felt like I was watching one of those children's plays at primary school. The acting was rubbish! How the hell can a second and third film come from this hellish madness?? I was told that this film was based on real-life events; whether that is true or not, I don't care. Question is, how can something that is based on real-life events have a number of alternate endings?? Do people not think before spreading around rumours??
And where are these so-called special effects? Some girl getting dragged out of bed by some 'phantom' who lives in the attic?? Is it just me or did anyone else notice the shadow of the string pulling her on the opposite wall? And that bite mark... Okay, that was quite possibly the only realistic part of the film. Everything else was just simply retarded. I refuse to watch Paranormal Activity 2, or 3.
Anyone ever heard of the saying bad things come in threes?? Long live James Bond!