Paranormal Activity sucks balls.

Rating: 1/10 (23 October 2009)

Take the Blair Witch Project, add in a little Exorcist, shake it around in a paper sack with equal parts bad MTV reality show and bad TLC haunting show and voilà! ... crrrrrrap. Pointless, lazy crap.
Why must reviews now be at least 10 lines long?
That review says it all, but okay... it's also bad because of the bland, boring characters that you WISH would just die already and stop subjecting you to their vain idiocy and preteen humor. The camera work will make you a little nauseous, but not nearly as much as the wasted existences of characters like those.
There's one thing to be said for suspense, but at least give your audience something interesting to pay attention to while you're building it up! Truly sadistic film-making.
Long enough, IMDb?