Boring, pointless, and *not scary.*

Rating: Null/10 (3 August 2013)

This movie is good if and only if you are terrified by the following things:
Watching people sleep. Listening to couples argue. Seeing a door open and/or close. Modern suburban architecture. Talcum powder. Shaky camera movements, and Coma-inducing dialogue.
Allow me to preface this by saying that I love paranormal/scary movies such as The Ring, The Grudge, Insidious, The Conjuring, etc. I had heard that Paranormal Activity was chilling, suspenseful, and filled with the kind of jumpy delights that only a good horror movie can offer. Well, I was egregiously misled. This movie is truly snooze-inducing, and by that I mean that I literally fell asleep. This movie is painfully slow, has no plot development whatsoever, and there is nothing even remotely scary within the entire film. The film's lack of scares could perhaps have been forgiven if the movie was actually entertaining, but it is NOT. This is by leaps and bounds the most boring movie I have ever seen - it is 90 minutes of watching two people sleep and bicker. Please do not waste your time watching this dud.