The single most boring theatrically released horror film of all time

Rating: 1/10 (28 August 2011)

Avoid this like the plague. I can't believe anyone actually found this film scary, as there's only two even remotely creepy scenes in the film. One occurs about midway in and just involves everything going stopmotion while a ouija board burns a bit, and the other is like 10 seconds from the end and involves the wife killing her husband offscreen, dragging his corpse out, and running to the camera. You're better off watching home movies for two hours and then watching one of those "Can you spot the difference?" flashes where a still frame of Linda Blair pops out at you.
I believe -some- people were scared, but mainly people that have never seen a horror film before. The kind of people that also genuinely enjoyed The Grudge 2 or the remake of Amityville House. Those people you hear that talk about One Missed Call like it was their generation's The Thing. The only way to even enjoy this film is to watch it alongside the Rifftrax done by the always amazing Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo), and Bill Corbett (Crow) of MST3K.