Please do not see this movie

Rating: 1/10 (17 October 2009)

After all the hype I decided to see the movie. It was the most obscenely horrendous piece of garbage I have ever seen in my entire life. Nothing happens! There is zero suspense, and the ending (which is the only perturbing scene) is divulged in the trailer. What's the point? The fact that this movie was regarded "the scariest of all time" must have been a hoax because everyone in the movie theater was laughing. Not one person walked out of that movie theater satisfied or spooked. I would sooner impale myself with a butcher knife then ever watch such a horrendous insult to the horror media industry as long as I live.