Worst movie I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (21 October 2009)

Previous to seeing this movie, House of the Dead was the worst movie I had ever seen. Terribly done action sequences, terrible plot, and interwoven 16 bit video game footage... awful.
Paranormal Activity, however, blows that movie out of the water for pure suck. I would say that this review contains spoilers, but it is impossible to spoil this movie as THERE IS NO PLOT WHATSOEVER. Paranormal Activity is an hour and a half of two very uninteresting people laying in a bed on a handicam talking about ghosts. Once ever 15 minutes a noise, or something else entirely unimpressive yet supposedly ghostly happens. ONE time during this movie, 10 minutes before it is over, ONE thing SLIGHTLY interesting happens, and that's it.
DO NOT waste your money. This movie is horrible. Watch any of the terrible ghost shows on discovery or TLC, and then diminish their entertainment value by 1000, and you'll have Paranormal Activity.
Complete Rubbish.