Moral Of The Story: Don't Date Broads That Have Demons Following 'Em...

Rating: 3/10 (25 February 2010)

After hearing all the 'hype'-both positive and negative regarding PARANORMAL ACTIVITY-I finally felt the need to subject myself to the 'experience' of this film...
A young couple who have been together for a few years moves into a new home. The female of the couple claims to have had some sort of demonic/ghostly experiences throughout her life. The boyfriend is more than skeptical, until weird things start to happen...
I guess this sort of thing is scary if you're susceptible to such things. I'm not bagging on anyone's views on this sort of thing-but I'm not a believer. I currently live in a house that is supposedly 'haunted', where several others who lived here before me have apparently had 'experiences'...and I have yet to 'experience' sh!t. But regardless of whether or not I believe in such things-I don't discount the possibility. Anyway-back to the film. There's a whole lot of nothing that happens-and then some 'freaky' things happen-and it takes a long-ass time to get there. This film will probably freak out the teenage horror-crowd, or those that firmly believe in this sort of phenomena, but I've seen pretty much every perversion known to man either in real-life or on film...so this one didn't move me in the slightest. 'Scary' if watching seemingly endless footage of a guy and his girlfriend arguing (been there-and that's horrific enough-don't really need to re-live those portions of my life on film...)-otherwise, a total snoozer in my book. Another over-hyped BLAIR WITCH Hollywood propaganda-machine retread that will appeal to that crowd. I can't believe films like this get wide releases while thousands of other (far more worthy) films fall by the Hollywood way-side...3/10