Complete Garbage!

Rating: 1/10 (4 April 2010)

I just can't figure out why so many people enjoyed this film. How could anybody possibly be scared by this trash? Not once, during the entire film, did I feel slightly surprised, spooked, scared, whatever. Not once. And after all that promotion junk and buildup for the movie? There was all that buzz going around "Paranormal Activity is SO scary, its the best horror film ever!" Well, this film is definitely not scary, and I can barely even say that it qualifies as a horror film. The only reason it was rated R was for language. Take out the language, it would have been PG. Easily. What, did the director seriously think that he was going to scare audiences when the door opened of its own accord while the people were sleeping? Really? Get real. And what exactly is so scary about the girls sheets moving? Oooh, REAL scary! NO! This is NOT real horror! This is complete and utter garbage! I can't believe I paid to go see this movie! Since when is a game board catching fire terrifying? Exactly, its not. Give me a break. Don't bother seeing this trashy movie. You want to see some REAL horror films, see Hostel or the Saw movies. Thats good stuff.