Paranormal activity? where?

Rating: Null/10 (31 March 2010)

This film is quite possibly the biggest pile of unmitigated arse gravy i have watched since day the earth stood still. NOTHING about this film was good, The characters where irritating and you generally have no feelings towards them aside from maybe... god i hope they die and get this piece of crap over with quickly. All through the film i was waiting for something interesting to happen 1 hour and 10 minutes in... i looked at how long the movie was. turns out there was only 13 minutes left... and still nothing scary or remotely interesting happens.
There are thumps and bumps... big deal. how is that scary? doors slam... oooh spooky! and a woman gets dragged out of bed. and all you can think is "there is some cameraman or sound man standing at the end of that hall flicking a light switch on and off"
Honestly i'm not sure how anyone found this scary it was just dull and i refuse to even rate it.
Avoid at ALL costs, stick your nuts in a vice and hit them with a hammer, it'd be more entertaining that watching this shite