Paranormal Psychotherapy ?... ;-)

Rating: 1/10 (6 November 2009)

Everything bad or good as already been said about this so-called movie (video fraud in fact).
I first wanted to give it 1 star because it really should deserve such a rating as this is not a real scary movie but the most important fraud that ever occurred in films history.
The plot could have been quite frightening, but though both of the main actors are nice (they're at least good looking, this helps a lot staying in the theater...), their characters aren't convincing because they're just overwhelmed idiots who go on living their without-any-activity-life instead of taking real actions to solve the problem.
Your GF stands for 3 hours next to you while you're sleeping and you just don't do anything at all about this. No wonder she kills you in the end ^^ you're so dumb that you just deserve this ending ^^
Though there's a "but" to all this... because this video-made-into-a-movie gives you the creeps anyway, when you realize it made it to the top of the box-office only by playing on your naivety and your hopes of being well entertained. THIS is the scariest part of this story.
What is really scary, and Indeed now i can't sleep at night, is because i can't help asking myself : how could I be so easily cheated ? Well, maybe because it makes me realize that in some parts of my own life, i just act like Kat & Mika and don't take actions......
For example (and this is the only example i accept to reveal here ^^)... i waited until the end of the movie instead of collecting my wits, stand up and get out back to sunshine to solve the problem I was confronted to... which was mere boredom... except when she appears on the doorstep and I wasn't expecting her to be there... This surprised me but this didn't scare me ;-)
So this is what's deeply frightening!... OK I got caught by marketing and hype... but i also was confronted to my sometimes own personal inactivity... Now I'm scared to death... ;-)
And... because there's an "and"... while writing this review, my bedroom door suddenly slammed...... ^^
Maybe I should check what's in my attic... huh, i mean... brain... ;-)
My demons are still haunting me and by not seeing a shrink I let them settle themselves into my life... Now i know what to do... The exact contrary of What Mika & Kat did... ;-) Lol ^^
OK, then let's give it 2 stars, because it's involuntarily (?) a sort of f**k-your-brain-paranormal-psychotherapy ;-p
Just kidding about the 2 stars ;-) No way this movie should deserve 2 stars (am I in denial here of my own problems ? Which are hiding up this ladder in the closet ^^ arghhh ^^), let's give it what it deserves : only 1, as I'm rating the artistic value of it. And let's all go back to our lives now ;-)
And, no way shall I check what's in my brain... huh, i mean... attic... ;-)
Please, don't waste your time and go enjoy Saw 6 or The Box real-life-questions instead ^^ ;-)
Damn, my review is becoming completely paranormal...... ^^
I need some fresh air and I need to leave this house right away... And of course i should take my Ouija board with me... So my demon(s) can tell me why I took some of my precious time to watch PA and to write all this... I'm scared now !!! Help !!! ;-) "You're just curious, intelligent, sparkling with wit and you deserve the best in life" just said my demon(s) on the board.
Thank you demon(s), i love you (all), let's just hug... :-) to death ^^ ;-p Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;-)
Thanks for reading ;-) Make the most of the most wonderful life among all lives : your own ;-) Earth is full of friendly people to help you :-) ;-) And if you meet Kat & Mika during your sleep... Hug them frankly, kiss them deeply, then break their nose using your best punch or, better, a lovely decorated sledgehammer :-) and as a consequence break off your internal TV screen instead of being scared, they won't be expecting it and will leave you alone instead of torturing you for who you are ;-) A human being who can sometimes be cheated by other human beings who make money out of your own fears ;-) And don't call your shrink now ! Unless you need some more answers about the real and only paranormal activity existing on this earth. You already know what i'm talking about... It's called... life ;-)