Excellent bedtime movie

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2013)

If you're looking for a movie that puts you to sleep faster than a Michener novel, this will do the trick. It reminds me of the movies Mystery Science Theater liked to use. Specifically as they point out in those films that certain elements of a movie aren't important, like plot, actors, or even a script. The characters are bland, and actually ,the girl is very unlikable. The ending is very predictable. But the best part is, NOTHING HAPPENS, so it will put you quietly, gently to sleep. If you're surprised or even entertained by this movie, you have either never seen a horror film or you're a teenager who will watch anything. This movie wears a big ol' L on its forehead.