Ha, the beauty of marketing...

Rating: 1/10 (6 November 2009)

I don't usually write reviews, but I guess I should do my part in fighting the skillful marketing scam that surrounds this movie. Yes, a scam... False advertising at its best. If you take the time to go through all the reviews on here, you'll see that they are overwhelmingly negative. I don't have to reiterate the general consensus about this "movie," it's been done pretty thoroughly already... In a nutshell: poorly acted, ridiculous script, extremely tedious uneventful "home movie" of an unattractive and uninspiring couple. No scares, no plot, no nothing... You really have to wonder how they managed to spend 15K making this thing...
My only recommendation if you really want to see this anyway is to get in a format that allows for easy fast forwarding... You WILL need it. I can't even imagine the pain of those who had to sit through the whole thing in a theater... I didn't pay for it, and I still feel as if I got ripped of. That's how bad it is.
You've been warned...