The Bedroom Witch Project from Cloverfield

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2010)

I can only add to what everyone else said. This is a riff on the (then) original Blair Witch Project, seen from the bedroom of an unmarried couple, where the girl is such a ditz she can't even get him to commit after (we learn) 3 years.
The guy is supposedly a "day trader" -- anyone named a single "day trader" can't afford a room at the YMCA, much less a 4 (4!) bedroom house with a pool (why does a single guy buy a 4-BR house?)
The "hauntings" are so predictable and NOT scary, it isn't even funny. The fact they progress (sound like any shaky-cam movies you have seen, anyone? anyone?) from sounds to stuff moving to direct assault comes to no surprise to anyone.
Since this is set in 2006, any particular reason these idiots don't call TAPS from Ghost Hunters?? Even Most Haunted from across the pond would RUSH their British butts across the pond to see what would essentially be the Holy Grail of paranormal investigation.
Oh, did I forget to mention that all that is 10% of the movie and the rest is them unconvincingly arguing with each other?
Summary:
1) People we don't care (in fact soon dislike) about get into a jam
2) People who are clearly stupid get into a jam and don't avail themselves of any help
3) Predictable escalating haunts
4) 90% of movie is meaningless filler
5) VERY unsatisfying payoff (regular ending or extra crispy -- take your pick).