I feel scammed.

Rating: 1/10 (28 October 2009)

Are you one of the thousands that were lured into watching this garbage because of internet and media hype? It all started on Facebook, it should end there too. Show your disappointment by becoming a fan of the "Paranormal Activity was STUPID" page on Facebook. Look it up.
I won't spoil any of it, but I will use things that could've happened in this movie, to give you an idea of how crappy it was. - If this was "based on a true story", it would've been kinda scary. But it wasn't. - If the set up was a little bit shorter, and not over an hour long, it would've been less boring. - If I leave my laptop on the table and the next day it's on the couch, it would be scary. To watch that kind of stuff on the screen and watch people freak out about it... sorry, not scary at all. - If I hear a loud thud in my basement, it's freaky. If it happens on the screen, I would hope to see something in the basement, even if it's a faint reflection on a window. But no... there was nothing in the basement. - If I set up a trap for a ghost or a demon and the next day the trap proves that there was something there, it would be scary as hell. But if it happens on screen, it's just predictable. The jerky camera motion was supposed to make me feel like I was in the house. By the time anything interesting happened, I was too sick to care. Watching my cat twitch having a vivid dream with his eyes half open right now is a lot scarier than this movie.