This Movie is Slower then Radio Himself and stunk!

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2007)

What the hell is wrong with this movie? Please stop releasing subtitled movies that move as fast as a sloth on a hot summer day do not see this movie if you respect the hours in the day and breaths in your life! Pans Labyrinth story is about as boring as boring as watching an Oakland Raiders football game! I myself do not know how this Movie if you can call it that got an Academy Award Nomination i cannot explain how absured that is. This is the Worst movie I have ever seen except The Guardian and Nightwatch if you really insist upon viewing this movie I stress go to a Matinée! If you do not agree with me then I cannot blame you, but if you do agree with me then your taste in movies must be sufficient to mine.
JJ,