The Worst Two Hours Of My Life.

Rating: 7/10 (20 November 2007)

Calling this movie awful would be a compliment. This is the WORST movie I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Why exactly is it in the top 50?! It's too bad to be so bad it's good so why? Are we getting that starved for fantasy this drivel is in the top 250?
First of all, why is called Pan's Labyrinth, or the Labyrinth of the Faun. There is NO LABYRINTH. None at all!
This movie was marketed as a Fantasy movie. Where Exactly is the Fantasy part? The Faun? The little Girl? Or maybe it's the part where the General bashes the guys nose in, over and over again.
I was so sickened by the gratuitous violence, I had to actually forward through most of the movie. If you want a two hour War Drama this movies for you, if you want a Fantasy movie steer clear of this one and watch Labyrinth, which by the way, contains a labyrinth.