What Labyrinth?

Rating: 2/10 (7 January 2007)

First of all, I would like my $14.00 back. After watching what possibly could have been the most boring, drool-ridden spy movie of all time (The Good Shepherd), I read a review about Pan's Labyrinth and it's "fantasy wonderland". Wanting to make things up to my wife for last week, I told her of this magical adult fairy-tale film. I now regret not allowing my wife the time to research the ratings on this site. Here's an idea, if your going to have a labyrinth, HAVE A LABYRINTH!! I got the idea that old pops was an evil-doer (Thanks, W) within the first few SUBTITLES. That's right folks, still hearing it from the wife on that one! When we finally got to the underground fantasy I thought things were looking up, but it gets worse! There's a guy with no eyeballs and drenched in flour with grapes that have been down there for Lord knows how long but she eats them anyway! But wait! Back to the war, (Why? We still don't know or care at this point). Don't see it, the chick dies anyway.