Look Alikes

Rating: 5/10 (14 November 2013)

What We have here is a Battle, Strike that, innumerable Battles Between Giant Monsters that all Look Alike and Giant Robots that all Look Alike, Piloted by Humans who all Look Alike. There is just no way to tell the Difference. It doesn't seem to Matter Much to those that might Consider what Matters.
One of the Reasons that it is Difficult to tell one Thing from another in this Film, that seems to have more Credits at the End then the Population of Tokyo, is that although much Effort has been Expended on the Detail, nothing is on Screen Long Enough for the Brain to Register what the Eye is Seeing. Speaking of the Brain, nah, better Not.
In Short Bursts there are some Pretty Cool Colors and Whirly Computer Screens that Hang in the Air, and other Shiny Things along side of Rusty Things. But for Over Two Hours it just Clangs and Numbs. In the End, All the Scenes Start to Look Alike (here we go again).
So Maybe a Sight and Sound Endurance Test is to Your Liking or there is a Bit of Nostalgia for Japanese Monster Movies and Rock em Sock em Robots (that was a Boomer Toy), this might not be a Bad Way to Waste a Couple of Hours. But for Anyone Else Probably just a Waste.