A Story by Cheech n' Chong after two bongs.

Rating: 5/10 (14 July 2013)

Here is the *spoiler* to the 'story' behind Pacific Rim, the story itself really is a joke but its worth a laugh and and maybe you will save $50:
An ancient race of aliens live inside the earths core where its 12 million degrees and molten lava (???!!!!) They have been here since the time of the Dinosaurs and in fact WERE responsible for the Dinosaurs as their first genetically engineered creatures unleashed by to wipe out man. (???!!!!! Are you #$% kidding me!). Since then, man kind has thrived and now they've cloned a new generation of super creatures to unleash on mankind. To combat the creatures they blow part of ones brain open, and have a human scientist do a 'mind meld' with it, a.k.a. Mr Spock! LOL! No really! And it gets better! -as if the pot they were smoking when they started writing this story was beginning to kick in: The Creatures now sense the plans of mankind because, AS YOU GUESSED IT, -a mind meld is a two way thing. (heavy bong smoke, choking and coughing heard in the theater) Finally to destroy the creatures, we send a nuclear bomb to the center of the earth, only to do so, we had to sneak in with a dead creature in order to pass their DNA test. !!!??? Finally they detonate a 150 megaton nuclear blast at the earths core (!!!!!) and every body celebrates. Roll credits, my wife almost leaves me in the parking lot at the theater as she's that angry that I brought her to see this movie.