Just a 10 year old boy's sugar rush.

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2013)

As Marvin the Paranoid Android might say "I saw it. It was AWFUL".
Nothing about this mess hangs together. These huge monsters rise so the obvious thing to do is construct giant robots to go Mano-a-Mano with them? Not drop a nuke on them? Come on.
When that starts to fail you build a huge wall that looks fab at the beginning of the film but then is never mentioned again, aside from the fact no wall would stop a monster climbing it? They're 250 feet tall!
What we have here is a 10 year old boy with ADHD crashing his Godzilla model and his Transformers together for TWO FREAKING HOURS! Crash! Crash! Crash! Take that, Godzilla! CRASH! Wham! Etc.
There is not a single cliché-free relationship in this film and, if the robots are made of steel, the characters are made of cardboard. In fact. the Jaegers have more personality than the actors, which isn't saying much, and the whole experience is like a huge sugar and popcorn rush in a kiddies matinée.
I can't believe this cynical pile of Kaiju excrement came from the director of PAN'S LABYRINTH or the HELLBOY films.