Star Wars Episode I with robots and monsters

Rating: 1/10 (15 April 2014)

The 1 star rating applies to the writing and directing of the movie. Sure, I didn't expect Shakespeare. Movies like The Rock, or 007 I find entertaining.
However, PR went above and beyond to provide a shitty experience. The writers should be barred from any movie writing. Even 2 year olds shouldn't be exposed to this drivel.
If you want to make a movie about "big robots" there is plenty of good stuff around to license. I understand the cash grab mentality to create your own IP, but this stinker should have been sunk to the bottom of the Pacific ocean, nuking optional.
If you enjoyed The Phantom Menace I'm sure you liked this one, too. The rest of us will be busy scouring our souls from this taint. The only positive thought is that I didn't drop $20 to see this in the theater.