The cinematic equivalent of BLING

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2013)

Are there lots of explosions ? - Yes Is it bright and colorful ? - Yes Is there a story ? - No Is there any character development ? - No Is it interesting ? - No Is it innovative ? - No Is there an interesting message ? - No Has it all been done before ? - Yes , every little bit, just never all thrown onto the screen quite like an upchucked multi coloured ice cream like this sickening little money waster was Of course it will all be outdone soon on the effects front and there isn't one iota of an idea or image that will be remembered from this pile of overblown Hollywood tripe I managed to watch it all the way through in a state of shock ... Its not that it doesn't keep you looking ... Its just that it wastes the eyes ... And your left just thinking WTF have I just sat through STINKY VACUOUS NONSENSE