Embarrassingly Bad

Rating: 2/10 (10 October 2013)

Giant Tinker-Toys meet Godzilla! Teenage Mutant Turtles Meet Power Rangers! Every cliché every written makes an appearance in this big-budget disaster. I wish I could say something good, but I can't.
The performances are stilted. You know what the actors are going to say before they say it. The lead actress has two expressions, both require no ability. The males act like teenagers in rut. The fight scenes are reminiscent of fake TV wrestling. This was made for those whose shoe size is bigger than their IQ.
Such a waste of talent from the director. What could be worse than the Iron Man trilogy? Than the Avengers? Than Captain America? Pacific Rim.
Save your money. This one blows chunks.