2 hours I will never get back

Rating: 1/10 (11 May 2014)

CGI-Good, Plot and Cast-Terrible - This movie is just one bad cliché after another. I have no idea how I managed to sit all the way through it. I said to my girlfriend... £20 says his brother will die in the first battle and he will wander off into obscurity. Safe to say, she owes me £20 ;). All in all, awful movie, absolutely dreadful. How things like this don't go straight to DVD is beyond me. Awful, awful,awful. How Del Torro has produced this so badly is staggering. It's like as if someone threw a bunch of cheesy sayings into a big bag of cheese and just picked out a few and slapped them into a script. If a friend gave me this film on DVD as a birthday present, they would no longer be my friend. Adiós