That...was...awesome!

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2016)

First this thing goes WOOSH, and then this other thing goes BLAM, and then this guy goes BROOD, and this Japanese chick goes SWOON, and then this robot goes KAPOW, and then this monster goes SCREECH, and then this Australian guy goes "G'Doy Moit"(it was a TOTALLY convincing accent), and then this scientist goes AAAGGGHHH, and then this smarter scientist goes PISH TOSH, and then wotsizname...Hellboy goes I'M TOUGH AS NAILS, and then...something happens to him and he don't seem so tough no more(AWESOME plot twist!), and then this black British guy goes GRRRR, and then this hole opens up and everyone goes OH NO! - not necessarily in THAT order, and then...and then...I can't remember anything else coz...mommy said I passed out from too much sugar.
My rating - 11 out of Chocolate.