Pathetic Rim- Pokemon on Roids

Rating: 3/10 (18 July 2013)

I read mixed reviews about this film and I usually trust IMDb ratings and will usually check out a film if its above a 6, so considering this is a 7.9 me and the lads decided to go and watch it and make our own minds up which leads me to ask: WHO THE F**K HAS VOTED THIS AT 7.9? anything above a 5 is generous, it only gets a 3 due to the immense fight scenes.
This is by far the worst film I have seen this year, it is should have skipped the movies like its b-movie cousins, 'sharknado' and 'mega shark v giant octopus', although admittedly it has much better special effects. Firstly the acting is appalling, I never once felt convinced by the actors and the 2 scientists suck major ass, they just got annoying towards the end, Secondly it is absolute CHEEEEEESSSSEE, its more cheesy then a cheese string, and Pathetic Rim probably contains more dairy than a cheese string! the lines in this film are cringe worthy, me and the lads almost walked out.
Next there is the storyline, there are major flaws in the storyline and the kaiju never really get fully explained, we know they are all clones but they all look different? sorry if I'm wrong but aren't clones the same? and they certainly don't give birth! these underwater creatures manage to swim hundreds of miles yet there is a gorilla one? how the hell did he make it to the surface? another thing that annoyed me is the battles that take place are up to waist height in the water on the jaegers? they are flown from the land by helicopter, at enormous expense to the tax payer and dropped off yet they can still stand up? bizarre, My final rant will be on the point where the Jaegers get terminated by the government who intend to build a wall! a Wall seriously, they intended to keep monstrous aliens some of which can fly, out by building a wall, was the writer stuck for ideas? Apart form that it was a OK, fight scenes were plentiful and fun although they kept throwing the Kaijus into the water, how would that hurt it? special effects were good so if you have nothing better to do, wait for the DVD I wouldn't recommend a Cinema trip.