Pointless Drivel. Beware FOMO.

Rating: 1/10 (17 August 2019)

The simple truth of the matter is that Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Reservoir Dogs remain the pinnacle of Tarantino's film making career. and some of those films deservedly are notable highlights of the art form itself. Since then it has all been self-indulgent failure for whatever the reasons. Personally, I couldn't care less to pontificate as to why that is the case.
Once...a Time... is based in cheap celebrity worship, relying on the reputations of its two megastars to convince audiences they are watching gold dust. There is no plot, no noticeable dialogue, and no point to the film. The music tricks audiences in the final third into suspense, but overall I found the experience forgettable, except for the amazing hysteria surrounding the film via the mainstream media.
I Don't think I will bother to watch another film by QT, seeing as how his later career oeuvre has petered out. This film, while certainly not his worst, is very very far from the breathtaking cinema and promise of his early output.
If you can stomach the fomo, save your money.