Part 3: alternative endings to actual events, a proposal

Rating: 8/10 (6 December 2019)

On the 10th of september 2001, Jack (played by Chuck Norris) is having a bad day. His wife just left him, his job with the Russian mob as a kung fu hitman is going through some rough patches and his mistress is pregnant with triplets (girls).
To blow of some steam he decides to go party in Boston with his good buddy Frank (Steven Seagal). They take a lot of drugs and do silly things. When in the middle of doing all these silly things, they run into a group of five nervous and overagitated young men.
Things take a turn for the worse. Jack and Frank end up killing all five in terrible but very creative and inventive ways. They head on home to New York on flight 11 the next day with a crazy hangover.
The End