Once upon a time...oh, never mind.

Rating: Null/10 (10 June 2002)

Though this movie contains some beautiful cinematography depicting old New York, it comes extremely close to being nonsensical about 2/3 of the way through. In fact, its stupidity so perplexed me that I couldn't floss my teeth for thinking about it. It assumes the air of a grand and sweeping story...all that's missing is the story.