Is This Where David Lynch Got His Inspiration From?

Rating: Null/10 (4 October 2003)

This movie was tedious. It was so heavy going, that I had to watch it over a week. At it's conclusion, it has annoyed me so much, that I feel compelled to comment and warn people away from this slow moving and dull, supposed cinematic masterpiece. To its credit, the production values for this movie were superb but wasted on a non-lucid script that would make David Lynch proud. I was totally lost and left with many questions after suffering through this 220 minute bland-a-thon. I want my 220 minutes back!!! Not worth rating...