Yuck and yuk!!

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2015)

Fake fight scenes, live octopus eating, incest, painful sex, prolonged scenes of tooth extraction, and a blown out looking protagonist with mad, dirty hair who jumps a pretty girl as she sits on the loo all await you in the pretentious and disgusting spectacle that is Oldboy. I actually turned it off to clean the house, which shows how much I liked it. As I discovered the entire plot on IMDb board, I feel lucky to have escaped before the denouement, which is the piece de resistance as in "lead me to the vomitorium." There's nothing I hate more than cleaning the kitchen except for foreign films that revel in pointless gore for its shock value.