I walked out.

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 2007)

(I get a kick out of all the whiny dweebs who keep trying to delete this post. Reason: "WAAH, IT MAKES ME MAAAD!" That should give you an indication of the sort of people who like this movie: whiny dweebs.)
What an annoying little pretentious slop of a movie. If it's any indication, Quentin Tarantino worships it. That alone should send up some warning flags (that fruitcake should go back to his decapitated Barbie dolls).
I feel sorry for the 4 squids that were killed in the making of this movie (shoved into some guy's mouth and eaten alive & thrashing about). For what? So that some punk boys in the audience can say, "Yuck! Coooool!" It's a sad day for the human race when this is a celebrated form of entertainment.
Btw, the star of the movie, supposedly a devout Buddhist, excused his actions by saying he prayed for each squid after he chewed it up alive. How sweet.
Aside from that, the movie is about as juvenile as one of my 4th grade crayon sketches. I guess that's why this film is popular with 4th graders. (Does your mommy know you're sneaking out to watch R-rated films?) I'm appalled at how many internet kids love this movie. But then again, a lot of Romans loved the gladiatorial games. If you're one of these people, go ahead; ignore this review and go back to slurping your raw meat & watching porn. You're just one of the (internet) masses.