The most unintellectual, mind numbingly boring film you could feast your eyes on...

Rating: 1/10 (16 March 2013)

Frankly I can't understand the rating of this film on IMDb. Eight point something - oh puh-lease. Yes, I wasted nearly two hours of my life watching this utter tripe, in some vain, and hoping for some redemption - however, as the film went on, and with every minute longer that I watched it, as opposed to having reached for the power button, as much as I sensed disappointment looming 10 minutes through, the disappointment continued without abatement until the very end. So my advice to you is, watch it, I don't care if you ignore this warning/review! but should you, 15 minutes through start having reservations - act upon them and save yourself some time.
The worst thing about a film that you've got to watch with subtitles, is, you have to stay focused intently else you might miss something. On the plus side, it means I am able to present to you, my opinion, that you can rest assured is something formed from a full and proper, intense session, of a waste of 2 hours of my life! Not through laziness, but just because this film is so simple in storyline, - there isn't much depth to it and hence I don't really think this film deserves much more time spent on it pondering the rubbish storyline which is very thin on the ground.
Suffice to say, the premise of the entire film is a joke. It's fantasy land viewing with scenes that are too far fetched. Even if the scenes were believable - the motivations of protagonist are not. Of the far fetched scenes, all were mediocre, leaning towards downright laughable and boring.
This film has been over-rated by a bunch of namby pamby wannabe critics without a clue. People who see something from nothing. A joke. I could sum up the entire premise of this film in one paragraph, and the film makers have padded it out to a 2 hour film. There are two times when the majority of people write reviews, when they really like a film, or and more often, when they really despise it. This film falls into the latter category, because there are people out there who believe this is a masterclass and have almost coerced people like me into wasting 2 hours of my life to watch this - so here I am, offering balance. Watch to your detriment - this film is for simple minds, and reviewing this in 2013, and decades down the line, people will look upon this film with contempt, the same way I have. My two cents!