Almost as intelligent as Paris Hilton's sex tape

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2007)

This flick is, quite plainly, for people who are easily impressed. How else can one explain it's sudden flash-in-the-pan rise to pop culture stardom followed by its demise into obscurity? It's for people with short attention spans, who are impressed by flashy weird scenes which carry no real obligation for the viewer to think. If I were 15 years old I would probably love this kind of flick because it's the sort of flick that makes you feel like you're smart. It does this by being so stupid. I could summarize the plot, theme, philosophy and artistry in one word: WEAK. Please don't be one of the fawning pop culture drones who adore this movie just because Tarantino tells you so. Try to have a mind of your own.