Ocean's Twelve = Absolutely terrible (with reasons included)

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2005)

Okay well you must be asking yourself? WHY WHY WHY?! Well the first half of the movie makes you think that you are going to end up with a awesome storyline with twists and subplots... nope. At least in the start of the movie you'll partly believe that something is being hidden, a subplot if you must. I watched it all the way to the end waiting, and when the credits started rolling I was still waiting. I borrowed this movie off a friend before he had watched it. I was vocal on how bad the movie actually was and I explained the worst parts of the movie and still to this day he has it, but still hasn't watched it. The worst part, this: Julia Roberts plays Tess Ocean, Danny Ocean's (George clooney's) wife within the actual movie. The real problem with this is, a scene which Tess Ocean dresses up in different clothes and looks like she is pregnant, to disguise as "Julia Roberts" within the movie. This calls the entire storyline & cast into question, she is pretending to be herself within a movie, even a Bruce Willis's cameo just added more confusion. If you have 2 hours spare and all you're dvds catch fire except ocean's twelve, STILL Don't WATCH IT. Trust me, it has some "witty banter", actors, destinations, jokes etc. But if you honestly watch it through not even these small things can possibly save you're viewing experience.
1/10