A boring film

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2004)

Oceans 12 Tried too hard and failed to be witty and clever. It had no meat and no crunch. There was no action at all, no excitement no tension, no violence, no sex, no blood. It was dull and boring. All bad words were childishly bleeped out. There was no story line. It was disjointed. There was no character development. There was no acting involved. The only important character was Zeta Jones. It was stupid, silly, and totally aloof, blasé, and superficial. It was a waste of time. It was only a vehicle for an expensive luxurious European vacation reunion for the stars, a kind of Let's have a fun summer get together in Europe and call it a movie. It seemed to be definitely and deliberately filmed as an under 12 years picture for the family.