If you liked Oceans 11 don't see this film

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2005)

This movie tries to be twisty like the first (Oceans 11) but fails at every point. It jumps backs and forwards with dates and robberies that just bores you. Each part of the story is unbelievable and each robbery is replayed after the event, not in real time.
There is no suspense in the movie. You get constant shots of Zeta-Jones in any number of outfits.
The idea that a top museum has dancing laser beams as opposed to the more effective IR security of a normal house is just silly.
The movie could end at any moment and it would be not be out of place, because there is no beginning middle or end. When it does end it is a relief.
Trust me - don't watch it.