I'm getting real tired of these Soderbergh arty yawners

Rating: 1/10 (17 February 2006)

Yes, the arty, trembled camera-work we have seen to death in his movies, and yes, the slow-paced narrative and the colors. In addition to that, the bloated, lazy Hollywood aging bankable stars: Brad - not to mention any recent movie - Pitt, George - ever growing double chin(but making OK movies, still) - Clooney, Julia - lately transvestite look-alike Roberts, Matt - pig-face - Damon and ever plain and insipid Catherine Zeta Jones. No story, no point, except the "behind the scenes" - buzz that the cast partied in Clooney's Italian residence which was the pretext for the whole movie, I believe. The only plus is Vincent Cassel, who is excellent as always, but even that cannot make up for the rest. I'm glad I ripped it off the internet and didn't stuff another 10 bucks for a ticket into these bloated guys pockets, because it would have made me regret it. Maybe the ever-growing internet piracy will water-down the exorbitant paychecks these wretched f**kers get just for doing what is increasingly NOTHING.