awful. shame on these people.

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2005)

this movie is the ultimate Hollywood metaphor for masturbation. the only pleasure or gratification from this "film" was from the pot they got to smoke in Amsterdam on top of the collected $120 million the stars all earned. these guys just made this movie and stroked their own egos to such a ridiculous degree that any thoughts of a plausible or accessible plot where not an afterthought, but completely disregarded. it's pure style - hip, "edgy" (edgy meaning crooked) camera angles, brad pitt in cool clothes, ludicrous and contrived dialogue laboring to be witty, and just a blatant disregard for the audience's intellect. Oceans 12 is an affront to the intellect of the American populace, trailer trash included. I hope Clooney, Pitt, and Soderbergh don't have another hit for the next 30 years for putting this steaming pile of crap out there. If there should be an Ocean's 13 in the future, I might just have to go on a three state killing spree. Pure garbage, pure drivel, shame on everyone involved for trying to pass this off as entertainment. You deserve a fate that I cannot describe on this forum. crap. pure crap.