Bad. So bad.

Rating: 1/10 (15 December 2004)

There are SPOILERS included in these comments.
The story that goes nowhere. The endless, endless, endless repetitive shots of all ten, or eleven, or twelve people doing the same damned thing. The snickering-behind-the-hand, aren't-we-cool acting. The deus ex machina. Julia Roberts as Tess Ocean as Julia Roberts.
Oh Lord. This is the MOST BORING FILM I've seen in years. I wanted to walk out, and would have, if I hadn't been with two companions.
Ugh. Disgusting. Awful.