Please spare us from Ocean's Thirteen

Rating: 3/10 (19 May 2005)

This film was truly a disappointment and I would give it a lower rating if it wasn't for a few redeeming features, such as George Clooney's eyes, a few precious expressions on Elliott Gould's face, and several of Catherine Z-J's outfits. It is a star-studded delight that is sorely lacking in plot. And what plot it does have is, at times, barely comprehensible and woefully unbelievable. If you love these actors, then by all means rent the film and drool to your heart's content. But if you're looking for a clever action flick with the pizazz of the first film (which I truly enjoyed!), I'm afraid you will find yourself swimming in the wrong ocean.