Terrible

Rating: 1/10 (27 September 2005)

I gave this movie a 1 out of 10 because I have seen it twice and I hated it even more the second time because I knew that the whole thing was just the director waving his dick in your face and then the big surprise ending is unfathomably stupid. I was unfortunate enough to watch this movie a few days before leaving on a flight to Europe. The really bad part is that it was also shown on my flight to and from Europe (I was gone for 2.5 months).
You know what, if they stole the egg on the train, show me that in the movie. Don't show me unrelated crap for 90% of the movie and then give me the 2 minute synopsis of what really happened at the end. This movie is a complete and utter waste of time. Anyone who says otherwise is sucking George Clooney's cock.