Bad, Boring Blech!

Rating: 2/10 (30 December 2004)

Too long. Too much waste of good (albeit politically ignorant) talent. Scene with Topher Grace makes him look like a complete boob (and Bruce Willis doesn't help himself much either). Don't waste your time -- this was not a true sequel, but an ad-lib roleplaying by some buddies to write off a trip to Europe.
Julia Roberts is getting worse as she gets older. Clooney was his usual smug self (good) and Pitt and Damon were as good as usual. But the rest of the cast was unneeded and way too many actors/characters to be effective. I couldn't even remember most of them from the first film. And the whole Zeta-Jones story was just too implausible based on the information they gave.
And don't get me started on the frickin' lasers.