Oceans Twelve is nothing to write home about...

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2005)

I really enjoyed seeing Ocean's Eleven and was excited to see Ocean's Twelve (especially since the jewelry store scene was shot across the street from my mom's office), but I was VERY disappointed. The first half hour of the movie was Andy Garcia "catching" up with the twelve after 3 1/2 years plus. He got his money from the insurance company, so what's he so mad about? ('cause Ocean got his girl (that was really Ocean's ex to begin with?) AHHHHHHH! The movie was AWFUL! I could not believe that they put this movie out! I was thinking that Matt Damon had a bunch of better movies than his best bud, but this one sets him back. They made him out to be a blubbering idiot and the movie stunk! After seeing the movie, it almost seemed like they decided one day, "Hmmm... maybe we should do a remake of the movie" and didn't write a script and just went out that day and made the movie. Very Anti-climactic and not sure how they figure it's the "biggest heist" since it was a hoax-heist to begin with. They just got on a train and had it handed to them. Anyways... I just wanted to voice how much I disliked the movie. I really wish I had rented it now....since I am out $20- for the movie. Does Wal-Mart have a stupid movie return policy?