The Ego's have landed!!!

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2005)

I quite enjoyed Oceans 11. It had a good 'big show Saturday Night movie' feel to it. Holy God. Why bother with such a shameless sequel.
It is the most sickening display of self indulgent Hollywood back scratching i've ever seen. The plot is terrible, the 'lock stock' style of direction is tired and leaden and the acting is appalling. George Clooney should be absolutely ashamed of himself! Not since 'Love, Honour and Obey' has there been such a dire example egotism displayed on screen. Some of the scenes (i'm not sure whether they are scripted or not, I sincerely hope so as if they were ad lib'd the actors should be shot!) could come straight out the lowest set of a year 9 drama lesson.
I cannot say enough bad things about this pitiful excuse of a movie (see the Julia Roberts as Julia Roberts scenes). Avoid Avoid Avoid!!!