Your not making any sense!

Rating: 5/10 (26 January 2006)

(Some spoilers) More like a private home movie then a major Hollywood studio made motion picture for the movie-going public "Ocean's 12" doesn't make any sense at all with these dozen or so international super crooks.The crooks are seen jet-setting all over the capitals of Europe in an attempt to steal up to 160 million dollars. This is all done in a number of elaborate heists to pay off big time US hoodlum and owner of the Bellaslo Casino, who these same crooks ripped off, Terry Benedict, Andy Garcia.
As if he were all knowing and omnipresent Benedict pops up all over the country in the strangest of places to surprise all the hoods involved in the robbery of his casino some three years ago. Telling the former crooks that if they don't come up with his money plus interest within two weeks they'll be as dead and buried as last years turnip crop.
We have the happy go lucky robbers led by Danny Ocean and Rusty Ryan,George Clooney & Brad Pitt, go to Amsterdam to begin their scavenger hunt for Benidict's stolen millions by stealing tens of millions from others. For some reason the USA was too dangerous for them even though they've live there with all their ill-gotten loot for the last three years without having any fear of being arrested by the police.
In Amsterdam we soon learn the real reason for Benedict's unusual actions? Benedict seemed uninterested about getting his money back all these years but why all of a sudden is he now? This super-duper crook Francois Touolur,Vicent Cassel, also known as the "Night Fox" want's to pit his wits and robbing skills and abilities against the crack Ocean 12 crew. Touolur wants to prove to them that he's the biggest baddest and best crook of them all. We also learn that it was Touolur who tipped off Benedict on the Danny Ocean's crews whereabouts to get them to come out of hiding, or retirement, to meet his challenge.
The film "Ocean's 12" get's more and more confusing as it goes along with hot-shot and pretty Interpole agent Isabel Lahiri, Catherine Zeta-Jones, joining in on the case and single-handedly screws it all up by being taking advantage of and then made to look like a jerk by Rusty & Co. Isabel also learns who her long lost father, who she thought was long dead, is at the end of the movie to the surprise of no one, on the screen or in the audience, but herself.
No matter what fixes the Ocean 12 boy's get into they always end up on the winning side with the obnoxious and ridicules "Night Fox". The "Night Fox" ends up looking like the narcissistic and arrogant nitwit, instead of the criminal mastermind, that he really is.
The movie reaches the hight of self-mocking when we have Tess Ocean, played by Julia Roberts,impersonate actress Julia Roberts in an effort to have her husband Danny & Co. steal this "Golden Easter Egg" at the Rome Museum. Who should pop up at the museum but actor Bruce Willis who happens to be doing a movie with the real Julia Roberts in Mexico! You have to give Tess Ocean credit for her acting since she completely fooled Bruce Willis as well as everyone else into believing that she was actually THE Julia Roberts and not Danny Ocean's wife.