Damn Hollywood

Rating: Null/10 (12 October 2005)

Commenter Andrew Wastie had this blistering snatch of a movie and its shameless actors and makers pegged right in his summary. And anyone who has anything good at all to say about this movie should be smacked silly and shot in the ass. It appears there is a reliable enough resource of you types in the world to get people who make dung heaps like Ocean's 12 paid enough money to go ahead and make such a time, energy and life sucking monster for the rest of us to get fooled into seeing. You're the same idiots who laugh at all the one-liners Hollywood puts in so many movies these days. Those stupid one-liners the directors and producers think of when they say, "Aw, lets make the audience laugh here even though what's going on is not really funny but serious." And the audience loves them and just bursts out laughing because they're like goldfish being fed. It must be wonderful to be Julia Roberts. It must be one giant fantasy, one giant ego boosting orgasm of a life she has. Getting paid millions to pretend to look like herself. Jesus. How do I get that gig. More amazing, how do any of those actors sleep at night after raping the movie going world? I mean, lots of actors get together on screen to make crap, only it's obvious "before" you pay. Those movies are called Caddyshack 2, Meatballs 2, Ghostbusters 2. Grease 2 was a better movie than Ocean's 12. At least it wasn't Olivia Newton John pretending to be herself. At least it was Michelle what's-her-face pretending to try to take Olivia's place. And the worst is, after these fudge heads goof off for 2 hours of your life, after they've been paid the big bucks for purposely failing to attempt to make anything more than crap(those motherhumpers), they'll then be the same ones trying to be serious and mouth off their politics at you and expect you to listen to them because unlike the rest of us, the world will pay to see them become rich from fudge flops like Ocean's 12.