Dreadful

Rating: 3/10 (16 April 2005)

Ocean's Twelve is an unnecessary sequel to the terrific Ocean's 11. What we have here are big movie stars getting paid a lot of money to service a script that is neither coherent or interesting. Did anybody think that these actors needed a script to work with? I guess the movie is about Andy Garcia wanting his money back that was stolen in the first movie and hunts down all 11 of the thieves to demand it back. I knew immediately this movie was in trouble when the setup took too long. Does he really need to visit all 11 to get his point across? So, they reunite and try to do new jobs in Europe. Along the way, they are chased by cop Catherine Zeta Jones. Well, enough about the plot. I stopped caring after a while and what happens next is so confusing, I couldn't write a good spoiler even if I wanted to. Watch the original instead and you'll have fun. Forget this movie.