Very educative

Rating: 3/10 (1 March 2007)

Last evening I watched "Ocean's Twelve". Couple years after it arrived. It was just because of 'not much left in DVD rental'. First hour was extremely boring mess. Second half was something better, even started to look as movie. Anyway, I learned some things about how to pass laser guarding system and went into night to gain something from it... I managed to reach desk with top secret plans for future movies. And guess what I found? Rough script for 'Ocean's Twenty-two'. What a nice presence for movie fans! I will post here some parts - considering limit of length, I can not posting whole.
Ocean's Twenty-two:
Danny sits on plane and flies away from his wife, town, child. When Tess arrives home she sees instead her son message: 'Pay 2 billion bucks or never see him alive'. She calls Danny with coded message: 'The rats eaten tomato'. Danny was shocked, but only for moment. He went into cockpit and asked them to turn back - 'My son's life is in danger!'. They said 'OK. After all we are humans.'. So, he is back. Following actions aren't developed in script, but some basements are made: he will have rescue team of 22 man, every race and for the first time every sex. They will lift whole building to rescue their son. All it will be after collecting informations in Rio, Casablana, Singapur and Napoli. Or maybe just good old Europe will be better?
In one of many relaxed social scenes George Clooney's character will ask 'Do I really look as 70 year old?'. - 'No, for Christ sake, Danny'. And when we are at ages: Julia Robert's character will be asked/forced to act daughter of movie star Julia Roberts - because she is almost like her.
At the end they will get 2 billions (and son back) because admitted that Bill Gates is better businessman than Danny.