Wow... just, wow. Uttter crap from start to end

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 2004)

I love Ocean's Eleven. I consider it one of the best films of our generation, possibly even of all time. George Clooney and his Croonies stole the money, the girl, and the audience in their hilarious escapade in Las Vegas. When the films grossed $183,417,150 in the US and $267,300,000 overseas, a sequel was unavoidable. If only they would've paid attention to writing a decent script.
The film starts out with Benedict going to various parts of the country to warn the Ocean's 11 they have two weeks to give him his money back(with interest). They realize they're 'too hot to work in this country', so they decide to work a series of robberies in the UK. Yeah, that's interesting. As well as being overlong and boring, most of the aspects of the films are so confusing I fell asleep.
*MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Now, when comparing the rest of this crap to the ending, it almost seems good. Seven of the original eleven end up in jail, so Linus, Turk and Basher get Tess to fly over to help them rob some egg thing by having her pose as- Julia Roberts. This of course doesn't work, and the four of them get busted. Linus's mom bails them out of jail in a plot twist so asinine that I wish not to comment any more on it.
All in all, the only thing Clooney's Croonies end up stealing from us is $68+ million of ticket sale.
Ocean's Twelve *(one) out of **********(ten) stars