Laugh's Three, Or Not A Very Entertaining Movie

Rating: 2/10 (11 December 2001)

Yeah I laughed out loud three times total. "'Suicidal?', 'Only in the mornings.'"; "Don't turn up in Newport Beach trying to by a 100,000 dollar car." And one other time, but I can't remember when that was. The Newport Beach line is classic, a sly reference to the kidnapping a few years ago of the former Bellagio owner's daughter, wherein they paid the ransom, but the kidnappers got caught in So. Cal., trying to buy a Ferrari for cash. This line flew way over the heads of the audience in the showing I saw. And damn we were in Reno, Nevada where the kidnapping made pretty big news. But then the audience was laughing and having a good ole time thoughout the rest of this movie. Both these facts lead me to believe that the audience was lobotomized.
It's amazing in a movie with so many actors having tremendous on-screen chemistry, that none of it shows here. The chemistry of this movie is nil, assign a number from 1-10 to whichever actor in this film, epitomizes charisma and chemistry for you, then divide that number by 11. That should give you an idea of how bland this film and it's acting performances. If you like this movie, it's my guess that you are incapable of long division and something as complex as dividing by eleven. Make your appointment with the brain surgeon and get your lobotomy done pronto.