Celebrity City

Rating: Null/10 (5 June 2006)

"Oh my god, Blanche, I couldn't believe how many STARS and CELEBRITIES were in this film." "I know! Wasn't it EXCITING to see so many NOTABLES all at once!" "Watching this film was so much more fun than watching TV." "Well, maybe a little more fun."
First we have the MOVIE STARS: George Clooney, Brad Pitt AND Julia Roberts. Matt Damon is also considered a MOVIE STAR by some people, I don't know why.
Then we have ACTORS WHO HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN IN MOVIES FOR YEARS: Elliott Gould, Carl Reiner, Andy Garcia.
Next, PEOPLE FROM TV:Bernie Mac
Next, RELATIVES OF OTHER ACTORS: Scott Caan, Casey Affleck
Next, RELATIVES OF THE DIRECTOR: David Sontag, Larry Sontag
Next, CELEBRITIES who are uncredited but it's SO MUCH FUN to spot them in bit parts, just like Where's Waldo: Lennox Lewis, Henry Silva, Eydie Gormé, Angie Dickinson, Steve Lawrence (He's STILL around? I thought he was dead.) Wayne Newton (Does this guy have to be in EVERY movie filmed in Las Vegas? Oh, I forgot. He OWNS part of Las Vegas.) Siegfried Fischbacher, Roy Horn, Jim Lampley, Topher Grace.
Next, PRODUCERS OF THE MOVIE: Jerry Weintraub ("I'll get you the money for this film but I have to be in it."
Finally, THE DIRECTOR HIMSELF: Steven Soderbergh ("I directed this mess so at least I get to put myself in it." )