Run of the mill, but not bad.

Rating: 7/10 (4 March 2002)

The cast list promises more than is delivered, but that said the performances are good, the direction has its moments and for whiling away a rainy day it is good value for money. However, it can't go without mentioning that it also features the worst attempt at a cockney accent and patois since Dick Van Dyke "Chim-chimineed" his way through Mary Poppins. Truly awful! It made Keanu Reeves attempt in Dracula look positively spiffing!!!