Wow, what an amazing cut-scene, oops, I mean movie, yes MOVIE

Rating: Null/10 (29 July 2013)

Good lord WTF. That's two for two pathetic endeavors of "all style, zero substance" piffle by Joseph Kosinski. I didn't think things could get much worse after Tron 2.0, but here we have another insanely expensive, cruelly unentertaining computer game montage to prove me wrong. Tom Cruise should stick to his former strategy of making films without a female love interest because his attempts at "romance" with women actors are just laughable/vomit-inducing. In our family, watching a Tom Cruise film is inevitably accompanied by the speculation game we call "Who had to suck Tom's cock the most to get into this film?" and clearly the winner here is Nikolaj Coaster-Waldau - although he probably got off lighter than poor Jamie Parker in Valkyrie. I hope Melissa Leo didn't have to film for more than one day - all she was given to do was recite lines in a static close up and mid shot - I bet she's glad she won that Oscar now. What an absolute waste of time and money. Rubbish.