Uhhh what

Rating: 2/10 (4 September 2013)

You know that feeling where you get caught holding the bag? Where you feel like you knew you took a risk but were still wrongly done. That's how I felt renting this movie. Not a big sci-fy guy so take this with a grain of salt if you're a space fanatic, but I was like alright Tom cruise, Morgan freeman, and one of the better looking bond girls in recent years, this can't fail.
BUT THEN IT DID. Let me just ask, which cat forgot to bury this turd in litter. What an awful, awful, SEDATING, pile of cat crap. Visuals blah blah blah, visually, there's a 10 movies every year pushing boundaries. Animators on this you do your Job well, but so does the best player on the rival team. You respect that player, but you wouldn't be caught dead being supportive of that team.
Just.... There's not much to say here. It was just a bunch of recycled sci-fy garbage. If you replaced Tom cruise with Clive Owen and Morgan freeman with Gerry Bussey, and changed nothing else, you'd see how few redeemable qualities there really were. A.I. Based aliens from outer space conning human clones into doing its bidding while it steals earths water... Hasn't this been done a thousand damn times. Even little hints of total recall thievery with the mind wipe and the reoccurring dreams of deep cemented memories.
Seriously. Even if you haven't seen this, you've seen this. At least when a new iPhone comes out every 6 months it's improved in some way. Any way.