Laughably bad yet entertaining

Rating: 4/10 (20 August 2013)

The only criticism I've heard of this stupid movie so far that wasn't from the voices in my own head was that Tom Cruise is in it, and that he's a Scientologist...really people? Who cares? Anyway, if you are a movie buff, you will surely get some good laughs from this movie, it's very cheesy, but in the good kind of way. I'm still glad I saw this at the Dollar movie. Tom Cruise uses his skills he learned while flying F- 14s in 'Top Gun' to dodge lightning in this movie when he is being chased by killer drones. No, seriously. He literally dodges lightning and it hits the drones behind him. I always write about spoilers in bad movies because it really isn't worth saving up for so here it is. The 'aliens' are the human resistance led by Morgan Freeman! So after years of fighting Tom Cruises drone army, all Morgan Freeman does is leave behind books and things for him...what? Why would they not just leave a note behind that says "Stop killing us, we are people, here is an enclosed picture of our rag-tag army without our predator helmets on, see? We're humans and you are a clone, and so is your sexy clone partner." They leave the helmets and predator gear on to "fool" the killer drones. WHAT? Oh OK, that explains everything, thank you, movie. That wraps is all up guys. Then the all knowing computer mothership thing lets the humans crash land on Earth for some reason... it's not like the mothership doesn't know about the human craft in orbit. It was right in front of the mothership at one point. Just send out a drone to blast it while in orbit...the drones knew to kill the survivors AFTER the crash, but not before? What? OK there are just so many things to point out for being stupid. Also, why does this have a 7.1? Like how Tom Cruise in this movie seems pretty intelligent, why does he believe he will be "fried" in the "Radiation Zones"? His high tech ship and cool gear doesn't protect him from radiation at all? If it would fry you in the zone, wouldn't the radiation at least harm you when you are close to it? Why doesn't he question that at all? He just accepts that he can't go there. So in closing it sucks, but in a good way. It would be wroth renting at the Red Box if you are bored and wanna drink some beers with your buddies and laugh at all the really obnoxiously retarded parts. (Movie also contains partially nudity of the hot clone)