'You know what they called him at school?'

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2012)

Was it ploppy? or floppy. I can't remember, by that time I had ordered pizza and hookers and couldn't care less what they called him, who was the most pathetic at the party or anything else these cartoon characters spewed from their poisonous hideous ploppy floppy lips.
Hugh Grant is hugh grant in a hugh grant film, starring Julias teeth and a bunch of life long jobbing British upper class actors. How I hooted for the first 10 minutes but thats probably down to the E kicking in - still with a mood enhancing drug inside me I was left feeling utterly disgusting and ill by this boring typically British puff piece.
Anyone from outside the Uk must think we all have dinner parties, act like deranged batty history professors and secretly loath ourselves under our posh stiff upper lipped exteriors. I just hate myself for not banging Nicola Taylor at Uni.
I expect any Hollywood actress coming to London would fall for a tumbling idiot who works in a book shop or owns it or whatever. Next time Scarlett Johansson is in London I must brush up on my stuttering, slightly awkward, spineless bimbo act and I may be right in there.
I loved it.