"Notting Swill"

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2004)

Just another horrible movie with Julia Roberts playing the same annoying character...again. It's really tired. That stupid laugh, the toothy horse faced grin. The long, ratty hair. Everything about this woman is annoying. This film is regurgitated slop we've all seen a million times before. Hugh Grant does not help this hackneyed situation at all. I don't know what Roberts is going to do now that she's getting too over-the-hill to play the "All-American Ingenue" character she's beaten into the ground like a dead horse (no pun intended). She has no range or depth to advance into more meaty, mature characters. Early retirement for motherhood would be a welcomed relief for many.