Should be called "Nothing Here"

Rating: 2/10 (2 November 1999)

Not since "Intersection" have I spent a movie looking at my watch to see when it ended. I honestly don't know who was worse, Ms Roberts or Mr Grant. They both became so grating on the nerves that I couldn't wait for the movie to end. The most enjoyable part of the film (aside from it being over) were the trailers they showed before it. Even the one for the snack bar had better acting than this waste of film. Aside from shamelessly borrowing from "Roman Holiday", this film lacks a plot or characters worth caring about. Ms Roberts' character is not worthy of pity for the situations she finds herself in as she is shallow and self-indulgent--perhaps it wasn't a stretch for her to play this part. Mr Grant's constant stuttering and eye-blinking made me more sick than the motion sequences of "Blair Witch Project". Not worth seeing or renting. Save the money for something better... it shouldn't be that hard.