What will it take to end Canada's NON-STOP assault . . .

Rating: 6/10 (4 March 2014)

. . . on America?! NON-STOP, funded by a British Columbia tax credit, sullies the heroes of 9-11 (the NYPD) by making them out to be incompetent fools! The family members of 9-11 victims are portrayed as psychotic terrorists, along with all the on-screen U.S. servicemen. America's post-9-11 saviors--United States Air Marshals--are pictured as alcoholic, cocaine-smuggling rejects with five-day beards who duct tape airliner's smoke detectors in order to chain-smoke in jet johns instead of doing their jobs on planes swarming with terrorists! When the air marshals are not busy trying to kill each other, these American Guardians are depicted cutting free and providing guns multiple times to terrorists that any American first-grader would finger under our wonderful "See something, say something" program. Every word I've written here is true, as you know if you've already given these Canadian character assassins your hard-earned American money for the "privilege" of viewing their insidious propaganda. If we don't curtail these vicious NON-STOP cultural attacks NOW, their next movie is likely to feature U.S. Winter Olympians raping the Ukraine instead of savoring their 28-25 victory over these Northern losers in the Medals Race. Canada has always been a distant second to America in EVERYTHING, but that doesn't justify shelling out our dough to be assaulted with their sour grapes. Canadian films of the future MUST be clearly marked in America with "black box" warning labels similar to cigarette packages, and NOT foisted upon an unsuspecting public with no alarm bells and whistles, as they are Snuck into our multiplexes today.