This movie ruined my relationship!!!

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2011)

I'll tell you why; we sat down tonight...looking for a new movie on Netflix to watch (which, if you have Netflix, you already know that finding anything remotely like a New Release is like finding a book in Mike Tyson's house...not gonna happen).
Anyway...we found this little treasure of a movie...premise looked OK, and I figured Ivan Reitman wouldn't stoop so low to put Kutcher in a decent movie unless he knew what he was doing, right? Wrong.
This movie was so bad, that I think my girlfriend hates me now, cuz I pressured her to sit through it with me. I am not even sure why...I just know that I can't start something and not finish it. It's my nature.
Anywho...neither one of these clowns in this flick could act their way out of a paper bag. It was scary. the only mildly amusing character was the geeky assistant chick that kept hitting on him.
My god, man....who the hell are these morons giving this movie a positive review? Are you high????
Movie was poorly acted, terribly predictable, and it literally seems like someone handed the script to a 7 year old and said..."make it your own, kiddo."
I would not wipe my filthy dogs dookie-stained butt with this movie.
The End.