Text Me if You Need Some

Rating: 6/10 (23 January 2011)

Greetings again from the darkness. If you have read even a few of my reviews, you know I am not typically a fan of the Hollywood Rom-Com. I find most of them lazy, lame, predictable and irritating. But when legendary comedy director Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters, Dave, Stripes) gets involved, I will at least pay attention. Here Mr. Reitman directs a script that on the surface will examine the Friends with Benefits phenomenon.
The leads are played by Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman, and the twist here is that Portman's Emma is the driving force behind the agreement with Kutcher's Adam to not have a relationship ... only relations. Even Adam's friends point out to him that he is living every male's fantasy. So does anyone think this will really work? Of course not.
First, they are both just so darn cute! And Adam is oh-so-adorable as the sly one hoping to break through and convince Emma that he is worthy of her love. All the physical stuff continues as Adam works his job on the set of a Glee knock-off, battles with his dad (Kevin Kline) who is sleeping with Adam's ex-girlfriend (a wonderful Opehlia Lovibond), and Emma slaves away saving lives in her job as a brilliant doctor. Oh, and one of Adam's co-workers (a manic Lake Bell) has a mega crush on him, and Emma's little sister (Olivia Thirlby) finds true love as does Emma's friend Patrice (Greta Gerwig from Greenberg), who falls for Adam's best friend. Wow. All that love and our two heroes just have to keep things between the sheets.
On the plus side, the side stories are enough fun that the film is easily watchable despite the predictable nature of the premise. Even the Portman/Kutcher story is tolerable thanks to the gender-bending nature of their roles. I would have preferred to see the Friends with Benefits pact extended and examined (it worked in the Stieg Larsson books!). This is easily Mr. Reitman's best comedy since 1993's "Dave", which also featured Kevin Kline. It's nice to see Ms. Portman do something lightweight after her fabulous "Black Swan" performance, but I am really hoping Mr. Kutcher understands that someday he may really have to act and not just smile on cue.