Finally A Baseline.

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2019)

Once upon a time, when someone would say, "what's the worst movie ever made?", it was hard to be sure because the scale had yet to be defined. Well now, thanks to this pace setting piece of pathetic poodle porn, we now know for certain what the bottom of the tank is! These people worked very hard (or very little) to perfect 'pitiful'. So now you know, everything is 'UP' from here. Save your money, time & level of patience! This movie, film, play or whatever the hell it is, SUCKS! The bottom has finally been discovered!
No spoiler worries... you can't spoil trash.