The mediocre sexual comedic version of "500 Days of Summer".

Rating: 4/10 (13 March 2011)

First of all. I love Natalie Portman. She's my current favorite actress and #1 celebrity crush. But after watching this movie I realized that she came as a hypocrite in terms of credibility. Once she stated that she would never make the kind of movie that Jennifer Love Hewitt does. She thought she was better than that. But "No Strings Attached" is the kind of movie JLH would do! I couldn't believe the scene where Natalie holds a wine bottle while yelling and chasing two girls. Pumpkin! Now I hate that word if you know what I mean.
The plot is absurd but delivers expectations for those who are into romantic comedies with sex-oriented humor. The humor is made of sex jokes, funny situations, and physical comedy. Natalie Portman is a great actress and I totally believed her performance. Ashton Kutcher plays himself and that's always good. Lake Bell was really funny and sexy in her own way. I love that chick. Ludicrous was my favorite actor in this one. Kevin Kline also delivered a fine performance. Greta H. is a very talented and attractive blonde. I wanted more of her.
I would only recommend this movie as a last option to watch in the movies. You know, the kind of popcorn movie to enjoy with your girl.
It's poorly written, has no message, but has the standard fun factor.