Truly awful

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2012)

I saw maybe 20 minutes before I had to turn it off. I like Ashton Kutcher OK and I really like Natalie Portman, but both of them are completely wooden. The writing is horrid. Sometimes it seems like the characters are having two different conversations at the same time. It is so formulaic I think it may have been written on graph paper. The sex is completely lacking in passion. The friendships are baseless and without affection or any semblance of reality. I don't know how they were able to make two such physically attractive people so repulsive. I didn't remotely care about any of the characters. Nor did like any of them. It was so bad I was unwilling to watch another minute, even with the possibility of Natalie Portman nudity. I challenge you to try watching further than 20 minutes.