"It's like a crime scene in my pants"

Rating: 3/10 (15 September 2014)

Is just one of the classics uttered in this cheese doodle of a film. Others not far down the line include the all time great "we are sluts we are sluts we are all just sluts" & "my underwear is dirty" (referring to a gal who just gots her period the previous day) It's a freakishly bad movie about screwin' and sweet nuthin' else. I think that people go to these films lured by the prospect of a few laughs but when a film starts talking about screwin' by usin' the friggin' F word repeatedly ya knows ya gots droppin's for a movie. I thought this movie truly sucked and not because I'm a Natalie Portman hater-on the contrary I've seen her in some fairly good movies- same with Ashton Kushner. This just ain't a decent script and it makes you pity the characters. The writers seem to think they are endearing the characters to the audience but it does't work. The bad lines are so frequent they paint themselves onto your brain one after another like listening to someone speak in a bad dream. This film sucks. Really really really. It's like Seth Rogan wrote it. Maybe his penis did.