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Rating: 4/10 (14 May 2011)

No Strings Attached
If there is no string attached, you must seek immediate medical attention, or you could suffer toxic shock.
Oops! Apparently, this is a romantic-comedy about two acquaintances deciding to engage in a sexual relationship sans emotions, and not a how-to on proper tampon remove.
After discovering his father is dating his ex, Adam (Ashton Kutcher) goes into a spiral.
While corkscrewing his way to the bottom, he's reintroduced to a childhood crush, Emma (Natalie Portman).
Unwilling to date, Emma does agree to become his bed buddy – insisting that they call it off once one of them develops feelings for the other.
Needles to say, it's not long until one reneges on their promise.
What might have been a sardonic statement on a seedy sexual scenario is instead a flatlinning facsimile of every other cliché-ridden rom-com.
Besides, there is more to relationships than just sex - there are also the loud arguments. (Red Light)
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