Scooby Doo is Deeper Portman redefines flat

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2011)

Whoa!!!! Wow! This was TRITE nonsense -- If you get the chance to see it for free and you have two hours to kill -- GO DO SOMETHING ELSE! This was stinky bad. Just inane. Brain dead. Not even for teens -- too insipid for them. Whoa!!! Portman is even worse in this and how that is possible I don't know -- Worse then she did in those other 5 films she jammed in before she knew she'd be taking time off for new human unit. This was just pure crap! Scooby Doo is deeper -- Portman needs to be on a sit com. She evokes a sort of shallow attitude on the screen but that's it... It's like her inner monologue in whatever character she's playing is "My trailer is too small. When will my vegan lunch arrive?! I want a knew dog walker. I've been sitting here for an hour and they are not doing my scene. I want to leave. I am pretty and special. I am angry. Please don't pass on your gross air germs to me." ...And she will toss in a nice mechanical smile, but it's still not enough to fill a role in a movie. I think a little sit com show would serve her um... uh...um...range... better. Range being the space between these words here. See that space? Range being. I will play neurotic bitch or neurotic and tense. Oooohhh wow... Heyyy isn't that something.