Is this some twisted "haha you lost $9" joke?

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2007)

I really can't express how terrible this movie is. It's really THAT bad. I've disliked plenty of movies in the past but they got the rating they deserved. This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen and it is completely deserving of the 1 sexy star that I gave it. Don't waste your money, seriously. Wait until one of your friends who didn't have the luxury of reading my review tell you how bad it was. An 8.9 after 5,000 votes is obscene and boggles my mind, leading to the subject line of this review.
Terrible dialog, dull characters (75% of which didn't even matter), a not-really-that-badass badass and a simple story equal an entire theater bored to death. I promise you there wasn't a single person that enjoyed their movie-going experience. This movie was my pick - I had to apologize to my wife and brother the whole way home. Anybody that likes this movie should not be trusted, even if it's a family member.