i almost killed myself after seeing this movie

Rating: 1/10 (2 August 2009)

"Never Back Down" was by far the most atrocious movie i have ever seen in my entire life, and that means a lot, since i was once forced to see "Enchanted" in theaters. But at least i got sex out of seeing enchanted, all i got from watching this movie was a migraine. After watching this movie, i was actually offended at the movie industry in general for allowing such a flaming piece of crap to be produced. The plot was so simple and predictable it seemed like it was written by a fat 13 year old girl with down syndrome. Oh how original...a hot guy moves to a new school where he meets a hot girl who likes him but has a dick head boyfriend who he fights and loses to at first but then decides to train with an inspiring and talented trainer who teaches him a lot about life and the kid ends up connecting with the trainer and finally faces off against the hot girl's boyfriend, wins his pride and the girl. Seriously? You can't think of anything different than what's been done a hundred thousand times before? And of course the main character's got a temper problem he's got to overcome which is a product of his father's death. THATS SO ORIGINAL. Honestly. How anyone saw this movie is beyond me. It's so insanely typical and has been done so many times before that i want to put my fist through my computer because i'm so frustrated that it's impossible to express through words how bad this movie actually was. PLEASE DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE. A more productive and positive use of your time would be to smoke crack and murder babies.