I'm going to kidnap the president

Rating: 5/10 (28 December 2007)

CAUTION: THIS REPORT CONTAINS MANY MANY SPOILERS
Setting: Paris, France Event: Cage makes friends with some cops within 2 minutes of conversation. Cops just happen to use the word "resolute" to translate. Cage figures out a riddle that has been unsolved for hundreds of years within 2 seconds. His now best friend French cops offers Cage a ride to London.
Setting: London Event: Cage engages in a high speed car chase destroying everything possible along the way.
Setting: Mt. Rushmore Event: Cage kidnaps the president; the president then proceeds to hijack a ride back the white house.
Setting: white house Event: Cage by the divine will of the gods, gets easy access to the oval office, then proceeds to rummage through the drawers.
Are we getting the point here? This movie just borders on insanity. You can't just go to foreign countries and start destroying everything and really, there's something really messed up if you can kidnap the president that easily.