Disney, What Happened To You?

Rating: 3/10 (17 August 2008)

More garbage from Disney? Ridiculous and illogical, the execs at Disney probably thought that the more outlandish they made this film the smarter it would feel. This film does not make an ounce of sense! Not the premise, nor the way the characters behave, the world they inhab...(read more) it, or any part of the story. What the hell happened to you Mr. Cage? Did you even read the script for this one, or the former, or any of those terrible films you starred in last year? Guess you were too distracted by the mountains of cash that were dumped on your mansion. Anyhow, this film is absolutely inane. Most of the history on display here is either false or unbelievable. The only positives I can think of are some of the action sequences, and even those felt contrived and boring, and the acting by Jon Voight and Helen Mirren, their banter was hilarious. Overall, I would say just watch a real adventure movie over this garbage. At least Indiana Jones does not totally insult your intelligence.