Hollywood Crap

Rating: 1/10 (27 July 2005)

This is a cliché driven standard action fare. It has boring, uninteresting characters, a contrived plot and big explosions. It features an impressive cast of characters and a very weak script.
If you want to see this movie and truly enjoy it, please visit a hypnotist who can make you forget that you ever saw any 007, Indiana Jones or Arnold movie. Then you can enjoy the clichés and boardroom committee driven writing style that permeates through this derivative Hollywood freak-show.
This movie is ironic in that everything about this film is a copy - even the movie poster reminds us of "Tomb Raider", yet Hollywood wants us to believe that movie thieves are people who download illegal copies from the Internet - the thieves are really are people who push this crap on unsuspecting consumers.
While you're at it, enjoy a Vin Diesel film. He's never been in a crappy action movie clone.