This blows. Nicolas Cage has the Midas touch but in reverse. Everything he touches turns to sht.

Rating: 3/10 (28 December 2008)

Has he ever mad a good film? I seem to remember him being overly hyped playing a drunk in the early 90's. I'm starting to think his uncle Francis Ford ordered him not to use the name Coppola. All of the acting in this is ridiculously affected. And Jon Voigt looks old enough to have been around when the treasure was buried. It seems like everything he does now is strictly destined to be b level cable fodder or worse in the case of his horrific remake of the Wicker Man. We seriously need to have something like a celebrity clearing house that sells off guys like him to Japan where they will still be considered valuable doing cologne commercials.