horrible and enjoyable

Rating: Null/10 (3 May 2005)

I'm not quite sure what I mean by my title--- I think that this is a 'kids' movie and Nicholas Cage doesn't deliver. I was wondering if I was longing for those Indiana Jones heydays--- but this would be like the 'modern' version. John Voit was the best character by far. A weird and washed up middle class lunatic that lives with his failed dreams.
I'm getting sick of all that spy/theft movie business. Pressure panels, secret lasers silent alarms, inept guards--- the whole lot is getting old and fast. What ever happened to the eccentric James Bond villains and their insane devices. I could handle that--- maybe some anti-American messages deeply embedded in the heart of the movie. What a load of crap. If any of the founding fathers saw this they would turn in their grave or move to Tangiers to hustle Herion.