Shoulda remain buried

Rating: 3/10 (3 December 2018)

Hard to know which is the most ridiculous: the plot, the dialogue, the ''action,'' or Nicolas Cage's hairpiece.
The oohing and the aahing over the treasure. Please. At one point the female treasure-hunter turns to the other young treasure-hunter and says, ''are you crying?" He denied it. But I was. Crying for the movie-goers who, more than a decade ago, dropped hard-earned cash to go see this movie at the local googleplex.
The only enduring mystery for me is, ''how did Cage ever get into movies int he first place?" (OK, I actually know - he's Coppola's relative) But I'd like to know how he keeps getting cast in movies to this day. I've never heard one person in my entire life say, ''Whoah. I see Nicolas Cage has a new movie out. We should go see it." Never.