Indiana Jones it's not

Rating: 4/10 (5 January 2006)

This movie is to treasure hunters, as the new Mummy movies are to horror, non-existent. The plot is there, even though I don't believe the Knights Templar had anything to do with the Masons or America in the first place, but hey, if I can believe in King Kong, I will set history aside and try to enjoy this movie. That just couldn't be done. This movie was horribly predictable, from beginning to end. Well, I decided to let that go too, and just try to enjoy the movie. Still didn't work. You know, if you have to use slow motion to build up suspense in a "action" movie, well, there isn't much action in the first place. If this movie was supposed to hook those conspiracy theorists who think the Templars found the Masons, and they founded America, and they protect the bloodline of Christ... or whatever they think, you would be led to believe that there would have been a lot more thought put into this bore-fest. It was great to see Oleg in another film, I still think he would have beat Dan Severn. Too far away from the point. If you want adventure in this style, stick to Indiana Jones. From quality people come quality products, and this just isn't one. Nice wig Nick.