almost the worst two hours of my life

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2019)

I have never disliked a movie more than this. I was told that it was fun and funny, so I thought "sure, why not? some cinematic cheese to watch on a Sunday night". Oh boy was I wrong. I swear it felt like I had fallen into a parallel dimension while I was trapped watching this travesty, while the people on the couch with me seemed to be really enjoying themselves. And then, finally, when it was almost over and I figured it couldn't cram anymore bad into the last two minutes, the note it chooses to end on is: 'an attractive woman is a prize to be won by getting rich, just like a sports car'. Wow.