Terrible...but I had a GREAT time watching it.

Rating: 4/10 (16 February 2006)

Highly recommended for good friends in full MST3K mode. There was almost no better time for me this year than watching this implausible piece of work in a friend's basement theater with my brother and another friend of ours. We'd planned this for WEEKS, always putting off watching it until we were all there, and it paid off spectacularly. Who could have imagined it was sillier than the trailer portrayed it to be? And a film with Sean Bean as the bad guy?!?! What a shock...almost to a David Moresian proportion. Needless to say, I can't wait until the sequel comes out. Why does Turtletoub haunt me so? I expect that the hidden clues of the Euro will be explored for all to see...and the truth will come out about why all European currency had to be recalled...you know...I may have something here.