I saw National Treasure, and it is one! Spoilers Ho!

Rating: Null/10 (22 November 2004)

Not really, just a little Monheitisme. Wow! This is a bad movie. Really quite stupid but for some reason I have to admit I'm not offended by it. By a movie which actually, truly, and literally desecrated the graves of my ancestors. By a movie which excreted a combination or urine and feces from its unholy cloaca onto my chosen profession (history). By a movie so obviously repeatedly and with malice aforethought script-doctored that it is forced into the corner of commenting on its own poor writing. This is a terrible and stupid movie. Yet somehow not as offensive as most Bruckheimer movies. If you like seeing Nicolas Cage, Christopher Plummer, Harvey Keitel, Jon Voigt, and some hot German chick disgrace themselves, well, this is the movie for you. Let me just say these two specific things, the freezing and thawing of the oceans would rip a ship apart in 200 hours nonetheless 200 years. Why the hell would the Masons try and hide treasure from the British? They're third only to the US and Switzerland in being Masonically entwined.