This movie is so bad...

Rating: 4/10 (20 November 2004)

this movie is so bad I decided to log on to IMDb just so i can vote on it and write a review, which involved retrieving my password - THAT's how strongly i feel about this movie. The jokes were lame, poorly written and poorly executed; the clues were not smart; the plot was slow and dull; Nick Cage looked like a plastic man the entire time. Does he really think that goofy-half-raised-eyebrow look on his face looks cool? It made him look like a aging Ken doll. And his side-kick/comedy relief guy... all i can say is WTF. It was a bad movie all around - bad ending, bad beginning, bad lead-in. bad bad bad. But I gave it a 4 cuz Diane Kruger wasn't THAT bad. Kinda surprised to find out she was Helen of Troy, she didn't look as good as she did in this movie. Definitely someone to look out for in the future.